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Looking for a fairy tale called "a dead living ant"
After sweeping the ancestral graves, Dakai, the eldest son of the panda, took his younger brother Xiao Kai to the ant cemetery and swept the newly buried dead ants into plastic bags. Xiao Kai knows very well that his brother likes practical jokes. He thought, "What tricks are you going to play again?" This is the first time he has collected dead ants. "Brother, what are you doing with dead ants?" Kay asked in surprise.
"fun!" The giant panda said with a smile, but did not disclose how to play.
After returning home, expose the ant body to the hot sun, dry it into dry ants, and then grind it into powder with a small stone mortar. Then Xiao Kai's toy spray gun was used to put the powder into the spray gun. The two brothers set off happily, found the ant's nest and aimed at the guard on duty at the door of the nest. "Brother, why do you want to spray it on the guards?" Kay asked incredulously.
"Oh, wait and see." The giant panda made a face and was secretly happy.
A few minutes later, their nest appeared, and an ant jumped at the guard in the nest. A guard shook his horn whiskers and scratched his feet and said, "Dude, what are you doing!" "
"Oh, you smell of dead ants, don't you smell them?" An ant reminded me.
"I want to send you to the cemetery for burial." Another ant continued.
"Oh, my God, it's not dead to be sent to the cemetery?" A guard angrily condemned.
"Dude, if you smell dead ants, you have to be sent to the cemetery for burial. This is the rule. "
"Oh, are you kidding? Look! My feet are still moving, and so is my contact line. I can still bite! I am not dead yet! " A guard also took a bite.
"No, no, no! You already smell like a dead ant. Don't you understand the rules of the ant kingdom? " The big ant said without concession.
Of course, the guard at the gate didn't do that. They struggled, but the ants in the nest kept crawling out and started an incredible scuffle.
The two sides are constantly arguing and fighting.
A guard saw the giant panda Kai Xiong standing in the distance and finally found reinforcements. He shouted, "Hey, Brother Kai, the giant panda, they said I was dead and wanted to send us to the cemetery. Please give an opinion! "
Brother Panda smiled.
"Dear friend, you smell like a dead ant. Don't bother. Go to the cemetery! " Another ant bit a guard's foot and said.
It seems that this battle will not end soon. The giant panda asked his brother to bring a spray gun filled with clear water, and the giant panda opened it to spray clear water on the ant guard. The smell of them was immediately washed away by the water, and the smell of dead ants was quickly eliminated, and a grievance was settled, and the door of the ant nest returned to normal.
Hehe, the unchangeable physiological mechanism of the ant kingdom will also change.
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