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The Love Story of Frog and Toad
So he always likes to chat with toads.
"Toad, are you there? Have you eaten? What did you eat? " .
Toad will seriously reply to him "Yes, not yet".
"Why haven't you eaten? I'll take you to eat later, "replied the frog."
Later, the toad slowly took a fancy to the frog, and the frog was crazy about the toad. In this way, they are together, very happy and live a five-to-nine life.
The frog said to the toad, "honey, I'm so lucky to meet you." I love you. "
"I love you too, but I think I'm too ugly."
The frog comforted, "No, you are the most beautiful. I will take you to eat your favorite hot pot and mala Tang. " .
However, not long after they were together, maybe more than a year, the frog slowly exposed his personality. Frog likes to look at other beautiful girls, but toad doesn't like him because it's too noisy.
Frogs also like to chat with the opposite sex, and they are all beautiful women. Isn't this another photo of a beautiful lady?
The toad saw it and asked the frog, "Who is she?"
The frog said, "No one is just a friend, right?"
"Friends? You've seen it many times. I kept pretending not to see it. I didn't expect you to get worse. " Cried the toad.
She is my ex-girlfriend, but now she is just a friend. Forget it.
Delete her photo for me immediately.
The frog froze. This is the only photo.
"You don't be unreasonable, ok? It doesn't matter if she and I are just a photo? What can you prove? " .
Frog and toad had a big fight, and toad cried. The frog said to her, "I was wrong." I won't look at girls or my predecessors in the future, okay? " .
After a few sweet words from the frog, toad forgave him, but it didn't last long.
"That how long so ugly, so fat. Have you no brains? How can your temper be bigger than my ex-girlfriend? " Frogs and toads are full of cynicism, and gradually toads feel inferior.
Later, toad gradually learned that the frog's ex-girlfriend was a frog princess. When the frog and the frog princess are together, they are what people call golden couple, a pair of beautiful women with perfect looks. But separated for various reasons. I dare not say or ask the specific reasons.
When toad found out, he thought that the frog had forgotten the frog princess, but he didn't expect that the frog had never forgotten the frog princess. Toad thinks every day that if he is given enough time, the frog can forget the frog princess.
But how can you really love someone and forget it?
They quarreled from once a month to three times a week, and now they quarrel three times a day. Toads can't feel love in frogs. They quarreled and the frog hit the toad. So toad left and went to his best friend's house for a few days. When he came back, he found the frog princess back.
Then the frog said to the toad, "I don't love you, I'm just playing with you." I have never forgotten Princess Frog. She is the girl of my dreams. You are just a spare tire. Now that she is back, you can go. Look at you again, with a black face and a bunch of pimples. Body double is flattering you. ".
Toad froze. "What did you say? ..... You don't like me? "
Yes, I have never loved you from beginning to end. I've always loved her.
Toad really collapsed. "You don't love me, why provoke me? Do you know why I forgive you every time? That's because I love you. "
"Now that you know the truth, you can go." The frog said coldly.
Toad's tears fell bit by bit and left the frog. Toad was depressed for a period of time, because she really loved frogs, and it was hard to think of frogs little by little.
After a few days, Toad didn't think so much. Because she knows that life will go on and she must work hard. ...
You know, it will still be bright without the sun.
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