I am a company. Who can give me the lines from Degang Guo's The Picture of Good and Evil?

The sky is a carpet, and the sun, the moon and the stars sleep with me.

Whoever casts a net for fame and fortune, rich and poor is extraordinary.

There are horses and sedan chairs, and children in carts.

Riding a horse in a sedan chair is a blessing, and a cart naturally bears the burden of life.

A beautiful woman often sleeps with her stupid wife (husband),

The eighty-year-old man stood in front of the door, and the three-year-old child was dyed yellow.

It's not that God keeps his eyes open, and good and evil will eventually end in this cycle of retribution!

There is no coat suitable for them, just say one, which makes people laugh. Many people came, including tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs, and several surnamed Wan.

Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow ... these four days, Deyun Society has a stand-up comic dialogue. Why do you say single? First, stand-up crosstalk is an important form of crosstalk. Now, there is no place to listen to long stand-up crosstalk, and we have an obligation to dig it out. First; Secondly, many friends especially like to listen to stand-up crosstalk and talk to me, but they don't like to listen to your crosstalk. What is this? That's very kind of you. What are you listening to? I love to hear you say it, but in fact we are thinking of the audience; Third, save some money backstage, and the three of us will finish the game.

Ah, that's my apprentice Cao Yunjin, who is talking about a series. This is called "rouge". Today, I can't finish talking. Tomorrow, he has to say in his head that someone told me that his son can't come. It doesn't matter. You are very busy. Leave the ticket money tomorrow and make friends. You said it was inappropriate and inappropriate for people not to come and money not to come, and your conscience would be condemned!

Therefore, the long stand-up comedy I am talking about is called "The Picture of Righteousness and Evil", which is the big name of this program. The scientific name is "The Picture of Righteousness and Evil", so the nickname is "The Three Cases of Shuntianfu and Twenty-two Lives".

How spectacular! 22 people died in my mouth. Why is it called the good and evil map? Actually, I want to talk more about human nature. People are nothing more than good and evil, but these two words are the most difficult to master in the world, and it is not easy to be a man.

If you want to cut, being a man is the hardest thing in the world. The fairy is very happy to ring. No work, no life. You don't have to start a business at home or buy a car. Where do you want to go? Get out. How many monthly tickets does immortal have to save? Be a happy person. So what's the difference between a man and a fairy? A man, as long as he puts his heart in the present, is very happy. What is difficult is that his heart is wrong. You look like a cross talk, we pedestrians. Degang Guo took out his heart and gave it to the sisters. Come on, eat. Degang Guo has two hearts, otherwise how could he give me one to eat? Well, it is not easy to deal with people. However, not everyone can live forever. You think it is impossible to say that everyone should be immortal. If you don't be a ghost, in fact, being a ghost is also very happy and saves electricity, right? There is no electricity meter in the underworld. It's always so dark. You can go anywhere if you are a ghost, and you can scare people if you have nothing to do. Find a dark corner, people hit this, and the ghost will come out, moo ~ ~ ~. The old man ran away, and the ghost was very excited ~ stabbed ~ stimulated ~.

The hardest thing is to be a man. I have been particularly touched these years. Really, tell me what kind of person you are You are eager to be a poor man. The food is not as delicious as others', and there are delicacies in their room. He has a handful of radish tassels here. Not as good as the rabbit's salary. Not as well dressed as others. Ah, be poor.

It is not easy to become rich. Alas, money is even worse. Children are afraid of losing, and daughters-in-law are afraid of stealing. Let the dog eat something delicious first, and then eat it after the dog has finished eating. Rich people.

Being an official is better than being an official. Being a small official, no one is afraid of you. Only care about three toilets. Who's afraid of you? Get through it. It is easy to be detained when you enter a big official. Isn't it, you say, when you become a worker, go to a company, a factory, get laid off and recruit people, I'll go, too. The recruitment is yours and has been sent to a small coal mine in Shanxi. Let's take a taxi. It stinks after a tiring day. I gave this car to the company. Take a bus and take a taxi. I left my cell phone on it. Go have a fight with him. If he doesn't give it, let him go, and the police will take him away and detain him for 15 days.

what do you think? Relax. I didn't do anything. I want to go out to play and travel. Sars is coming. Seeing the opportunity of SARS, I borrowed100000 to buy a car full of vegetables and sell them in Beijing. When I dragged them to Beijing, SARS was under control. The dishes in this car are all rotten and fall on the edge of the second ring road. The chengguan came and fined 5 thousand. How to do this? Let's watch a movie to relax. Idolize people and stars, like Leslie Cheung and jump off a building. Watching TV, super girl, super man, that's good. I also follow the study, I also follow the competition, and life should be meaningful. Just before taking part in the competition, the Radio and Television Bureau ordered that the draft should not be released.

You have to live, too Have a good exercise. You are in good health. You think you are too fat to lose weight. I just drank the secret recipe for two days and stopped selling it.

What should we do? Huh? Ha. What should we do? Cross talk? Say cross talk If you don't speak well, the audience will scold the street, but if you speak well, your peers will scold the street. It's easy to get popular. A group of people sue you. Look at that. It is not easy to live. You know, if you don't donate blood for yourself and others, you will be infected with AIDS again.

If I were still alive, I would say eight words: But do good, the future of Mo Wen!

This is the confession of a crosstalk performer. Tell the truth. I am hated because I love telling the truth. I am different from others. My colleagues stand here and say how happy people all over the world are. I am not that tall. But I really hope that people all over the world will live and work in peace and happiness.

What about our story today? It's actually quite sad. Twenty-two people died in it, but many people deserved it. When is the story? You know it's not now when you say Shuntianfu. Now there is no such establishment, and Shuntianfu has no name. The story of the Qing Dynasty, during the Daoguang period of the late Qing Dynasty, took place in Beijing on the seventh day of November. How accurate is it? It's hard to go home. Check the calendar. Beijing 1 1 It was very cold in the month, and it was still snowing that day. Oh, it snows heavily.

Xue Rui fluttered like goose feathers.

The flying catkins are full of Qiong Yao.

But goodbye

Leng Yue Sparse Star Birds

The crow to feed fluttered its wings.

Passers-by got lost in Yangguan Road.

Pulsatilla walked across the bridge in Xun Mei through the snow.

Shanchuanjing

Lift your eyes and see.

Piaopiaoqu

pawn things

Yunheng Qinling rugged road

Whitewash the old grass in Nanyang

There seems to be a jade dragon in the sky.

Menghuitou

The wine flag floats in Xinghua Village.

Shake up and down with the wind

It is snowing heavily, and Beijing is white. Not far from here. Yongdingmen, near the roadside, has a small quadrangle. The door opened. By the hour, it is five o'clock in the afternoon. The door opened and a man came out. He is about 35 years old. He looks very well dressed. This man's surname is Yuan Deman. He and I have different virtues. I am a moral virtue, and he got it. Businessman Yuan Deman owns a big hotel in Beijing, called Xinghualou, and is the owner there. Wow, there are both upstairs and downstairs, the third floor. That's a thriving business, very good. But this business doesn't belong to him. He has a younger brother named Yuan Dejiang. Yuan Dejiang's business is doing well. My brother went out to get the goods and went to the northeast, and didn't come back for a year. Where did this man go? I don't know. Now the noun has gone up in smoke and can't be found. Said this kind of life is to live, business is to do. As the boss of the shopkeeper, Yuan Deman, I have to take care of this. Whether he came back or not, my brother had to watch for him, so he took over the restaurant. This man is very clever, smarter than his brother, and he does a good job in business. Brother is doing well, he has brains, ah ~ doing business. Have you thought about it? For example, they sell instant-boiled mutton here. When cutting meat slices, let the chefs line up to the door of the restaurant. How many tables are there? Unlike now, mutton used to be cut by hand, and it was frozen the day before. Bring it here and get a rag. A good cook's craft, skills, knife work and meat are invisible advertisements. What's more, he ate all the leftover meat and cut bones, steamed stuffed bun. What are you doing, jiaozi? Why, the people selling money upstairs and on the third floor are still semi-underground, that is, pushing carts. Some working poor people come here to eat and give more. People praise it when they eat and go out. It's really delicious, and it tastes good. Moreover, like every summer, when Xinghua Building repairs the stove, the restaurant repairs the stove in June and stops for two months every year. The stove was repaired, but he was there before it was repaired. The steamed stuffed bun is big, and so is jiaozi. It's all good. The more you eat, the better. I went out and left. He closed on February 1st, so you have to consider him when you go there for dinner. So when we open it again, we will also call everyone back. This is the business. Yuan deman, smart, had a very good experience in this hotel.

Not only did the hotel take over, but later even the brothers and daughters-in-law took over. "You are not right, yes, I estimate that my brother is gone outside for such a long time. I don't want to hurt you. I'm your uncle. Who will take care of you if I don't take care of you? " Three said five said, one to two, two people hooked up together. Yuan deman also advised her that you are doing the right thing. When the Qing Dynasty was founded, sourdrang dowager sat in a temple for the country and Shunzhi.

Married my brother-in-law, Regent Dourgen, and the Qing Dynasty lasted for three hundred years. Speaking of which, you mean the same thing to me today. My brother and daughter-in-law are very moved. I didn't expect that it would have such great political significance for me to rely on my uncle. At first, the two were still sneaking around and hiding, but later, according to their own cutting, this came. Guys, who dares to say anything else? Who asked you this at dinner? These two people are like a couple, commensurate with each other.

Today, Yuan Deman came out from home and looked at the sky outside. Well, he asked Wang Er, the driver at home, to give me a mule cart. I'm going out to meet people and prepare a car. At that time, there were no cars and nothing. The rich have many sedan chairs. Of course, the level of sedan chairs is determined by their status. They were different when they became immortals. There are rules about what color big officials and small officials use and how many people carry them. There are sedan chairs and white ones. Wedding sedan chair, when you get married, take this bonus sedan chair to carry the bride, which means that sitting in a wedding sedan chair means that legally married women should also sit in a sedan chair.

Empress dowager cixi and empress dowager tongzhi were at odds and fought. Many people are afraid that Empress Dowager Cixi will abolish the Tongzhi Empress. The Tongzhi Queen said it was impossible. I was carried in from the Qing Gate in a sedan chair, and I was married by Minmei. Because Cixi is not, Cixi is a concubine, and the queen is very confident in saying this. I was carried in by a sedan chair through the Qing Gate. Later, I said that Yu Qian's daughter-in-law learned crosstalk. Our community is next to this house. When the couple quarrel, the daughter-in-law scolds the house. I came by bus No.937 and took a taxi to Xibianmen. What the hell? That's what I'm saying. Take a sedan chair. This is marriage.

There are funerals, people die at home, funerals, sedan chairs and white sedan chairs. What's the white sedan chair for? That is, family members and wives go to the cemetery to sit in white sedan chairs, but there are regulations in Beijing that only married women can sit in white sedan chairs. It is said that the girl will sit in a white sedan chair at the funeral. Such a net made of moss thread on the top of the white sedan chair shows that there is a girl sitting in this sedan chair. There is also a blue sedan chair called Xiongnu sedan chair. There is a memorial tablet of the deceased in it, which is placed on the head of the coffin. This is the main means of transportation. Besides sedan chairs, there used to be donkey carts, ox carts, horse-drawn carriages and mule carts. At first, donkeys were the main means of transportation in Beijing. Donkeys are kept at home, so you don't need to ride donkeys when you go out. Later, the inner city was not used, and the outer city was still used, including where you said to go out from the intersection. If you go from Chaoyangmen, you need to use it everywhere. Generally, this donkey cart is needed in outer cities. Mule carts and mules were widely used in Beijing in the past. The mule car in Beijing is called Beijing car, and the mule car in Beijing is Beijing car. There are no mule cars outside the Yangtze River. Beijing is the best. There are three people driving a mule cart, one here, one there, one in front and three people. Mules have reins, but they can't be used. There is a bolt under the mule's neck. The reins are usually white or blue, but some people use purple to indicate high status. A vassal, but it was also a gift from the emperor at that time. You can use a purple rein. In the car, see if there is this in this TV series. There is such a semicircle in the car, and there are windows for people and mules.

This mule car has its own uses, it is rented from outside, and there is a stop. The station entrance is like a bus, which is waiting for zhushikou every day. Come on, have a big position, have a big position, have a big position, get on the bus and get together. Pull the cart. This is a mule cart. Some people have it at home. And this goat cart is pulled by a little goat, and it is for my own family to play. With money at home, I can make a car, and two sheep pull their children to play at the door, that's all. Oxcart, used to curse in Beijing. Get in the car. This is not a good word. There used to be this nursery in Beijing, but now it looks like a charity. What place? No one cares about the born child. Baby, he cares about this body. A square hole was dug in the wall at the entrance of the nursery, and someone was holding the child. A bell rang to send the child in, and someone inside took the child in without talking to each other. Every morning at five o'clock, the ox cart comes out. There is a square box on the cart and a hole in the back for children. These four words are called down-to-earth and being kind to others. Generally speaking, this child is illegitimate in many ways, and it is shameful to be born. Strangle, strangle, throw away, they pick it up. What can be saved is saved, and what cannot be saved is buried. Beijing used to scold you for getting on the bus, which was not a good word. These are the main means of transportation. There is also a heavy rain, and the streets are full of water. People are carrying people, people are carrying people. I can't get through here. Bring it here. You give it to me. Come down, grandson. It's too far. You can play here and take it there, so that you won't get your shoes wet. You can't get your shoes wet on your back. Others recite happily. Wow, it's really safe. I will reward you later. Knock, it's in the water, right here.