Emotional jokes are jingles.

1. Love is comedy, marriage is tragedy and divorce is farce. Love is the pursuit, marriage is the pursuit, divorce is the pursuit.

2, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. How about romance today?

3, you are a moon cake, I am a stuffing, and I always meet each other late; You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, round and complete for ten thousand years!

I am lonely and helpless, and there is no one to talk about my pain. Watching the sunset outside the window warm other people's huts, dear buddy, only you know where my life belongs!

Dear, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hold you with my hands, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, I will rely on you in my life, and I will never treat you badly. In the quiet night, a person secretly misses you.

6, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you!

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

8. I can't think quickly, I don't have eyes when I wear clothes, I can't have feelings with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, my heart stops when I'm fine, and pneumonia is atypical!

9. Qian Shan has been in love, don't tip. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so you can't leave a tip. The world has its own true feelings, and every piece can be saved.

10, meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, missing you is family, and I am half-hearted if I don't see you, and single-minded if I don't see you. If one day you are tired, at least I have memories!

1 1, you are the aura, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

12, I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

13. If you die, please allow me to go with you. If you are still alive, please don't abandon me. If you love me, don't run away. If you love her, don't act!

14, I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

15, I met you purely by providence and fell in love with you wholeheartedly. Loved people, you have no regrets, I am disappointed when I miss you, and I am satisfied with you.