The funniest joke in the world

Lead: People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, I have collected the funniest joke stories in the world, making you laugh every day.

1. The nanny has a loud voice, and the host told her that all the people who came here tonight are important people, so be sure to keep your voice down. After dinner, the host and the guests played cards. After cleaning up, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early, so she whispered to the host's ear. Then I'll go to bed first. ?

2. If the girl doesn't answer, it's all wet. Go to bed when you see a girl and do justice for heaven. Chest height, the more you touch it, the more coquettish it becomes. Small and thin, with stunts. Small and infinite. Your ass is up. You must finish it.

3. Little couples have sex all night. After that, my husband went to the bathroom to clean and wipe carefully, and my wife asked why it took so long. Husband said: the sniper rifle should be maintained when it is used up. My brother's name is Liu Shun. ...

The man chased the bus until he got home, but he didn't catch up. After coming back, he told his wife that he missed the bus, but he also exercised and earned 1 yuan. His wife was angry at that time and called you stupid. Go after a taxi and earn at least a starting price.

5. The unit organized a physical examination, and the nurse said that the leader's heart rate has been abnormal, so the chief physician should re-examine. After the re-examination, the director kindly said to the nurse: buttoning the chest can improve work efficiency in the future.

6. Eat with upper-middle class families. My husband stocks at home, which is very interesting. What about the past two or three months? Does it taste good？ . Son-in-law works in finance, humble name? Make some bubble money? The mother-in-law said firmly. The more bubbles the better! ?

7. I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. She got married after graduation, and my husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was breast-feeding, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her and put my hand on her? Mimi, then tell her doll to call uncle, don't shout, don't give it food!

8. What is a spoiler? A friend named Luo did better. He changed the MSN name to? Dumbledore is dead? , and then constantly online and offline. So everyone? Including unfortunate people who don't want to be spoiled at all? Looking at the MSN prompt window on the screen sadly and repeatedly prompting? Your friend? Dumbledore is dead? Are you online?

9. Today, I drove along a toll road. The car broke down near the toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking carriage, crying and watching other cars whizzing by. Until a patrolman came and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.

10. Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying 1000 times? I made a mistake when I ran a red light I won't do it again. ?

1 1. Customer Service: Hello, what can I do for you?

User: Please transfer me to the manual desk!

Customer Service: Do you treat me like a robot?

12. A recent survey shows that 29% of pet owners let them sleep in the same bed. I tried once, and the goldfish died?

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