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What are the classic two-part allegorical sayings

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

(Metaphorically, the two masters are evenly matched, regardless of the outcome, competition, and advantages and disadvantages. )

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Watch out under the chopping board-I can't fly.

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.

Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly

You can't force people to do things they don't want to do. )

The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

B

Eight-level workers worship the master-strive for Excellence

Learn to blow at the age of 80-out of breath

The moon on August 15th-aboveboard.

Eat persimmons in the middle of the night-pick soft ones.

Fire in the middle of the night-a blockbuster

Embrace charcoal, kiss and touch your nose.

Jump into the well with the gold ingot in your arms-put down your life, not money.

Boil Huang Lian with rock sugar-share joys and sorrows.

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Cook jiaozi in a teapot-it won't pour out.

Tear down the ruined temple-there is no God.

Brick out of the kiln-finalized

Garbage in the kitchen-insignificant.

D

The big girl is sitting in a sedan chair-the first time.

I'm sitting in the classroom-I want five cups and six cups.

Cannons fight sparrows-not enough capital

Longwang Temple was flooded-disowning one's family.

Walking on the tip of a knife-mystery

Sharpen the knife in your stomach.-That was close.

Knocking in the stomach-fluttering in my heart

E

2 1 day without chicken-bad guy

F

Moths in the fire-self-destruction

Play the flute on the plane-sing high-profile

Blowing the horn on the plane-empty sound (thinking)

The lights on the plane-great

Hang a pocket on the plane-pretend to be crazy.

Hang a thermos bottle on the plane-a goblet (flat)

Dreaming on the plane.-God knows

G

Rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

A newly hatched chicken-hard mouth and soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified.

Dogs eat mice-mind your own business.

Dogs drive ducks-croak

A dog has horns on its head-pretend to be a sheep.

The dog opened the curtain with one mouth.

Dogs bite mice-mind your own business.

Selling dog meat by hanging sheep's head-different inside and outside

H

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness

Hold the ice in your arms-chilling

Blowing the trumpet under the tree of Coptis chinensis-having fun in pain

The weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

The train whistled-it was loud.

J

Picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelon-greedy for small and losing big

Jiang Taigong went fishing-who wants to take the bait?

Myopia sees the moon-what a big star.

Rowing in the well-the future is not great.

K

Don't shoot an arrow before opening the bow.

Confucius moved-net book (lost)

Nail in the pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

L

The pulled donkey broke its sleeve and it was idling.

Lost violin songbook-no music score

The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long

Tigers fight-can't stop it.

The tiger missed the pearl-crocodile tears

Tiger Pulling a Car-Who Will Drive (Dare)

Tiger butt-untouchable

Hair plucking on the tiger's head-I don't know how miserable it is.

A tiger slapped a fly on its head-how dare you!

Tooth extraction-seeking death

The younger brother-Lao Shi (Shi)

The old cow chased the rabbit-you can't make it strong.

The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.

The mouse gnawed at the plate-it was all porcelain.

The mouse meets the cat-it's inevitable.

The mouse jumped into the chaff bin-it was empty and joyful.

The mouse got into the bellows-both ends suffered indignities.

The mouse got into the book box and spoke like a book.

Liangshan brothers-no discord, no concord

Lin Daiyu entered the Jia family-carefully.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Liu Bei threw a bucket-to buy people's hearts

Liu Bei's Bride-Creating False Reality

Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-scaring people with tears.

Granny Liu entered the Grand View Garden-lost in thought.

The dragon king jumped into the sea-went home.

Deaf ear-decoration

Lu became a monk-without any worries.

Crossing the river by touching the beard-too modest

M

Pockmarked skydiving-hype

Camels in a camel herd-a higher rank

Ma Su fought-exaggeration.

Ponytails as strings-not worth playing (talk)

Selling bean sprouts without scales-scratching at random

Blind people go to the streets-they are arrogant.

Cats eat mice-a natural tool.

Cats cry mice-crocodile's tears

Donkeys and ox tops-work for your face

The stone in the pit-smelly and hard.

Take medicine without illness-ask for it.

Seeing Peony in a Dream —— A Beautiful Dream

There was a fire in the temple-I panicked.

Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it.

ordinary

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

P

Judge's daughter-ghost girl

Grease the ball to make it round and smooth.

Q

Seven knows six.-nothing.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Qin Qiong sells horses.-No way.

Qin Shihuang destroyed six countries-unified the whole country

Grasshoppers after autumn-jumping for a few days

rare

Ants on hot bricks-running around

Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

S

Sorghum in Autumn-Lao Laihong

Looking forward to the bright moon for thirty nights-there is no hope.

Walking on the beach-one step at a time

The moon at the first bend-double pointed (treacherous)

You don't need an awl to wear shoes-just a needle (really).

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

The dung beetle moved.-fuck off.

Dung beetles go to restaurants-smelly and delicate.

The birthday girl takes the pipa-the old tune often hangs.

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows it.

Song Jiang's Strategist-Wu Yong

Open a shop in Sun Erniang-no admittance.

Monkey Sun is wearing an undershirt-it's half a man.

The Monkey King made a scene in heaven-panicked.

The Monkey King's golden hoop-big and small.

The Monkey King somersaults-108,000 Li.

When the Monkey King meets the Tathagata, it is difficult to control the law.

The Monkey King heard the golden hoop curse-a headache.

T

Stolen gongs and drums-can't beat them.

Found acne on the hair-criticism (wrong)

Light a lamp on your head-great.

Lice on the bald head-obviously

Rabbits pull carts-jump, jump

Rabbit tail-it won't grow.

Tie a kettle to your calf-it's a higher level.

Camels go up the mountain-money is tight.

W

Nephew plays lanterns-take care of uncle (old)

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Mosquito yawns-what a big breath.

It's the tortoise's treat-it's full of turtles.

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise.-So do you.

Wu Dalang flies a kite-he can't shoot it well.

X

Nail your palms to your knees-it's too far from your hooves (problem)

A blind man lit a lamp that wasted wax.

Blind people are wandering in the street-they are arrogant.

Blind people know the needle-they can't see it.

Onion mixed with tofu-one green (transparent) and two white.

The young monk chanted the scriptures-he had a careless mouth.

Little Misgunus Jumped over the Dragon Gate-Dreaming of Jackie Chan

The boy hit Lao Tzu-hang it all!

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

Xu Beihong's Horse-Beautiful but Useless

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Y

The dumb was beaten-the pain is beyond words.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-there is suffering.

The dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

Dumb people pick up gold-unspeakable happiness

The terrifying put up a notice-nonsense.

Ye Gong likes dragons-duplicity.

Eat lotus root with chopsticks-be picky about food.

Water in a fish's mouth-something goes in and something comes out.

The moon follows the sun.-sorry.

Z

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Zhang Fei wears the eye of a needle, and his eyes are small.

Zhang Fei sells tofu-hard goods are not hard.

Zhang Fei meets Li Kui JY-Black to Black.

Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Sesame fell into the eye of a needle-what a coincidence!

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it.

Zhou Yu died-I was so angry.

Pig and Pig Drink Sharpening Water-Internal Rust (Show)

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pigs with onions in their noses-Pretending to be elephants

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve

Oil the awl-it's sharp and slippery.

Whistle at night-be brave.

Being a monk for a day knocks the bell for a day-muddling along.