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Review of "Mars Rescue"
Are you online? Saved? After n times, Matt? Damon doesn't mind being saved again. This time, it is farther than Normandy and closer than the frozen planet, just on Mars, 56 million kilometers away. Of course, the only person who can really save Damon is himself. "Mars Rescue" is like a space version of "The Remains of a Desert Island". Like all movies in distress, the protagonist of the halo protector shows the audience a strong will to survive, luck to challenge probability, casual sense of humor, and complete scientific literacy.
For this? Simple plot? "Mars Rescue" ridley? Scott postponed Alien: Contract and blade runner 2, which had been in preparation for many years. This new work is more like one of his sci-fi sequences? Sketch? . Judging from the visual style of the whole movie, the movie "Mars Rescue" does not have the strange shapes and dark scenes in Scott's previous works, and even the magnificent Martian landform does not have much spectacular rendering, so the director avoided it? Fantasy? Composition, but still kept? Science fiction? What is the appeal, seeking in knowable technology and feasible logic? Fantasy? Are all engineers? Smart? . You know, created a generation? Space horror? Dear Scott, what is the most important thing? Burst? Brain hole, alien? Break out of the chest? The scene became the scene of countless people? Space nightmare? It also buried the optimistic imagination of space exploration and civilization contact cultivated by Star Trek for many years.
This time, after more than 30 years, Scott came back, and "Mars Rescue" was completely gone? Fear of the unknown universe? Astronauts only need to cook, drive and listen to music, and they don't have to worry about what will suddenly pop up in the dark. Everything seems to be known and presented after careful calculation. Many times, the calmness of the film even makes people forget that it is on the dangerous surface of Mars, dressed casually? Botanist? Mark, still breeding and fertilizing in the greenhouse of the earth, waiting to dig a potato when harvesting. There are only a few designs in the film that make fans react. This is still Scott's job: astronauts get out of the cabin in an opaque storm and perform emergency surgery on themselves. Similar scenes and shots were last seen in Prometheus. Compare with Numi? Lapes faces alien pursuit and abortion, this time Matt? Damon met only a communication antenna that was blown off by the strong wind, which played down the urgent sense of urgency (of course, life and death were also in an instant). ? Thrilling? Instead of? Scared? Scott never lacked imagination, but in order to preserve the original? Hard science fiction? Attribute, he copied NASA's Mars program one by one, and verified its feasibility to rocket propulsion engineers from equipment to operation.
Compared with Andy from the first-person perspective in Will's original work, the film reduces the boring self-reading, reduces the dangerous foreshadowing of superficial survival and technical operation, and enriches the group photo performance at NASA headquarters. After all, in the film length of more than two hours, not every audience will be as interested in technical details and scientific principles as a science geek, and jokes will also become the seasoning to control the rhythm (even the Golden Globe Award has been signed up? Musical comedy? Awards). Among the three lines of "Mars rescue", the most lively and noisy is the debate within NASA. Like other Hollywood movies, the balance between technical supremacy and bureaucracy depends on a genius to solve problems. Hermes's unity and justice still encounter difficulties->; Solve difficult problems-> Turn to the next question, Jessica? Chastain's personality became more and more distinct in the second half, and she finally put on a spacesuit after time travel. This preference for female men is also inherited from Signy? Weaver's. The age of aliens? . Just Matt? Damon's performance is self-contained, lonely, but not closed In other parts of the desert island, he is sometimes Tom. Hanks, self-deprecating and entertaining; Sometimes it is like a little robot in Kawara Tsutomu, listening to old songs and basking in the sun; More often, he is Sam in the moon? Rockwell, count the days and wait for instructions from the earth. Like many classic hard science fiction works, technology is the main driving force for the development of the story of Mars Rescue. The first person to die on Mars? Pessimism is hidden in the movie and flashes in Mark? In Wattney's eyes, it is the inspiration to tap the potential of science. Even if the cabin explodes, don't be discouraged. The engineer's unique activism extended hope, and one person brought up the enthusiasm of the whole earth.
The unlucky Damon was a supporting actor in Time Travel, so he hung up. Fortunately, he is the protagonist in "Mars Rescue", cheerful and lovely, and he is simply a perfect science and engineering man. All mankind, from top to bottom, spared no expense to save China's space strategy and even the lives of other astronauts. This is not so much the greatness of humanitarianism and internationalism as the concern of the people in the play. Science wins? Faith, and the head-up (crossing) of traditional beliefs. As Mark said to himself? I must use science to solve these problems? , pointing out the creator? Exploring? Geek spirit, hard science fiction? Unique optimism infects everyone. Botanists with systematic scientific literacy can plant potatoes on the red soil of Mars, make their own chemical instruments to make water, and use their own feces to make fertilizer. With the poorest equipment and resources, they can also communicate with the outside world and save themselves. This great skill of survival in the wild is somewhat envied by liberal arts students (of course, it is best not to use it for a lifetime). Although the process is extremely thrilling, scientists and engineers always have a sense of wit and confidence. This optimism originated from Verne 100 years ago, and it has been exploring endlessly, from the Nautilus of Wan Li under the sea to Hermes of Mars rescue.
Among the popular science fiction films in recent years, Mars Rescue and Gravity are the hardest in color and the simplest in plot. After all, real scientific research is mostly like this, and repetitive work that tests patience is rarely dramatic. The space mission in the film has been written into the plan of NASA, and the current level of science and technology. Hollywood even used China twice to prove the feasibility of technology and environment to the global audience. From the box office, there are no villains, no conspiracy, and even no love stories. How big is the market now? The reputation of "Mars" and "the center of the earth" is very clear. Science fiction? Future? The closer, the more realistic the level of science and technology. Fantasy? The less ingredients, the more texture? Work hard? Exploring black holes and time travel in space-time dimensions is softer than rescuing Mars in the solar system. Today, before human beings set foot on Mars, the rescue of Mars is not as hard as gravity, which has been proficient in spacewalking. If this continues, the most difficult thing is probably Apollo 13, which is based on real history, but isn't it? Science fiction movies? , can only be called? Science biographical film? Yes As people say, all illusions are based on reality. As long as the thinking mode of human beings remains unchanged, there will be sunny and optimistic science and engineering men on the screen, doing experiments silently, flying spacecraft and planting potatoes for the future of mankind.
Bimonthly Kunpeng's "Mars Rescue" Film Review 2: Lonely Planet
On the barren planet where nothing grows, abandoned men live alone in desert-like land. There is no atmospheric composition suitable for human survival, no water resources needed by carbon-based organisms, and no edible animals and plants. There is nothing here except the violent temperature difference between day and night, the gravity similar to that of the earth and the monotonous sand crater.
The communication facilities that can provide him with communication functions have long been fragmented by violent dust, and some of them have entered his body. All he has is a living cabin with an energy reserve of only one month, and the food in it can't even support him for a year. Oxygen, water and power generation systems may collapse at any time.
The next spaceship to Mars will not arrive until at least four years later.
In this case, people will collapse at any time, just like that fragile living cabin, which will fall apart at any time on uninhabited Mars.
However, he chose to insist.
Choose death or choose to try.
Try to solve the immediate problems one by one, and try to do something in advance that may kill you but may also save you.
There is often a saying on the internet? I choose death? To spit out all kinds of things, but at this critical moment, choosing death is just an escape and cowardice. If you want to die, you should at least die standing, instead of kneeling on the ground to die, instead of sitting there with your limbs spread out and your face full of tears.
On a lonely planet, this lonely man is not lonely. But the reason why people all over the world are staring at his every move and paying attention to his breath is because he climbed out of the abyss of despair and created hope with everything in his hand.
He dragged his injured body back to the cabin with tenacious will. He cured his almost fatal injury with medical equipment. He used solar panels to charge the living quarters. He grows potatoes with his own feces and Martian sediments. He used a tape recorder to record every moment of his wry smile. He uses various gases to make water resources. He used human courage to expel radioactive isotopes to provide more energy. He used different ideas to find 1997 abandoned pathfinder.
He is a man of insight and strength, but he is also a man with feelings and flesh.
The frustration after learning that you were abandoned, the funny selfie in front of the camera, the disco in the living room, the swearing at NASA under the global live broadcast, and the pain after all the seedlings died after the explosion in the living room were all written when getting off the car on the surface of Mars? Please be kind to this car? Dear attention, the tears when the launch vehicle is about to take off, these are his flesh and blood, and they are all his emotions.
He can be called Robinson in the space age. Robinson can communicate at least on Friday, and Matt Damon can only rely on his strong heart.
After reading Alfonso's Gravitation in 20 13, I feel that the current exploration of the universe is actually exactly the same as the great geographical era in 1500. Astronauts are like sailors during the great geographical discovery. A sailor may be anyone before he becomes a sailor, but he is just a kind of person after boarding a ship? It's just a distant death for ordinary people, but it's just a common occurrence for people on long-distance ships? They are called vagrants, not adventurers, and are faced with a crisis that comes at an unknown time. This is why they care so much about their teammates abandoned on Mars and their relatives on Hermes. Even if it takes hundreds of days longer than the expected mission, even if there is almost no plan in advance, even if they take great risks, they will return to Mars to rescue their teammates.
No one wants to wander alone.
Such a lonely planet, whether it is the earth or Mars, is now connected and no longer lonely.
When the first potato planted on Mars finally germinated, he held the leaves with his fingertips and whispered: Hello!
When sitting on a stone chair in the morning light of the earth, he also held the leaves with his fingertips and said, Hello!
The journey of space navigation has just begun. Humans began to contact Mars, and both the Earth and Mars are no longer lonely planets.
The lonely man returned to the warm embrace of the earth.
Maybe he will never leave the earth again in this life.
But more astronauts will continue to explore the infinite universe with their limited lives.
This planet will no longer be lonely, because our journey is still a sea of stars!
Review of "Mars Rescue" 3: Technology House Saves the World
As a person who can't write codes and use toilets, I always think that I am half disabled in 2 1 century. I was envious when I met a technical house with 18 martial arts proficiency. So when I saw the various viability of the man in "Mars Rescue", I was only ignorant. If I were you and saw such a long hook on my stomach, I might just choose to die.
Of course, the biggest charm of the technical house lies in ignoring authority. They are people who really live in their own world. We ordinary people have too much anxiety about the world. We have to raise a wife and children, we have to buy a car and a house, and we may be fired for calling our boss by the wrong name.
When our marriage is not smooth, we have an affair, or we can't find a partner after the age of 35, seven aunts and eight aunts take turns to criticize, and we are caught in the trivial struggle of interpersonal relationships. At this time, the technical house Jobs chose to go on a pilgrimage to India, obsessed with computer dreams.
When we are debating whether same-sex marriage should be passed, when we are discussing that poverty is difficult to get rich and the second generation of rich second generation officials occupy the world, countless scientists in technical houses have been thinking that the earth will be squeezed dry one day and begin to study the possibility of life in outer space.
So when we ordinary people hear that someone is left alone on Mars, we will take it for granted and say, Oh, my God! This man must be dead! The death of an astronaut is not a simple death. It affects NASA, the United States and even the world. We are sure to see the overwhelming news in the headlines: American astronauts were unfortunately killed on Mars. Therefore, we must first appease the media, appease the upper class and appease the people; So of course, we have to pay attention to being photographed before we can bury him. This will not hurt the face of a big country. Yes, the face of a big country is more important than life.
None of us expected the ending given by the technical geek. He survived and was healthy. I treat my own wounds and grow my own potatoes on Mars. The only problem that bothered him was the bad music left by the former leader on Mars.
Seeing this, I can't help but gasp in admiration. People like me who can only read literature, history and philosophy have a convenience store downstairs in Beijing, and even do something that hurts spring and grieves autumn every day. They are all on Mars! Laughing every day when I'm dying, just complaining about the ugliness of discos.
When he heard that NASA didn't inform other teammates that he was alive for the sake of national justice, all the leaders and staff of NASA were worried about his sad reaction. However, he just hit the wall and angrily typed a few letters starting with F, which spread out in the live communication for the whole world.
Everyone was stunned at first, then immediately smiled and breathed a sigh of relief. Technology houses are always easy to fool. As long as there is food, he won't make trouble. Unlike liberal arts students, they always want freedom and rights. Technology house is not cowardly, he has his own world, and he is sketching his home on Mars, which cares about equality and freedom.
He won't blame his teammates, because hatred takes a lot of effort. He has no leisure. Technology houses like to call each other good friends, not how close they are. They are still very independent of each other, they will not borrow money from each other, and they will not live and die for each other. They usually have such a relationship: it doesn't matter whether they can be naked or not; Play board games and games together, and sleep with a ball after midnight; Even sharing pornographic resources together, and taking care of them collectively after reading them, is more refreshing than engaging in girls. The important thing is not to disturb.
Technical houses are most afraid of trouble.
It's no trouble to repair a computer, connect a toilet, or even plant a potato on Mars, because they are things that are quietly there.
The most troublesome thing is people; The technical house dates girls and sends them home downstairs. During the girls' period, Aidit said that you are tired after walking for so long. Actually, I thought he would say, can I go up for a drink? However, the technical house will only answer: Ah, very tired. I'm going back to bed, so go to bed early ~
The technical house has found out the whole universe, but it may not be able to get a girl; Not to mention the law of human relations and the meaning of the country. In ancient China, the technical house may represent the demeanor of a celebrity, similar to the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, who only cared about alchemy and drinking all day, and took the Five Stones Powder. Even for the sake of the prime minister, the emperor dared to step on the imperial edict.
The black astronomer lying in a mess of cups and plates is actually a childlike technical house, absorbed in calculating formulas. No matter what the outside world is like, the director of NASA is very worried. He doesn't know the name of his boss yet. However, when it is time to produce results, it will still be produced. When he started writing, he came up with a key plan to save Mars.
In the face of the vast universe, the maritime law formulated by human beings is also insignificant. Who would have thought that this world-famous rescue object has become an illegal space pirate? This is more like a joke about the human world played by a technical house that controls the universe. Archimedes? Give me a lever, and I can move the earth? There are more sweet words than anything. Jun Jun chenchen and his son? Red tape is more touching.
Therefore, ethics, love, friendship and affection are rarely portrayed in movies. Even this man has been trapped on Mars for too long, and his parents have not appeared. Because when it comes to family, the technical house is not so cute. Perhaps the direction of the film will become interstellar, and the father insists on living on Mars in order to see his daughter; The husband insisted on living on Mars in order to kiss his wife. So Interstellar's spectacular special effects turned out to be nothing more than a pot of chicken soup. However, Mars rescue is a real Mars rescue. The whole movie has no sensationalism, no death and no climax. Just like the unchanging expression on the face of a technical house. What impressed me the most was that the man kept nagging at the camera. Even the last punctured spacesuit flying around in space is humorous rather than thrilling.
The process of watching this movie is like a computer crash and taking it to a technical house for repair. The other party told a bunch of reasons for the crash in computer terms, and then talked about their own solutions. I tried to understand, and I heard it in a fog, but I was always sure that he would be able to fix it, and finally it was really fixed. I can only stand my hand angrily: well, whatever you say. I can't control this movie, but I appreciate its geek taste.
A great man once said that mankind needs a technical house? Science and technology are the primary productive forces? . This statement is correct. Because only science can save us from those dusty professional economies. Makes us feel that the world is still alive. We still have hope. We still own the whole universe.
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