Classic lines at the end of the movie "100,000 cold jokes"

Classic lines of the movie "100,000 Cold Jokes"

1, report to your majesty that the old man is just ahead.

It seems that you didn't see the coffin, didn't cry and didn't die, but you walked up a flight of stairs and broadened your horizons by 300 miles.

3. Bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids, right? I despise hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids?

4. 100% empty-handed.

5. Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell you the truth, I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong for a long time. I'm really sorry. Honey, dare you be a little more boring?

6. When I use clairvoyance and clairvoyance at the same time, I can also see enemies thousands of miles away, and I can't see anything about snakes and monsters at all!

7. The eldest son is called Jin Bai, the second son is called Bai Mu, and the third son is called ... Li Goudan. ...

8. Call me Queen! Yes, your majesty.

9. He is a real man!

10 sir, I forgot my words.

1 1. When the two forces are combined, the raging flames of the fire baby and the turbulent waves of the fire baby turn into steam.

12, what day is it today? Pick up three flowa when you go out for a walk.

13, it's worthy that the snake essence caught my strongest kill.

14. There has been a legend since ancient times that when seven fuluowa are collected and put into an alchemy furnace for refining, the dragon can be summoned. It's strange to be summoned. You thought it was a dragon ball.

15, saying that this blast furnace can still cook?

16, but only the head gets bigger and looks really disgusting. Your majesty, the monster Flo. We are monsters.

17, I am the king of bird shit.

18 you see, I told you that my refreshing fart was very effective, which made him awake at once.

19, we are people who spit. I am a person who will die if I don't spit quickly.

20. How can milk in China be so violent?

2 1, well, please ask your neighbor Tucao man to help us!

22. Tucao still has values. You think it's worth fighting for You think you are Saiyan!

23. Do you really think this is the Dragon Ball? Are you from Vegeta? ?

24. My superelastic vacuum is broken! No children.

25, salt your sister. Salt is very expensive! )

26. After the rain, the mountains are empty and the southeast branches are hung. But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast. As soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they hung up the Southeast Branch. Wedding night, hanging southeast branches. Since God has given talents, let them be used! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

27. The first apprentice is Lian, and the second apprentice is Linglongzi. When you think about it, your dharma number is Super Blade. ...

28, not a bad ghost, English abbreviation SB Chinese abbreviation is super cheap, no matter which one is not a good thing! ! !

29. Will I tell you that I play the piano to cross over?

You don't understand. This is how chess is played.

3 1, I haven't finished putting the pieces. What's wrong with this move of Go?

Alas, this is the third disciple. Nowadays, young people are really getting impatient.