Translation of English jokes suitable for performance

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

My dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh,

Honey, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "How do you deal with it?

The money I gave you yesterday? "

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "This is two cents.

More. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied.

"You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why did you treat the old man?

Is your wife so interested? "

"She sells sweets."

Perfect son.

I have a perfect son.

Does he smoke?

No, he didn't.

Does he drink whisky?

No, he didn't.

Did he ever come home late?

No, he didn't.

I think you really have a perfect son. How old is he?

He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Perfect son

I have a perfect son.

Does he smoke?

A: No.

Does he drink whisky?

A: No.

Will he come home late?

A: No.

I think you have a perfect son. How old is he?

It will be six months by next Wednesday.