Halloween English jokes

1, a police dog saw an ordinary dog on the road, and Xiong Xiong angrily walked over and questioned it: I am a police dog, what are you? Ordinary dogs go and have a look: idiot, it's obviously Laozi's clothes.

2. I have a request: please, I eat. I hope you can come to see me. Otherwise, I'll write your phone number on the wall, together with the first two words: hurry. I also want to eat, or write to: marriage, both men and women, limited conditions.

Son hunting creeper, a thin man made excessive demands on his son, and his father said: No meat! His son is demanding of a fat man, and his father said, it's too tiring to let go! His son and a beautiful prisoner, his father said, take it home to your mother at night.

4. One day we want to make a wish. Maybe we want to bend down and throw a coin into the well. You also want to make a wish, but you accidentally bent the well. I was shocked and muttered to myself: What a pity!

5. You are the wings of my angel. You can only fly if you hug each other. I came to this world to find you, and it took me a lot of hard work to find out: TMD! What we want is a wing!

6. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. Girl and boy: You kissed me, and I will be responsible. The boy patted the girl on the shoulder maturely and said with a smile, don't worry, we are not two years old anymore!

On the 7th, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed late at night, and the first batch of distribution said to Bush in turn: How dare you, the White House night window! Bin Laden shook his beard to his chest, smiled sadly and said, Rejoice is such a kind of self-confidence!

The monkey picked up a card. It wanted to see what the card was, so it climbed to the branch to see it. At this moment, a lightning bolt hit it. The monkey cried: it was an IP card!

On the 9th, Zheng's daughter-in-law didn't have a husband, and her father-in-law went home. Seeing my father-in-law's face, I asked, Davis, how are you? Father-in-law is unhappy and continues to face it. The daughter-in-law was angry and asked, Davis, what is Zheng's definition? Father-in-law is furious: wash!

10, a patient with dyspepsia complained to the doctor: I have been normal recently. What have I eaten? What have I eaten with cucumbers? How can I get back to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment. You can only be a red stone.

1 1, a mouse: I like bats. Now, with children living in the air, you are not afraid of cats. A sneering cat pointed to a tree and said, "I can't see that she is pregnant with my child!" "

12, the wolf invaded and set up a small animal against the death squad. Mantis: I have a body double. Hedgehog: I hid all the hidden weapons. Huang Bianwang sang while touching his tentacles: Ah! I have nunchakus! nunchakus! Hum, hum, haha!