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One is forty marbles.
The second is to choose to die directly.
A said I'd choose one, and the officer asked someone to pull it into the room. Five minutes later, A came out, grabbed the ball and said, "It hurts." .
The choice of b is the same as that of a. When he came out, he covered the ball and said, "It hurts." .
C watched the pain of choosing pinball forty times, and finally C also said, "I just choose to die."
The chief shouted, "Brothers, play to death." .
This one?
Three men went to explore the jungle, but they were arrested by the local native savage. The chief walked up to them and said,
"You have two choices, one is death, and the other is that I will realize one of your wishes, but I will call 100 times."
The first man asked the officer for a piece of paper, wrapped it around his penis, and was beaten 100. His penis was badly beaten.
The second man saw it and asked the chief for a pillow to wrap his penis. Hit 100, slightly injured penis.
The third man felt cruel when he saw the results of the first two men. He didn't want to be shot in the penis, so he said to the chief:
"You still let me die!"
The village chief nodded and said:
"Well ..."
"Shoot him ..."
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