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We are lonely and warm
The sky in Putian is very blue most of the time. After a teacher mentioned "Putian Blue" in class, I really started to pay attention to the sky in this city. It is really blue.
I know that the sky in Nanjing is very blue. I stood by Xuanwu Lake and was surrounded by blue sky on all sides. The sky in Xiamen is very blue. On Gulangyu Island, trees and flowers are the most common, many of which I have never seen before.
None of what I’m talking about is my hometown. I haven’t been back for more than two months. A friend said, “I miss home because I’m greedy.” I miss the snacks in my hometown and can’t wait to see them. I wanted to go home by car and enjoy the snacks that were a bit greasy before. What calmed me down was my empty wallet and the more than a thousand kilometers away from my hometown.
We are all lonely individuals who left our hometown. We reunited and no longer seemed lonely. We hugged each other for warmth. We are the loneliest and luckiest group of people in this city. We have different ideals, but we can still do the same thing every day.
We have only known each other for two months, like old friends we have not seen for many years. You told the story of when we first met in front of the whole class. I was moved to tears. You were there when I was not feeling well. Take the initiative to solve other problems for me so that I have no worries. Think about it, I don’t know anyone else in this city, I only have you. And the touch you gave me was enough to warm my entire college time.
I don’t know what other people’s dormitories look like, but there are always classmates who tell us, “I’m so envious that you can have so much fun in your dormitory and chat together.” I’m so proud! Our real carnival begins after the lights are turned off. We lost all our moral integrity on the first day here, but in my eyes, you are not like what I said, you are all the fucking best! I can hurt you, but others can't.
We who are active in everything we do often complain. We take breakfast on the road and complain, why do we have to arrive at the classroom so early, and we have to eat breakfast on the road. When I was reminiscing, I arrived early and still complained, but nothing happened and we were asked to come here early to wait. It was really annoying. The dormitory is almost the farthest from the classroom in the whole school. We spend most of the time on the road every day. We complain, why are we always the unlucky ones?
But you are still positive and will do well in whatever you do. In my opinion, you are all duplicitous! You will also be very happy when we are praised, and you will feel that all the hardships and efforts are worth it! To sum up: you guys are thick-skinned!
Have you ever carefully observed the people around you?
No. 1 Yuanlin, catchphrase: I also feel that we have complained about it more than once, but still have not changed. This is the person who follows one person, and is also highly recognizable, a proper academic master. , she was almost the one responsible for the high-mathematics homework.
No. 2 is beautiful. The most iconic thing about her is her voice. She can make you remember it once. She can act in her true colors in any silly thing. She is often insinuated by us for her dark skin, but she has a kind heart. Ah, I have a boyfriend who has been together for four years but lives in a different place. I sincerely wish them happiness! After all, he was the first friend I met when I came to Putian. Ah, it started my "unlucky" life!
No. 3 myself, I won’t go into details
No. 4 Hongxia, my lower bunk, a northern girl with a bold personality, claiming that she doesn’t care about anything and is crazy all day long , the writing is very good, and the biggest characteristic is that he loves to show off! If she didn't show off, I would feel bad for her!
No. 5 Yan Qing, a girl who loves to play games. I won’t go into details about how many times she got married in the game. Anyway, it was many times. We often used this to stop her mouth. When you say you are very pure!
No. 6 Li Qing, a girl who loves spicy food. When a person wants to eat something, she can think of any reason. She swore not to eat spicy strips and created spicy chips, horseradish, and spicy strips. Such magical names really make me fall in love!
No. 7 Feng Liang is so awesome! The top student in the innovation class and the pillar of the propaganda department are different from our courses, but the fundamental nature is the same! She also has no moral integrity.
Dormmaster No. 8 is obsessed with handsome boys. Her melodious and compact laughter is often heard in the dormitory. She is underage in the dormitory, but in our impression she is already a veteran. She is always the last to take a shower in the dormitory and the last to get up and go out, but her speed cannot be denied!
No. 9 Shiqing, oh my god, there are so many things I want to say, let me summarize them briefly. Nicknamed "Egg Yolk Pie", it's yellow on the outside but even more yellow on the inside! I claim to be the purest, but I also admit that I am just as pure as a piece of black paper. I often get hurt and claim that I am a lady. She won't laugh at the jokes I tell, but it's not that they're not funny, it's because her brain circuitry is wrong!
No. 10 Xiaofang, I can’t tell the difference between duck meat or duck you. She likes to call me Ji Minmin. I feel like laughing every time. When we complain about it, she fights back, but it’s all to no avail hahaha . A girl with a good temper and good character. I remember she was the last to arrive when school started!
I am so lucky to meet you.
I hurt you because I love you. May we no longer be alone, we should be in groups of three or two, walking in the streets and alleys, no longer alone.
I want to be with you. We still have a lot of time and too many dreams. Looking back in the future, we can still laugh about each other's embarrassing things. Being together is like returning to the present time, a time when we are all trying to find the best version of ourselves.
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