There is a joke that a plane crashed in the desert, and there were only 4 survivors, namely the Chinese, the British, the Americans, and the Japanese.

Isn’t it this.

A Chinese, a Japanese, and an American were lost in the desert. They walked and walked and got very tired, and they met a magic lamp... just like Aladdin. He said to these three people, you can make two wishes each, and I can fulfill them. ． Therefore, the Americans rushed to say in a very domineering manner: My first wish is that I want a lot of money, and my second wish is to return to the United States. Then the Americans really left

; when the Japanese saw the Americans really going back, they said happily, "My first wish is to have many, many beauties,"

The second one also went back to his own country, so the Japanese also left; then the magic lamp asked the Chinese what they wanted, and he said, I... give it to me

2 bottles of Erguotou Bar. So he got 2 bottles of Erguotou and drank them all. The magic lamp asked again, what about your second wish? The Chinese thought for a while

and said: "I am so bored by myself, please call them both back." So neither the Americans nor the Japanese have enjoyed money and beautiful women

Back to the desert, the three of them walked and walked on the desert again. With good luck, they met another magic lamp. "I am the younger brother of the magic lamp you just met. I can also grant you two wishes." The Americans and Japanese learned the lesson just now. , let the Chinese speak first. So the Chinese said, my first wish is still 2 bottles of Erguotou. After drinking it all... the magic lamp asked you again: Where is your second wish? The Chinese scratched his head and said, "Ah...it's nothing, you can go." Then the magic lamp disappeared