Teenagers' bedtime jokes

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An old woman selling sausages.

Mom, there is a poor old woman in the park. I want to help her. Xiao Xin is really caring! Then I'll give it to her 10 yuan. Xiao Xin gave money to her mother 10 yuan. After a while, her mother came back from the old woman and gave Xiao Xin a sausage. Why did you buy sausages? That old woman sells sausages!

-Article 1.

Runaway

Our seven-year-old son brought his report card home, and we were disappointed after reading it. After dinner, the husband called his son and said to him, look at these scores, we have to find a way. There is nothing to think about, the son replied. They are all written in ink.

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The relationship between homework and anti-vice

Teacher: Xiaoming, you have done your homework well recently! Xiaoming: It's all thanks to the police! Teacher: What's the relationship between homework and anti-vice? Xiaoming: My dad has nowhere to go every night, so he just stares at me doing my homework!

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A marksman/sharpshooter/shooter

Xiaoming has always been proud that his father is a great engineer, and one day&; Hellip& amphellip Xiaoming: Do you know the Himalayas? Xiao Xin: I know! So what? Xiaoming: My dad built it! Xiao Xin: My father is a great sharpshooter! Do you know the Dead Sea? My dad killed that! Xiaoming:&; hellip& amphellip

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Bullshit, that's awesome.

One day, father and son took a bus. The son said, Dad, if I say something, can you guess its title? Dad said: ok, you go. Bullshit, that's awesome. Dad thought for a long time and shook his head. The son said: it is the "when" of the power train. At this time, a little girl sitting in the front row turned around and said, no, it was Ku Kuiji & who sang it; Lsquo is so loud &; Rsquo ("I think"). Dad thought, what did the child learn at school?

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The mouse is ill.

Child: Mom, what is this? Mom: This is rat poison. Child: Mom, is our mouse sick?

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a tooth

John: Your father is like a miser. You see, he is a shoemaker, and you still wear such worn-out shoes. Tom: What about your father? He is a famous dentist, but your little brother has only one tooth!

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Two idiots

Father teaches his son arithmetic: What is one plus one? Son: I don't know. Father: It's two, idiot! Understand? Son: I see. Father: So, how many people are there, you and me? Son: It's two idiots!

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how old

My friend's daughter is 5 years old. One day, I asked her: How old do you want to be? The little girl blinked her eyes, counted to ten with her fingers and said, ten years old. I don't think the child knows what the number is above ten, so I teased her and said, how did she grow to be ten years old? Can't you count to ten? Who knows the answer is: of course not! I will be too short when I grow up.

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sophism

Sister questioned her sister: Little Mary, one ear of Beethoven's bust on the piano is broken. Have you touched it? What does that matter! My sister said Beethoven was deaf anyway.

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Bichou

Xiaowen, Xiaoming and Xiaoyu come to see whose shoes stink. Xiaowen ran to the church with his shoes, and everyone in the church fainted. Xiaoming entered the church, and all the cockroaches in the church died. When Xiaoyu went in, the church didn't change, even Jesus covered his mouth.