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Joke: Monks wash their hair.
Shit and urine are good friends. One day, shit died and I peed on his grave and cried. I miss shit so much!
In the past, the school said that it was necessary to have a physical examination, and then everyone took a little ~ and then an alumnus put it in Chow Tai Fook's box with a matching bag … and then he was robbed by a motorcycle halfway. . . . .
During the rush hour of Chinese New Year's anti-hometown, the railway station is often full of dust, and even can't get off the bus ... So a silver-haired man opened the window and put his ass out to shit ... The train is about to start, and a flight attendant opened his voice and shouted: That fat man with a cigar over there shrank your face back ...
Xiaofei asked his mother: Mom wants to eat Baba, and her mother said that the dead child should not say such disgusting things when eating, but eat it while it is hot …
A student said, "teacher, I want to shit!" " "Teacher:" Speak politely! "The student was silent for a while and said," Teacher, my ass wants to vomit! " "
Bear and Tutu stop together. The bear said, what a coincidence-… two minutes later, the bear finished eating. He asked Tutu, have you lost your hair? Answer: no, bear said with a smile, what a coincidence … and then grabbed Tutu and wiped PP with it …
Three rabbits shit. The first one is only long. The second one is just spherical. The third one is actually triangular. The third rabbit asked, and it replied, it was pinched by hand.
This is the story of three monks … this time they didn't carry water. Master gave them a spiritual task: don't talk for a day! ! They went down the mountain together. At the foot of the mountain, the monk 1 screamed: Shit! I stepped in shit! ! Monk 2 said quickly, you spoke, and master said you couldn't speak! ... Sanzang smiled faintly and said, It's a good thing I didn't speak. ...
The three monks went down the mountain again, walking, and saw something on the ground in front of them. They thought, this looks like shit! So the monk 1 went over and took a closer look. "It seems to be shit!" Monk 2 went over and sniffed, "It's like shit!" Sanzang walked over, took a bite with his index finger and said, "Ha, it's really shit!" " "Then the three monks laughed in unison:" Ha ha ha ha, it's a good thing we didn't step on it! " ! ! !"
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