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Zhuge Liang and Lu Su led the fleet to Cao Ying, beating drums and shouting, but Cao Ying didn't respond for a long time. Zhuge Liang was angry and ordered to shout loudly, but Cao Ying remained silent. It was only after dawn that the fleet went in the wrong direction and headed for the wild.

Accident 2- Overload

When the ship approached Cao Ying, Cao Jun shot many arrows, which filled one side of the hull. Zhuge Liang turned the bow in time and shot arrows at the other side of the hull. Zhuge Liang ordered the sergeant to shout, "Thank you for the arrow!" When the fog cleared, Cao Jun found it and chased it. Kongming's fleet was too heavy to escape and was captured by Cao Jun. ..

Accident 3- Cao Jun launched a rocket.

When the ship approached Cao Ying, Cao Jun shot it with a rocket. When the rocket meets the grass, it immediately causes a fire, and the grass boat is particularly obvious in the fog. Cao Jun continued to aim at the fireboat and shoot arrows. (The living conditions of the fish in the river improved that night, and they began to cook in Kanto. )

Accident 4- New Weapons

When the ship approached Cao Cao, it suddenly saw Cao Jun pushing dozens of trebuchets. ...

Accident 5-Cao Cao is not stupid.

It is said that Zhuge Liang and Lu Su led the fleet through the fog to Cao Ying and ordered Cao Ying to drum and shout, but Cao Ying also drum and shout, even louder than Zhuge Liang and them. And ordered the water army to attack. When Zhuge Liang and Lu Su saw that the situation was not good, they turned around and fled, and finally escaped Cao's pursuit in the dense fog. They didn't want Cao Cao Jun to refuse to let go, so they came to Zhou Yu's water village to make a hullabaloo about. Zhou Yu was afraid and ordered all the archers to be moved to the river, so it was easy to shoot Cao Jun back and shoot all Wu Dong's arrows. Zhuge Liang heard that the situation was not good, so he did not return to Wu Dongjun camp and fled directly to Xiakou.

Laugh at the Three Kingdoms (thieves are funny)

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking to discuss heroes. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly farted, which was embarrassing. When I was embarrassed, I heard Guan Yu behind me calmly say, "Don't take offense, fart comes from feather (rain)!" " As Guan Yu's voice dropped, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, fart comes from the clouds!"

After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei went on to shout, "Where did the fart come from just now!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? "

Everyone was indignant and thought, "It's nothing, what's difficult!"

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "Chu (pig) put the fart!"

The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!"

As soon as Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao was too slow and rushed to take care of himself. Xia Houdun insisted: "Fart comes from London!"

"no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "I'm shaking my ass!"

Xun You said, "You let the fart out!"

Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!"

Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy!"

Guo Tu said: "Fart is a picture (vomit)!"

Zhong Youdao: "Fart is coming!"

then ....

Taurus: "Fart is gold!"

Cao Hong: "Fart is red!"

Zhang Nan: "Fart is south (blue)!"

...........

Cao Cao was already flushed and was about to get angry.

Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! " ..... deserves to be my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought.

Guo Jia went on to say: "The fart was released by Jia (clip)!"

Liu Bei and others have laughed stagger. ........