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Why are boasters really easy to succeed?

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Wang Dacheng has become a big cow in our class. He used to brag, but now he is really awesome.

At the farewell party in the year of graduation, most of Wang's feet stepped on the chair. He said, "Ma Yun is his uncle and Chen Ou is his childhood. The company can pick whatever he wants and buy a car as proof after half a year of graduation. "

What a pity!

His jokes are still ringing in his ears. Half a year later, he bought a high-end bicycle and said that the story of riding with celebrities added a new laughing stock to himself.

Everyone realizes that Ma Yun, Chen Ou Fengjie and other fake red stars in Zhen Hong are not his real relatives. He just kept bombarding people with Weibo's private letters, and then he got involved in the sea of old letters, and the stars didn't even look at him.

In addition to the obvious defects of cowhide boasting, Wang Da also has an obvious simpleton.

It is said that after graduation, I rode a donkey to find a horse and entered a foreign company. He always tries to sneak into all circles of the company, kiss its ass and pay the bill.

He likes to mix in amateur gangs with various hobbies, blind date meetings, online meetings, exchange meetings in the publishing industry and even training meetings in the government. He kept welcoming and sent some friends from his own city to accompany him to eat, play and pay the bill.

When classmates get together, some people will say sarcastically: It seems possible that they are all relatives of Wang Da. If anyone is mentioned casually, Wang Da always answers: that's my brother, my sister and my friend. ...

I'm sorry, Wang Da, has your family started the world? Are all your relatives!

Of course, this is a joke. The fact is, everyone consciously stands by his side, competing to be his friends. Plus his chubby figure, it is a practical and reliable first choice.

After all, there are too few enthusiastic people like him and they are too popular.

The turning point came five years after graduation, when Wang Dacheng set up his own self-media alliance and did nothing. Various media outlets in cross-promotion have rushed out of the media circle organized by individuals and become pioneers of new media that everyone looks forward to.

At that time, Wang Da's boasting became Kan Kan's talk, and the saddest thing is that it sounded like a joke in those days, but now it sounds like truth.

For example, Wang Da said, "All the cowhide I blew out was released by my ambition."

He also knows that he likes to brag, but he is still an ordinary person with a good face, just like the gentleman who threw the hat first. Since you have boasted a lot, you should force yourself to give it a try.

When he graduated, he got his second job because of his impudence. He went to Jumei headquarters and met people working in Miri, Malaysia in unexpected ways that you and I can think of.

Wang got an errand and soon won over many people. No way. He looks ashamed but ambitious. Second, everyone regards him as a bucket that can't be helped, and nothing can be taught him except cowhide.

Someone made fun of him to his face. Chen Ou is not his friend, but the boss of his boss. He walked over to cope with, and Chen Ou became close friends sooner or later.

Everyone laughed helplessly, and then all kinds of tricks. He secretly wrote down the usefulness and uselessness, but five years later, he also cast a bright sword.

For another example, Wang Dachang often said: "I am good to others, not flattering, but stealing the skills of the teacher."

And stealing from teachers will come in handy one day.

On one occasion, a brother from the media bluntly said: "A person is too hard, which is not good for people from the media."

The speaker didn't mean it, but listened attentively. Wang Daji has accumulated five years of experience and contacts, which comes in handy at this time. He visited n people, investigated n possibilities, tried n methods, and finally launched a self-media alliance.

Although Jack Ma and Chen Ou are still not his brothers, many stars we are familiar with have become friends with him and even helped him to form a media alliance.

His contacts are mixed but not mixed, because they have been treated with his courtesy and kindness more or less before, full of gratitude, and they have shown their magical powers one after another. In this way, Wanda's reputation went out.

His side is already crowded, and the students are scrambling to say, Wanda, that's my roommate, that's my upper bunk, that's my boyfriend I miss, and that's my buddy.

He said in class that you all think that I love to brag, be snobbish, pay the bill and have no brains, but those four things are actually one thing, that is, to be kind to others. ...

Wang Da just became Mr. Wang, but he is still keen on paying the bill, making friends, enjoying the excitement of many people and doing things for others.

He said, what are you still ashamed to associate with people? People who have the cheek to sharpen their heads are good to others. Be a good person within your ability, and God won't treat you badly.

In Wang Da's circle of friends, there are countless Internet cafes, countless IT CTO, countless marketing kings, and countless awesome people who can give him advice. Isn't success inevitable?

His shortcut is to blow them into his own friends first, and then turn them into real friends.

Then, Wang Dacheng did it.

He happily enjoys everything possible in the future. He still can't reach the heights of Ma Yun and Chen Ou, but he has already dumped his classmates for thousands of miles.

Chen Ou is still not his best friend, but Wanda is what many people often say.

His famous saying became: "The so-called success begins when you go out to find your brothers and sisters and ends when all your brothers and sisters come to see you." How well said, really, we are all proud to be his brothers and sisters!

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I hope I'm as smart as you. I see another feature that Wang Da and the braggart complement each other: the sense of giving.

How can he have such a good popularity? With his love and dedication, with his warm heart and tireless enthusiasm, he melted the nobles, big coffee and many friends.

Hehe, why do you cry roast meat, because you know you can't do those things.

Why can't you brag? Because on the road to success, you need to pay too much cost, including sinking cost, and you are unwilling to give up.

An article in a circle of friends, "To Bitch, Why Should I Help You", smashed many hand-holding parties with a bang. Many people think that you should not reach out to your friends for help, at least when you should not ask for help, you should also say that it is easy to lift a finger.

Yes, I don't agree with the robber logic of eating the apple you gave me, but comfort myself with a sentence "Give it to me or it will rot".

However, please believe that such people are just thick-skinned, or can't speak, and their emotional intelligence is not high. But if he is one of your friends, I still hope that we can help each other, even if we finish helping, and say, go away, I won't lift a finger, I am willing to help because of you.

Let him know what you did.

I think, this year, you helped others, and tomorrow, others will help others. Someone will always help you later, because the earth is round and love is conservative.

Paying is not a sunk cost, it will come back to you again and again. As an old saying goes, doing good deeds will lead to the future of Mo Wen.