Asking for jokes about dungeons and warriors

1. The roaming gunman said: People call me Xiaomanlong, which is very nice! 1 U% @8 y6 i$ y- {( u

The expert said: people call me little bullet, which is nice!

) d, ~% \ 9G5t: The X/I gunner said that it's nice to be called Xiao Bao! )u. H8 z( O9 O3 m+ E: E/ c4 c

The mechanic said: You talk, I'll go first ... 0g3y "] 4}-r $ a.

2. Norton and Cinda pursue Kelly at the same time, but Kelly chooses Cinda as BF. Norton is not convinced: "I am much more handsome than this old man!" " Why did you choose him? ? "Kelly vowed:" TNND people come to you with equipment to decompose, but they don't come to me to strengthen! "What business do you rob? ? * \ ' U & ampr( Y( }8 E8 f# w w

3. Seeing that Kagon and Sharan look alike, XX suspects that Kagon is Sharan's illegitimate child, so he asks, "Sister Sharan, Kagon 484 is your illegitimate child?" Sharan was very angry and gave XX a good beating. Later, he said shyly, "To tell the truth ... I'd rather have a daughter ..." o8c 'q * @-x4 @; B6

4. Machinists go to sharpshooter College to study. The mechanic opened his textbook and frowned.

8 A)S”d Z0 _ 4n4x * c！ P8 x "Mechanical teacher, are you married? "

)T) f！ Y s, o- v2 s+ ~8 U "No, why do you ask?" % { % \ & ampv# v，R+ x/ x

"So there are many robots in your 484?" ，D a" h% S( p

"That's right." $ _ & ampo7 ` 6S)\ 2]2b 6 C & amp； d & ampD

"So your 484 is a playboy?" 3 [ 1 O，t' i. m

"You this child, how to talk! ? "

# }/M4 i5 k2 l-`-\ & amp； A "No, because the textbook says,' Seeing your robot start is like seeing your child born …'"&; ? “N5 s p 1 ` `

5. Sword Soul, Devil may cry, Berserker and Asura practice in XX Hospital to help patients operate, and the result is ...

I% {,V% G 1 J5 b sword spirit hacked people to death, scared people to death, and directly chopped people into pieces ... Asura cut the wrong person.

4 N" a3 j2 E 1 _' V$ E/ d 6。 XX wants to commit suicide. He sleeps when he sees others commit suicide, but he has no money to buy it. So he devoured sleeping shellfish. I woke up and found myself stronger. ...

$ K: }5 `3 ]: f2 x$ J7 z: the third +"V6c/V3q.

In the Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child was playing DNF when he suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone hit me!" " "We were all surprised and thought, does anyone in Warcraft know dad?

R/B J5T5Z1P. E6J2Q2 Z4i) Just then, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where is it? I'll do it! ! "Everyone in the Internet cafe is dizzy.

5 b/ X# E( |2 z) A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted, "Son, we can't beat them. They are well equipped. Run! " Everyone is crazy about ft. - {( ~2 `$ Y c，N# q: {

After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, and then went straight to the boy and grabbed the boy's ear and scolded, "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons?" ? "The boy covered his ears with one hand and pointed to the other side of the Internet cafe with the other, shouting," There's Dad! ""his mother looked surprised, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime?" Everyone in the internet cafe fainted n times!

0 U5 C8 W6 L' j8 e" \, L0 _ His father argued: Today is two experiences.

%[7 {7 x} W' z6 | His mother was overjoyed and furious. She said, it's a good thing I asked for leave to come and see, otherwise your father and son would be two grades ahead of me at night, and you wouldn't send me a text message with double experience. You will know when you go back at night! Who's that? Oh, son, don't be afraid. Mom's here. Mom will play tuba to support you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't die!

4 N，？ ( @; m 1 U； m+ H，V 7。

* a# q5 R4 {！ x " |； B+A.L: Previously on ` $ y: DNF has been published in the fourth chapter for a long time, but in the fifth chapter, the 45 skills of female gunners and gunners have not been published, which bothers players% h * c&; U & ampg； Z8 p4 A4 A* F

Legend has it that one day:

. }:D8 m2 v+ g； A 1 e An old man sat by the computer and said to his grandson, Son, by the time the fifth chapter of the dungeon comes out, I may be dead. Remember to write to me in heaven. The grandson said, "OK, Grandpa!" $ R，T； h & ampw: J！ l & ampQ

Fifty years later, my grandfather died and my grandson grew up: 5 a/Z4S. b $ N(A4)m h

Grandson left the computer and roared, "Ma Hua Teng, why don't you write the fifth chapter!" "Then he took out a +20 colt, a peacekeeper and committed suicide.

, a. J+ G: X8 D 1 Z) V in the sky:

$ R- k3 s，R，z； Hello, kid, I'm God. I am in a good mood today, and I can make you a wish. He said angrily, "I want the Pacific Ocean to drown Japan!" "God said," Can you change it? It's a little difficult. "

. |.t； W7T "b+R8c, y He said," Then I want the fifth chapter of DNF and the female gunman! "

/ Z2 C8？ : B 1 n) v$ |9 N This is God's answer:

6y-P2 w % d . z/m *]+f & amp； He wiped his sweat. "Did you bring a globe? Your last wish is to drown Japan, right? I will think about it. . "(B5 |。 Z & ampw j: {0 P+ e

———————————————————————————————————————————5[% e % f]^$ ~ 0 r，a/l； F

-g+H4 I & amp； V2 D3 } # V； The V8 Z( q 1 \5 a7 d 1) roaming gunman said: People call me Xiaomanlong, which is very nice! 0]0 ^8 o % p " d； I

Ammunition expert said: it doesn't matter if people call me little bullet! :J2 z \4 }) x2 X* P7 G

The gunner said: people call me Xiao Bao, almost, not ugly!

+K6 Y' P6 u/ B3 V Mechanic said: Go ahead, I have work to do .../D Q; n. B+ y

Norton and Xinda pursue Kelly at the same time, but Kelly chooses Xinda as her boyfriend. Norton is not convinced: "I am much more handsome than this old man!" " Why did you choose him! ? "Kelly swears:" TNND people come to you with equipment to decompose. They didn't come to me for reinforcement. I made a lot of money. " !

. g9 u:_； H & A: C$ P3 Sword Soul, Ghost Cry, Berserker and Asura worked as interns in Ma Huateng Hospital to help patients operate, and the result was ... 5 |&; y4？ - Q- M$ ]) w( V

Sword soul cuts people to death, ghosts cry people to death, and fierce fighting directly cuts people into scum. ...

B3 Asura hacked the wrong person. W$ _ "？" @* q/ V7 g！ Oh, oh.

PK died this afternoon. Later, my uncle asked, dead? I said, yeah. My uncle saw a gunman in it and said, of course you can't beat my professional gunman with a gun!

W6 A '？ 6J . J； J* Y% l3 n" s4 V9 E5 A newcomer is shouting: A book to master skills with lightsaber, an existing boss 1: 1.

:M0 U+ |8 q，H-W & amp； \ $ E6 level when the team brush Bing Xin. Just entering the map, an exorcist asked: Is it the whole map? The rest of us answered at the same time: all! -k)@(H； Y7 [* J( y2？

Later, when I was a senior, I made a little money by fooling around and joined a group with an uncle. Grandpa said to me directly at the window: I didn't bring the money, I put it in the warehouse. Do you want to pay with it? I sweat "J4h" _ 2}/R8 Q.

8: It is easy to drop the line when teaming up with others, and it is difficult to brush it yourself. Hey ...: T $ C&; ` b 1 x 1 u) O

In order to upgrade, I had to brush a thief alone, take medicine all the way, resurrect all the way, and die on BOSS. f:]# U:E4 y； G'? + u" U

When the boss was killed, a black box suddenly appeared: the network connection was interrupted. 7 A2 M6 l0 e a 1 W) L: j* K$ J8 C

I have always had a question: if the network is broken, it will be broken, and if it is broken, it will be broken. Who will interrupt it? I think everyone knows /t5] 0A7Q5W3G2.

Well, I don't give up that easily. I'm not afraid to interrupt. I will come again!

* \ % p 1 Q " Z & amp； W) Q# T is taking medicine all the way, resurrecting, killing, and carefully sweeping the electricity+a row of incendiary bombs, for fear that it will be dropped soon.

5 N4 G9 S/ Y' M8。 F0 e； B- S may have opened God's eyes. Seeing that he worked so hard to kill monsters, a purple piece of equipment broke out from the strange pile. I looked at it carefully. Oh, buy it! Oh, my God,

* s' b* p！ D q, everything! It's a universal lightsaber! Oh, my God! Here it comes, here it comes! I rushed to pick him up excitedly, but when I pressed this X, half the regiment didn't respond, and the picture seemed to freeze. Only the characters can move, and everything else is fixed. I can squat in front of things, but I can't afford a dead biopsy & F# N2. n(`/w2 U； r

Let's go After this lasted for 5 minutes, the picture turned black and I went straight back to the thief's picture. Open your bag and see what you have.

& amp{6 _2 ? ! R' j3 o5 X( m ~) y% Q bag was lying there quietly, with nothing but a few broken red and blue potions. Q # n * OJ5L: _) 0 V.F。

In an instant, my heart was broken and I couldn't get it out with 502 glue.

2 h4n； Q# \7 b" y9 Last time I saw a child playing DNF in an Internet cafe, I couldn't get in at first, but I finally got in. He played a sharpshooter. Maybe he thought sharpshooter was handsome, so he started his trip to DNF. This kid couldn't play at first, but he played hide-and-seek with goblins for a long time, and finally rescued Celia MM.NPC after customs clearance. Celia used to say thank you, warrior, and the child foolishly typed and said no.

! s/g L & amp； I6 t, w. E 10 Someone received something and shouted, "Infinite lower body hardener 200, partial deal! 9l 0 I3 d & amp； l3 d

9k # I(g； R) D/ s 1 T' |$？ 2 r