Millions of ways to die in the west: a vulgar joke

? With the grand soundtrack and retro subtitles, we came to the western United States in 1882. There are endless yellow sands everywhere. People seek survival in the vast world, and the way to have fun is to watch people duel on both sides of the main road of the town. How's it going? Are you ready to watch a dollar-style western gunfight movie? Forget it, because the next thing you want to see is poor ghosts, cowards and gossips. More unfortunately, these three ghosts are one person.

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" is an out-and-out anti-western movie, which turns all elements of western movies into jokes. First of all, there should be an upright and fearless hero as the protagonist in the western film, but Mr. Stark, the protagonist of our film, is a poor coward. As a shepherd, he herded sheep everywhere. Some maverick sheep even like to stand on the top of the mountain in the sun, but they are bullied to the tip of their noses but dare not fight. There is only one mouth left in his body, and he keeps talking there. Secondly, as the saying goes, "One hero has three gangs", the protagonist in the western film will have one or two small partners as long as he is not a lonely hero. They are just as honest and will help the protagonist at a critical moment. In this film, Stark's two friends are the shoemaker Edward and his girlfriend Ruth, who is as clumsy as Stark, while the latter only stares at her ignorant eyes and expresses sympathy for everything. For this setting, the phrase "holy shit" at the beginning of the film is simply appropriate to describe it; Finally, there must be a fierce and powerful villain in the western film, who will push the protagonist into a corner and then be killed by the protagonist's counterattack. Let's take a look at this movie again. Liam neeson's villain is really heartless. However, being stoned out by his wife, being planted with small yellow flowers on chrysanthemums, being shot in the arm by a bullet with snake venom, and then inexplicably hanging up in the protagonist's incessant nagging, all of this doesn't look like the ending that a vicious criminal group leader should have. It's really "the fierceness of life, the injustice of death."

As a popcorn comedy, this movie feels really ordinary, even far less than the teddy bear directed by seth mcfarlane before. Although this movie has a lot of baggage, it has been wandering in vulgar jokes such as shit and sex, so when you watch this movie, you should not expect anything at all. Think of it as a late-night entertainment talk show. By the way, you can see the beautiful women and the scenery in the west, and you can also see liam neeson, a tough guy, with snow-white little ass on the screen.

? Most people will notice this egg at the end of this film, that is, Jamie Foxx finally killed the owner of the shooting game for no reason. There is no doubt that he is the legendary day trader Jiangge whose initials are not pronounced, but if you look closely, you will find that he is not the only one on the wrong set. In the movie 1: 12, Stark opens his warehouse and finds the following scene.

What is it like? Does it look familiar? Yes, this is obviously the car in the movie Back to the Future, but the painting is different. Even his father, Dr. cos, looks like him. In the film Back to the Future, Dr. COS was a blacksmith who lived in seclusion in the western United States from 65438 to 0885. Seeing this, I have to say that the director still played a very interesting trick. After that, the director never mentioned Stark's father and his car that was hundreds of years ahead, but we can open our minds and edit it ourselves: Stark found that his father was gone after he got the beauty, and the magic car in the warehouse was gone, but there was an iron block with a strange shape on the ground, so Stark began to study it tirelessly. Although he didn't study it until his death, it was handed down from generation to generation. The Starks burst into great enthusiasm for science. By the 2nd/kloc-0th century, there was a genius named Tony Stark in the family, and later people called him Iron Man. ...................