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Why can't Hans Zhang's new play "Gentlemen of the East Eighth District" become a selling point? What's wrong with this play?
This highly anticipated drama is regarded by Hans Zhang as his own son and can be called a gentleman in the East Eighth District. Douban is divided into 2.4, which is currently this year.
Check the lowest score of domestic dramas.
You can see that it has fallen to 2.2, only 0. 1 point away from the famous low-scoring champion "Dream Show", and it is just around the corner to surpass its predecessors. A really brilliant bad drama must have a variety of injuries.
Only in this way can we win more than 90% of one-star bad reviews and meet the increasingly diverse needs of the audience.
The gentlemen in the East Eighth District have taken care of everything, and they can be called the Hexagon Heroes in the bad drama.
First of all, Hans Zhang explained the reasons for the producer's transformation: even if the quality of the script cannot be controlled, at least the details and scenes can be controlled.
Tell the audience not to play.
There is no drama this time. To some extent, the gentlemen in the East Eighth District are too real.
The play is full of outrageous greasy and narcissism, which makes people dizzy. His three brothers, whether they take the initiative to chat up foreign girls or are accosted by foreign girls, everyone can have an adult experience.
However, please note that this is not an appointment, but a glory for the country.
And they think the line level of picking up girls is as follows. Under your guidance, they will quietly go to your depths. This is what men should do. Can I still eat spicy food? No wonder yours
With such a hot body.
Second, there are many old old terrier in the play.
When Hans Zhang is drunk, he is bound to go to the wrong room and lie in the wrong bed. It is bound to be the hostess who sleeps with him under a quilt. The woman fell, or fell on Hans Zhang's chest muscles, and they stuck together mouth to mouth.
Or be caught by Zhang Han, and every step of the plot development is expected by the audience.
The key is to hug Hans Zhang. What is the operation of pulling the underwear belt? It's not funny, and it's unnecessary. It's no use except to make this play the first hot search. It is hard to say that the description of the hostess is not Hans Zhang's positioning of himself. After all, the script was written under his nose.
One of Hans Zhang's three brothers helped the girl who was passing by catch a thief, and the girl invited him to drink coffee to show her gratitude. Here comes the classic: she invited me to drink coffee.
Hey! She must have a crush on me!
The gentlemen in the East Eighth District are not only greasy and narcissistic, but also clumsy in literature and art from time to time.
The narrator's melodramatic degree is so serious that it is doubtful whether Hans Zhang spent a lot of money to find Jing M. Guo as a ghostwriter. At first, four middle-aged men ran, just like the low-profile sister flower relay race at the beginning of Tiny Times 4.
Watching this drama is not without gain, at least let me understand:
The affectation of middle-aged men is much more terrible than the literature of youth pain, at least the latter is young!
What is even funnier than the bad drama itself is that Hans Zhang is seriously filming this bad drama.
It took Bi eight years to write the play Dream of Performing Arts.
Third, although I got stuck in the bottleneck when I wrote the tenth episode, I didn't pick up the rewrite until 17, but it took seven or eight years. In a word, you will never believe how hard Hans Zhang, as the father of a financier, has worked for this bad play. Hans Zhang not only condescended to take the screenwriter to write the script, but also personally finalized the names of each character in the play.
Even the actors were invited by him one by one.
Tamia Liu appeared in the first episode, still in the style of township women entrepreneurs, which makes people feel very cordial. It can be said that regardless of the red paste, Hans Zhang brought almost all his friends in his circle. ?
Production, production, scriptwriting, starring, singing, money and hard work can't be described as dedication.
It's just that Hans Zhang's contribution to the bad drama is far beyond your imagination and mine.
He even participated in editing and publishing, covering almost the production of the whole play.
Last year's "Our Novice in the Workplace" recorded a picture of Hans Zhang directing editing in the computer room.
In fact, the director has cut it later, but he is not at ease. He has to go into battle and stare at it himself.
Add a daily scene here and a transitional mood there.
Fourth, those who know that they are watching the variety show in the workplace don't know that they have strayed into the documentary "The Years when Hans Zhang made a bad play". To be bold, I seriously doubt that Hans Zhang came to this variety show with a propaganda mission.
The first step of publicity is to let the audience know the existence of Mr. Dongba District.
At the beginning of the program, Hans Zhang took the initiative to report the progress of the new drama: the early stage has been completed and the later stage is in progress. Intentionally or unintentionally revealed how hard he worked when filming.
It is not enough to work at least 12 hours a day during shooting.
Zhang Hans exposed Wang Juan's style. On the day of the boot, it took 23 hours to shoot continuously, and his colleagues in the crew were shivering.
Although "Gentlemen of the East Eighth District" is a story about the middle-aged crisis of a straight man, it may not be read ten years back.
Although there are many vulgar lines in it, the leading group kept silent "this is what men should do", and masculinity was suffocating.
However, in Hans Zhang's mind, this horror drama is a tribute to his youth and a dream before he is 40 years old.
Thinking is his "own son" and his only treasure! Why do Hans Zhang often have tears in his eyes when he cuts films? Because he loves his "own son" deeply.
Hans Zhang has publicly stated that he will never play "a little lesbian man in a family drama".
So being ridiculed will only play bullying, which is nothing.
These witty remarks can't be cultivated without the poison of domestic bad dramas for more than ten years. The only value of this book, Gentlemen of the East Eighth District, which he regards as a treasure, is to provide jokes. Compared with his previous efforts in front of the camera, the ideal is full, the reality is dry, and the contrast effect is full directly.
Frankly speaking, I don't even want to laugh at Hans Zhang.
After all, I've seen too many bad plays that make people want to express themselves thoroughly.
How long has it been, how long has it been since there was a bad TV series for everyone to enjoy collectively?
In ancient times, warlords praised and smiled in their bonfire dramas. Today, Zhang Hanhua has spent four years shooting bad dramas to amuse the audience.
It is worth encouraging to sacrifice one's ego and dedicate everyone's entertainment spirit.
Personal creation is personal creation, and public creation is public creation. When doing public creation, it is not free, because it is a privilege.
Chasing is also the pursuit of money, but some people succeed and others fail.
Therefore, people who call for creative freedom are hypocritical and hypocritical in my opinion. Originally they were free to create their own works.
As for mass creation and the pursuit of privilege, I believe in fair competition. "A gentleman loves money and takes it properly."
News reports, publications, TV series, movies, games, etc. Are public communication privileges. When I saw that the glory of the king's daily life was 65.438+0.6 billion,
I immediately understood why Anzu's culture is strictly prohibited, but on the other hand, Anzu has no benefit and no such freedom within the family, because
This belongs to mental violence in domestic violence. ?
Since it is a privilege, there must be discipline and supervision.
At present, the privilege of public communication in the entertainment circle is particularly chaotic. In the final analysis, it is a question of power distribution. If investors have too much say, they will
Gentlemen of the East Eighth District, a deformed product with a green light all the way appears. The producer has too much right to speak and will also use the banner of creative freedom.
No. 1 has a devastating impact on individuals, such as the movie Mobile Phone.
So don't cover up the privilege with creative freedom, and face up to the right of public communication as a privilege, and the creative environment may be better.
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