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What are the famous stories in Water Margin?

1. Making a fuss in Mount Wutai

Lu Zhishen followed Zhao Yuanwai to the mountains and became a monk. He was very rude in the mountains. One day at the mid-level pavilion, I saw a man carrying wine up the mountain. He stopped and drank a bucket. He went up the mountain drunk and made a fuss. The elder stopped him and helped him sleep.

A few months later, he went down the mountain again and ordered a 62-pound Zen staff and a Buddhist monk's sword. He also lied about being a walking monk in a hotel, drank a lot, and went up the mountain with a dog leg. Let him in and destroy the two diamonds. Everyone was afraid that he would burn down the temple, so they let him in. He forced the monks to eat meat on the bed. When the monks refused to eat, they started beating him. The workers brought sticks to beat him, so he broke two table legs and started beating him. The elder stopped him and wrote a letter recommending him to Elder Zhiqing. He had no choice but to send him to Daxiangguo Temple.

2. Song Gongming attacked Zhujiazhuang three times

Shi Xiu, Yang Xiong, and Shi Qian went to Liangshan and when passing by Zhujiazhuang, they stole a dawn rooster from the hotel. He ate it, which triggered a conflict between Liangshan and Zhujiazhuang. Song Jiang led more than ten heroes including Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hua Rong, Li Kui and more than 6,000 minions down the mountain to attack Zhujiazhuang.

The first two attacks ended in failure. During the third attack, Song Jiang received reinforcements from Wu Yong and others. He adopted many of Wu Yong's strategies and arranged for Sun Li to be an undercover agent to defeat the Zhu family. Zhuang, killed three brothers of the Zhu family and obtained countless money and grain.

3. Wu Song fights tigers in Jingyanggang

Wu Song was going back to Qinghe County to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang. In the hotel, Wu Song drank eighteen bowls of liquor that was "not enough for three bowls". After drinking and eating, he ignored the waiter's advice and headed to Jingyanggang alone.

It was already evening. Wu Song was under the influence of alcohol. He saw a big bluestone by the roadside and was about to lie down to rest. A big tiger jumped towards him. Wu Song was startled and rolled over to avoid it. When the tiger pounced again, Wu Song tried his best to hold him down and beat him randomly. The tiger was beaten to death.

4. Fighting to kill Ximen Qing

One day, Pan Jinlian missed the curtain and hit Ximen Qing on the head with a bamboo pole. Ximen Qingnai was a bully in Yanggu County. When he saw Pan Jinlian's beauty, he made a plan to seduce Pan Jinlian, his neighbor to the west. Soon, Brother Yun, a hawker, learned about the incident and informed Wu Da. Wu Da rushed to Wang's house, but Ximen Qing kicked Wu Da to injury and poisoned Wu Da to death.

When Wu Song came back from business, he saw the flaw and specially prepared water and wine to invite relatives and neighbors for questioning. He found out the true story and complained to the government. However, the county magistrate accepted Ximen Qing's bribe and beat him 40 times. Wu Song was so indignant that he rushed to the Lion House to kill Ximen Qing. He then returned home and killed Pan Jinlian to avenge his brother.

5. Drunk and beating up Jiang Menshen

Shi En, the manager of the Mengzhou camp, told Wu Song that Happy Forest was taken away by Jiang Menshen. Wu Song would immediately avenge Shi En and fight with Shi En. Become brothers. Two days later, Wu Song drank a lot of wine and came to Happy Forest. He first threw Mrs. Jiang Menshen into a wine vat. After begging for mercy underground, Jiang Menshen had no choice but to return the Foxwoods Hotel to Shi En.