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Why did Bang Bang Xuan leave Zhangmen?
Because the father-in-law started to implement the "signing contract" system, and then he left without wanting to sign the contract.
Recently, the father-in-law's family and the sister-in-law's family have been at loggerheads. The second sister-in-law has always been defensive, but the daughter-in-law Wu Laoer has been very tough in the face of a lot of abuse and attacks. Scolding, without any mercy.
Last night, brother Xiao Gen, who was unblocked, mocked Second Sister Zhang again: The only thing I, Xiao Gen, have the most inferiority complex about in my life is that I have “small eyes.” I look at this picture of Second Sister’s eyes almost growing.
You said, tell me, you said, where can you use it in your home, where can you bring rhythm, what can you bring, it seems like you can’t survive, and you can restore the cohesion of the family, People are there every day.
At the same time, my husband’s artist Bangbangxuan (Xiaogen’s ex-girlfriend) also held a special show for Zhang Er’s sister-in-law at the company. Some fans of the sister-in-law’s family also ridiculed Xuanxuan in the live broadcast room for “eating fruit plates”. ..
After seeing this, Xuanxuan replied sarcastically: Your wife wants to eat but she can’t get it, so she can only sleep on a big bed in the Errenzhuan Theater. I don’t know how she sleeps? Damn, did you not do DNA testing on that child?
You asked your wife to apply for a job at a loss. Judging from how thin you are, your wife should be able to apply for it. You must be squeezed dry. You don’t even have plastic surgery for all the money. You don’t look the same. You look like a person from the upper world, like a person from the underworld. They laugh at this and that. Look at what your parents are like. You are an Internet celebrity. If it weren't for KS, you would have been following others.
Compared with Brother Xiaogen’s special performance, Xuanxuan’s ridicule was somewhat of a “personal attack”, and she even brought her family members with her.
This made Wu Laoer furious, and in the afternoon he posted a message shouting: I don’t care if you have a white belt or a black belt? Apologize to me immediately, otherwise it will never end!
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