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Who knows that "One day, the devil kidnapped the princess and said to the princess, no one will come to save you if you scream until your throat is broken..."
The devil kidnapped the princess, who kept calling for help...
The devil: Just scream, no one will come to save you... .
Princess: Broken throat! Broken throat!
No one: Princess, I’m here to save you!
Demon King: Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.
Cao Cao: Demon King...what did you ask me to do?
Devil: Wow! Saw a ghost!
Ghost: Cough! Still discovered.
Still: Nonsense, who discovered me?
Who: None of my business...
Devil King: Oh! my god!
God: Who called me?
Who: Who called you?
Which: I didn’t ask him, he came by himself.
Him: I’m here to watch the fun.
Lively: What do I have to see?
Me: How dare you say I’m not good-looking.
You: That’s not what I said.
That’s not me: who are you falsely accusing?
Who: He didn’t frame me!
Him: Why did you mention me?
Why: I haven’t spoken.
Me: Are you deaf?
You: How can you hear the princess calling for help if you are deaf?
Princess: I didn’t mean it either. Who asked the devil to capture me?
Who: I didn’t let the devil capture the princess, devil, you said so.
Devil:......
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