What jokes make you laugh for a second?

Several buddies ate and drank, and everyone was very happy. They drank a little too much. Suddenly, a drunk stood up and boasted, I have plenty of money. If any buddy is in trouble in the future, just ask me. Don't be polite to me. Everyone applauded, and suddenly another drunk stood up and said, Stop bragging and give me back the 3000 yuan that Yuan You lent me. Poof, laugh and brag.

I almost laughed when I saw this joke. These two people are so funny. In fact, there will be such people in reality, who especially like to brag in front of outsiders. In fact, they have no money at all. They are poor. If no one exposes them, others will think he is rich.

I also met something as funny as a joke. I feel like my boyfriend is missing a tendon in his brain. My boyfriend and I are college classmates. We talked for three years. After graduating from college, we are old enough to talk about marriage, but my boyfriend hasn't been to my house yet. I'm going to take my boyfriend home on holiday last year. At that time, my boyfriend asked me: What gift should I buy for your parents? I casually said: buy an affordable one.

The boyfriend didn't say anything and went straight out. He came back more than half an hour later. There are two bags of rice, two barrels of oil and twenty kilograms of pork in the car. I was dumbfounded at that time. I think he is too stupid. He went to my home to visit his parents instead of providing relief. How could he buy such a thing?

In fact, there are too many things like jokes in our lives. What some people do is both stupid and interesting. They don't know that this man is out of his mind. In fact, it was because of his short circuit that he did such a stupid thing. Just like my boyfriend, I just told him to buy something affordable. He thinks it's what he needs at home, so he will buy noodles, rice and pork, which makes him stupid.