Can a woman pee standing up? Beautiful woman standard standing posture picture

can dentists not pull out their teeth? Can the driver not hit someone? Can a judge not break the law? Can officials not be corrupt? ..... These questions are all related to "Can a woman pee standing up?" Same, the answer is yes! That is to say: women can pee standing up, dentists can avoid pulling teeth, drivers can avoid hitting people, judges can avoid breaking the law, and officials can avoid corruption ... Yes, why can't a simple problem like "women pee standing up" be achieved in life? Alas, this is a kind of "habit force" and "thinking pattern" terrible, and "breaking the pattern" and "innovative thinking" imminent! Because people are used to this "way of thinking", women have to "squat" when urinating. Therefore, if one day "dentists stop pulling teeth", "drivers stop hitting people", "judges are illegal" and "officials stop hitting people", "judges stop breaking the law" and "officials stop greedy for ink", people will feel uncomfortable and outrageous just like women suddenly standing to pee! Don't say that "officials are greedy for ink" and "judges are illegal" ... just say that this woman squatting and urinating has brought so much change to half of mankind, but no one seeks change. Although the standing urinal developed by the Germans for pregnant women is very popular, even the Germans have not followed this idea, so that normal women can stand up and pee! Recently, I heard a news that a girl was listed in Guinness because she could pee standing up! It is said that when an old fisherman saw this news, he was very disapproving. He said: I grew up in a fishing village. Before liberation, we fishermen had a hard time fishing at sea all the year round and lived on the boat. There was no toilet where we could squat, and almost all the fishermen on the boat stood to pee. Now it's a Guinness effort. In fact, what Jinshan wants to ask here is: Will men squat and pee? The answer is yes, and it is the opposite of the reason why women pee standing up. In the past, the living conditions were poor and there would be no men squatting to pee, because there was no toilet at all. Now that living conditions are good, some men are starting to squat and pee like women! There are facts to prove it: when traveling by bus to the rest stop, the emergency toilet in the crowd can accommodate two men to urinate together, but many men choose to have their backs to everyone. When someone suggested that the two of them * * * enjoy it, a man simply pretended to be a stool, squatting on the toilet like a woman and urinating quietly, and then flushing afterwards. Why do men squat? It was not until the next rest stop that the mystery was solved. Because there is no toilet at the next station, there is only an original strip of cement pool, and all the men have to stand in a row and "spray water" in one direction. It was at this time that all the men looked at each other curiously and began to quarrel with each other: Man A: Oh, you are in a hurry! Man B: You are in a hurry to urinate, and you wait for it! Man C: You two are waiting for urgent urination and frequent urination! Man D: Hey, look at Lao Zhang, he is short! ..... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... There were bursts of laughter in the toilet! Don't be happy, netizens. It's a joke now, but at that time, the privacy of this conversation became more and more private, and several parties almost fought over it. See? This is the reason why men squat to pee, because "privacy" is too deliberately "concerned" before shyly squatting. Interestingly, instead of "privacy", women are blessed to squat down and "hide"; Men have secrets to hide, but God makes them stand naked. As the saying goes, "thirty years in the east and thirty years in the west", the advantage of men standing in the past has now become the disadvantage of some men, and the disadvantage of women standing to pee in the past has now become the advantage of breaking the Guinness Book of Records. In fact, there is another reason why men squat to pee, which is that men are deliberately "concerned" in secret places. Originally, men were extremely anxious to urinate, and a bubble of urine was divided into several joints ... including the size of "privacy" is not a problem, but now it is a problem for drug sellers, and it is all a "disease" problem. Moreover, the "disease" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Every man, including women, knows that men are getting better now: urgent urination, frequent urination, waiting for urination ... XX is short ... A peasant woman who has been married for more than 3 years and has become a grandmother suddenly called Jinshan to complain that her husband XX is short, and her husband could not say a word like that criminal for a long time. Look, it's really hard to be a man now. It's a serious illness to pee all the time. The "XX", which once made great achievements for his wife's pleasure and reproduction, suddenly became short and became a "problem" with shame. So whoever has nothing to do is looking for a doctor. In order to avoid right and wrong, men have to turn a "privacy" into a "shy rose" that opens quietly! In fact, any part of a person's body can't stand deliberate attention, especially a person's face can't stand scrutiny. Now, human beings, especially women, have just entered this misunderstanding, that is, they pay too much attention to a face: from "whitening" to "degreasing" ... Now they have to plug all the breathable pores ... If this continues, a person's face will be more ashamed to see people like a bottom, and they will have to be wrapped in cloth! In particular, the implementation of computer imaging repair function has made real human beings feel more and more ashamed. So all kinds of cosmetics are popular again, including some men who are as delicate and white as that fox. As a result of this blurred aesthetic, I am afraid that the original face can only be regarded as the monkey's ass, which is only suitable for squatting. Therefore, Jinshan appeals here: human beings should not compete with the objective laws of metabolism in vain! On the contrary, human beings should pay more attention to the colorful spiritual world, so as to make human beings show off and compare with each other to a new level: deepen their thoughts, noble their quality, enrich their language, and shine their wisdom ... 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