Simple and funny self-introduction

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When we come to a completely strange environment, we must introduce ourselves to others. Introducing yourself can leave a good impression on strangers. So how should I write a self-introduction? The following is my simple and funny self-introduction, welcome to read the collection.

Simple and funny self-introduction 1 I am a hydrogen molecule, and I am very light, so put me in a balloon and it will fly. But my brother and sister can burn it, so be safe when playing with me.

I am an oxygen molecule, and I can make many things change. For example, if you want to set fire, you can't do it without my participation. My brothers and sisters are very lively and occasionally do some damage. Look at the rusty copper and iron, which are our "masterpieces".

I am a hydrogen atom. Generally, you can't see me, because I always appear in molecular form in pairs.

I am an oxygen atom, and I also have a name called "active oxygen". As this nickname says, I am very lively. I don't like being alone No matter who I meet, I like being with it.

Simple and funny self-introduction: I have neither absolute beauty nor eloquent eloquence, nor the sound of nature like a musician, nor the devil's figure, nor Bill. Fathers like Gates have achieved nothing. Finch is versatile ... I'm just an ordinary woman who likes fashion, travel, writing, surfing the Internet, reading books and taking photos. I have a sentimental heart, sometimes naive and fond of fantasy, sometimes sad and crying quietly, sometimes going hiking alone, sometimes wandering aimlessly in the street, sometimes playing like a night cat until midnight or all night, so I can stay indoors for a few days if I have nothing to do.

I am a simple woman, demanding a simple life and a simple mind. It's not that I'm not motivated, it's not that I don't pursue perfection, but what is perfection in life? Sometimes my idea is really simple. As for me, I hope to live in ancient times, live in an era without war, live uncontested, work at sunrise and return at sunset, and don't laugh at my backwardness and obsession. This is just my innermost thoughts, not an escape from reality, but a yearning. If I can, how I wish I lived in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, I didn't have to make too many choices, worry about studying and exams, and feel sorry for not going to college. In those days, I didn't have to lose weight, maybe I was a beauty.

Simple and funny self-introduction 3 I like the Book of Songs and Han Yuefu because they are beautiful. I like Wei and Jin poetry, which is not implicit but powerful. Like Tang poetry, Tang poetry is open-minded. With a hint of Song Like's words, it is sad. Don't like Yuanqu, Yuanqu bitterness. I am a science student, like machinery and explosion, like meteors and fireworks. I prefer guns and bullets to guns and tanks. I like flying by remote control, but I don't like being piloted. I think everything that doesn't stick to the ground is interesting but unreliable. When I was a child, I crossed the bridge quickly, because I was always worried that the bridge would collapse, and then I fell and died. I like bows and arrows, shooting across the street from a hundred paces away, and killing people like a gentleman, which reminds me of Song Xianggong.

I don't like crossbows. I'm too cruel. I like plants, but I don't like animals except butterflies and fireflies. I like listening to stories, and it's better to tell them interesting, otherwise I will feel bored, but I will listen out of courtesy, which makes me sad. Tell me more funny things. Please learn from Tony Leung Chiu Wai and share your sadness with the tree hole. Don't forget to seal the hole with cloth or mud after you finish. I don't like the noise of one person, I don't mind the noise of a group of people, and I have no pressure to finish reading a novel in KTV all night. I like watching one-on-one people, but I don't like watching people who fight in groups-one-on-one heroes. I like fighting with people, but I don't like fighting with people-group fights can be avoided. Actually, I don't like fighting. In the commercial society, all we talk about is business. Why use a knife to solve things that can be solved with money? Then, please turn off your phone. Please raise your hand if you love me after the beep.

Simple and funny self-introduction 4 Hello everyone, my name is Liu Yuan. My friends like to call me Yuan. I am a piano teacher. I began to learn piano when I was 6 years old. Because he was particularly playful as a child, 13 passed the piano exam. Now my youngest student is only three and a half to four years old, and the oldest student has reached sixty years old. I am a girl who likes small animals very much. Maybe she was born. I used to keep many small animals, and the most lovely one was Mao Mao, an Angolan rabbit.

Everyone must think rabbits are stupid, but they are not. This rabbit is very clever. At home, if I call Mao Mao after work, it will immediately appear in front of my eyes. I also like to go to Ping An Afu, a pet base. There are many stray dogs and cats in this pet base, and they are all taken care of best. I will also bring delicious dog food and some meat buns to visit these lovely little guys, hoping to give them more warmth and care.

Simple and funny self-introduction 5 Hello, my name is Zhang Weiwei, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, neither warm nor hot, neither male nor female, oh, it should be female! How old should I be this year? I keep a low profile. When have you ever heard me talk about my glorious past?

My hobby is thinking about ideals, my ideal is to be a philosopher, and philosophy is my major, and my major is also my hobby! Good woman is me, I am Zhang Weiwei!

Simple and funny self-introduction 6 My host's point of view: TV is a window. When you open the window, sincere communication begins between you and me. Presiding is an infinitely vast charm space for me, and my heart is willing to pay for him and contribute to him.

Pre-competition statement: The host of this challenge is really a cloud opponent. No matter how I win or lose today, I will show my side to the audience.

Player's heart: I like to challenge myself and find my place among the strong. If I win, I will smile. If I fail, I will gain more motivation and strive for greater success.

Hello, everyone, autumn is coming. Me too. My name is XXX. I'm glad to stand here and introduce myself to you. I like laughing very much. My mother said that I was born smiling.

For this matter, the Chinese Academy of Sciences visited me several times and insisted on giving me a comprehensive examination. I didn't agree. I said unless one of you has better eyelashes than mine, hey hey, have you noticed?

My eyelashes are beautiful, don't you believe them? Look! If you can't see clearly now, it doesn't matter. Come to me after class. I am very willing to make friends, because I am very cheerful. Make friends with me and let you see enough for free. Hurry up and act! thank you

Simple and funny self-introduction, 7 oh! Nice to meet you. My last name is Zhang Naiqian. Do you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself first.

My age? Twelve children's days have passed since I was born. As for my height, well, although I am tall, I weigh a lot. Now I'm ... Oh, by the way, keep my weight a secret, or you'll laugh your head off. How to go out to meet acquaintances in the future? Although I am fat, I have good facial features. You see, a Chinese face, two big eyes like black grapes under double eyelids are full of mischief, the straight nose under the eyes is like a sculpture, the mouth is not too big or too small, and I have a glib tongue, so my father always says that I can be a sketch actor when I grow up. Speaking of my five senses, everyone gave me a nickname-"five senses". Don't laugh yet. To tell you the truth, I don't want to compete with Wu Guanzheng, secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission of the * * * Center. What level can I have? However, when I grow up ... this is another story, so I won't say it today.

Speaking of personality, I am a lively little boy, but it is precisely because of this liveliness that I have drawn a series of "stories". Once, when the teacher was talking about the article "Watching Tides" in Lesson 32, I suddenly remembered the scene of going to Haining city to watch tides with my father during the summer vacation, and I couldn't open my mouth. When the teacher turned to write on the blackboard, I immediately patted my head at my deskmate and just spoke. I didn't expect the teacher to suddenly change the subject. You can imagine my ending. I don't know how much my speech in this class was criticized by the teacher. But don't underestimate me. Listen to my merits again, and you will be happy. You see, I am the one who raised my hand to speak in class. I am the first in every homework, the first in every big exam, and the "excellent student cadre" praised by the school every semester ... Anyway, I have more advantages than disadvantages.

To talk about my hobby, "bookworm" is another nickname for me. You see, I have to read when I open my eyes in the morning, and I have to read when I eat. Before going to bed every night, I often sleep with my book in my arms. Sometimes reading is more important to me than eating. Besides books, there are books on my bed. My mother once mocked me for living in a "besieged city" and said that I was a faithful imitator of "the great Mao Zedong". Alas, I am flattered that I can't live without my good friend-book, which makes me happy, bothers me, enriches me and makes me progress. In addition, I also like calligraphy and painting very much. If you don't believe me, you can visit my house. There are my colorful "masterpieces" on the walls and doors, which will feast your eyes.

This is me, a little boy you are still interested in, right? Do you want to make friends with me? I dream of "friends all over the world"?

Simple and funny self-introduction 8 My last name is Zhang. Why don't I have a surname of Wang, Li and Zhang? Alas, I don't understand such simple common sense: because my daughter's surname is Zhang!

I won't tell you my name in case you don't remember it. Just remember my nickname. My nickname is "the idol of middle-aged and old women". I really lied to you that you were a puppy. Although I live with great courage, it's a pity that I have grown up. Even my baby girl couldn't afford to kneel and cried, "Dad, it's really not your fault to be ugly, but you shouldn't sneak out of the house to scare the children!" " "Well, look at me, silly girl. Why are you telling the truth? Dear fellow villagers, I am polite here. Please give me more valuable advice. I will correct it in time next time!

You asked me if I was a man or a woman? Stewed hen (sorry), this is my personal privacy, and I can never tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? Do you want to hit me? I won't say anything unless I am killed. You killed me, how can I talk! Tell me more about my age. My daughter is 7 years old, and I am only a little older than her. How much is this little bit? Hehe, I'm 32 years old.

My daughter always thinks I am short. In fact, I am only a little shorter than the world-famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is this little bit? Hehe, 60 centimeters.

You ask me what I am good at? I'm not bragging to you. I have many specialties. I am most proud of singing and 100 meter dash.

Let's start with singing. My tenor is a thief and has long been famous all over the world! Every haunted place pays me well to sing. As long as I sing a sentence or two, even the scariest ghosts will immediately foam at the mouth and fall to the ground-my God, those poor ghosts are scared to death by my beautiful singing!

Let's talk about the 100 meter dash. I often compete with two world-famous China women sprinters in the East Playground. Although I am tired, my left leg is broken and my right leg is cramped, I am not afraid of the strong enemy and keep my eyes closed. Running all the way won the third place with excellent results every time! Do you want to know which excellent players are competing with me? Before I tell you, you should sit still, because they are so famous that I'm afraid they will scare you. Please look around. Who else is not steady? Who else is not sitting? Remind them quickly that this is really no joke, it is a matter of life and death! Everyone must listen carefully and no one is allowed to laugh. I really want to say it, and I will say it soon. I emphasize again that anyone who is scared silly is irresponsible! Then I will tell you the truth, these two famous athletes, one is my wife and the other is my daughter!

Simple and funny self-introduction 9 Hello everyone! I am xxx. I am cheerful and lovely, so my mother named me Xiaoxiao. I wish I could smile every day. I like flowers and small animals, because flowers are the most beautiful and small animals are the cutest. There are roses in my room and turtles and carp at home. I like dinosaurs and snakes best, but my mother says dinosaurs are extinct and snakes don't like them. So let's make a fake one, hee hee. Also, I want to be a geologist and archaeologist when I grow up. I want to find many beautiful gems and give them to the teachers and all the girls in Lele class.

Hey! I-2 1 report for duty! Intellectual patent, Chen patent, O patent, whatever you call it! It's all me anyway! My grandmother asked a gentleman to take my name. Although I am a little superstitious, I place my best wishes on the whole family!

Things that are boring and spinning at high speed attract my attention most. Electric fans, ceiling fans, ventilators, wheels ... I like it very much. My parents take me out to play, and I love to find a dark ventilator, which makes them laugh and cry! Mom says I have a quirk, I don't care, I'm happy! Ha ha laugh ...

I am also a car enthusiast, with cars, trucks, containers, buses, dumpers and road rollers (except tractors). I often practice reversing, moving the garage, climbing and crossing the monorail at home, so it is not a problem to get a driver's license! Of course, I also simulated several car accidents, falling into the river, in a deep ditch, and chasing the rear, because at that time I could still show my talents, and all the parts of the car were disassembled and reassembled ... haha! Every corner is my masterpiece, lacking arms and legs, falling apart. Although there are many cars, there are few complete ones! Now, there is another reason to buy a car!

I also like painting. I have been drawing big circles since I was a child, and I enjoy it every day. I drew a circle for more than half a year! Enough perseverance! The teacher said that my composition lines were smooth, and that's how I practiced! I will definitely continue to work hard in the future! But I don't like reading much. My mother asked me to study. I am always absent-minded and look around, which often makes her unhappy, but I just don't like it!

Simple and funny self-introduction 10 I, xxx, have big watery eyes, a beautiful nose and a glib mouth under my nose. I like singing, painting, standing on the stage with a sense of accomplishment, playing the piano, trying all new things and being simple.

Since I was a child, I was obedient because of my mother's strict discipline. All my elders praised me as an obedient and sensible boy. However, at home, I am very lively, love to laugh, like watching TV, laughing and cursing, and have no scruples. At school, I talk a lot and the sea is blowing; Sometimes I am amused by a gentleman's quip, which makes me feel very relaxed and relaxed.

I am timid. I remember once my mother and I met my uncle at the station. On the way, my mother settled me down and said hello to me when I saw my uncle. I saw my uncle at the station, but I couldn't say it. Mother greeted her immediately and said, "Don't take it amiss." Another time, my parents went out at night and left me alone at home. After my parents left, I slept outside. Somehow, the sky seems to be deliberately against me. It's raining, but I dare not sleep. At that moment, there was a loud gurgling sound outside, and I thought, Oh, my God, here comes the thief. So I curled up in the quilt and didn't dare to move. After a while, the noise outside stopped, so I got up the courage to come out and have a look. Alas, it turned out that the water dispenser was working. I just fell asleep peacefully. Before long, the doorbell suddenly rang outside the door.

Oh, the thief is really here. I was shivering under the covers, and my mother's voice came from outside: "Open the door quickly, your father and I are soaked." Oh, it's mom and dad. When I opened the door, I looked pale and sweaty. My mother asked me what was wrong. I didn't say anything. If I tell them, they will laugh at me.

This is me, a timid girl, who likes singing, drawing and playing the piano.

Simple and funny self-introduction 1 1 My name is xxx. I'm thirteen years old, and I'm just in Grade Two.

I am of medium height, 1.66 meters, ranking tenth in my class. I have a long face, a short nose, big hands and feet, a pair of eyes that are not too big or too small, and my eyes are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am neither tall nor short, and my body is neither fat nor thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome.

I study in Beijing xx Middle School. Our school uniform doesn't look good. They are all blue, so they are particularly easy to recognize. At first glance, it is a middle school student. My advantage is that I am very active. Every morning, I go outside to exercise, run and play the horizontal bar. Therefore, my physical education at school is particularly good, and there is no doubt about my study. I didn't get 90 points in the math exam, and my English is good. Therefore, my face is always full of joy. My weakness is that I can't play basketball. I don't know what basketball is, but I don't like it. I'm always distracted in class and don't pay attention to the class. So after the teacher called me, I stood up confidently, 80% was right, and the teacher was angry and laughing.

This is me. Whenever you see me, I always smile. I will greet you warmly. Come on!

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