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Where does Shao Dong rank in the country?
Ranked tenth: Northeast dialect
Northeast dialect can be said to be the dialect with the closest pronunciation to Mandarin.
And with the popularity of Zhao Benshan and other sketch actors, it can be said that it is a household name. No matter old people or children, they can shout out a few words. The northeast dialect can reflect the bold and unconstrained character of the northeast people from the pronunciation, which is easy to be accepted by everyone. However, because there are many branches of Northeast Dialect, such as Dalian Dialect and Shenyang Dialect, the most standard Northeast Dialect is still in Chaoyang area of Tieling, and some words in Northeast Dialect are still difficult for foreigners to understand, but such words have not been used in Northeast Dialect for a long time.
Therefore, Northeast dialect ranks tenth among the top ten difficult dialects, with an index of 2 and an index of 9.
Ranked ninth: Tianjin dialect
Tianjin dialect can be said to have the humor of Tianjin people in its bones.
Tianjin dialect is often used in crosstalk art to achieve better funny effect. There are basically no incomprehensible words in Tianjin dialect, but because the pronunciation and tone of Tianjin dialect are very different from that of Mandarin, it is still incomprehensible if you speak too fast.
Therefore, Tianjin dialect ranks ninth among the top ten difficult dialects, with an index of 3 and a catchy index of 7.
Ranked eighth: Shandong dialect
The pronunciation of the city dialect in Shandong Jiaodong Peninsula is quite close to that of Dalian dialect in the northeast.
Most people can understand it, but if you go to inland cities such as Weifang, the local dialect will be a little obscure. Shandong dialect always makes people feel very rustic with its unique pronunciation, but after listening for a long time, they will feel that the profound cultural heritage of Qilu is reflected through this strong Shandong flavor. Don't forget that Confucius and Mencius also spoke Shandong dialect in those days!
The incomprehensible index of Shandong dialect is 4 and the catchy index is 7.
Seventh: Sichuan dialect
Sichuan dialect has a great influence in southwest China.
It belongs to a branch of Southwest Mandarin, a northern dialect of Chinese. It has great consistency with Mandarin in pronunciation, vocabulary and grammar, but it also has its own different characteristics, among which the biggest difference is pronunciation. The phonetic system of Sichuan dialect * * * has 20 initials, 36 finals and 4 tones, and there are also vowel inflections. Because Sichuan has a large population and many people go out to work, many people are familiar with Sichuan dialect.
Sichuan dialect does not understand the index 5, and the catchy index 6.
Ranked sixth: Changsha dialect
Changsha is the capital of Hunan.
It is the political, economic and cultural center of the province, with a large population and convenient transportation. Therefore, Changsha dialect has been influenced by northern dialects since ancient times, and its distance from Mandarin is relatively small. The user population accounts for about 5% of the total population of Han nationality, so it occupies an important position in Chinese dialects. Hunan is a great place, and A Dream of Red Mansions reveals a clear context of Hunan dialect.
Therefore, Changsha dialect, as the representative of Hunan dialect, ranks seventh with obscure index 6 and catchy index 6.
Ranked fifth: Shaanxi dialect
Shaanxi is one of the cradles of ancient culture in China.
Shaanxi dialect is unique and profound. From these dialects, we can not only get a glimpse of the development track of China ancient culture, but also appreciate the true feelings that modern people can't express. Due to the geographical characteristics of Shaanxi, the east and west are narrow and the north and south are long, and dialects and dialects vary greatly from place to place. Even the same sentence has different content and meaning because of different pronunciation and speed of speech. The incomprehensible index of Shaanxi dialect is 6.5, and the catchy index is 6.
Ranked fourth: Shanghai dialect
Shanghai dialect is a bit like Hangzhou dialect and Ningbo dialect in Zhejiang.
Shanghai dialect is difficult to understand with an index of 7.5,
The catchy index is 6.
Ranked third: Suzhou dialect
Suzhou dialect embodies a strong ancient meaning and bookish spirit. Suzhou people say "no" is "blessing",
The modal particles at the end of the sentence use "zai" instead of "le", which will make people feel intimate when listening to Suzhou dialect. Suzhou dialect has always been called "soft language of Wu Nong", and its biggest feature is "soft", especially for girls. In other dialects belonging to Wu dialect family, equality is not as soft as Suzhou dialect. There is a saying that Suzhou people would rather listen to quarrels than Ningbo people, which fully illustrates the word "soft" in Suzhou dialect. Suzhou dialect does not understand the index 8, and the catchy index 4.
Tied for third place: Minnan dialect
The spread of Minnan dialect is not only in southern Fujian,
It has already surpassed provincial and national boundaries, and the most widely spoken Minnan language in other provinces is Taiwan Province Province. On the island of Taiwan Province Province, except for the Gaoshan minority areas, almost all people use Minnan dialect close to Zhangzhou and Quanzhou dialects. It is estimated that people without language talent may not understand Minnan dialect even if they stay in Fujian all their lives. Minnan dialect is the most complicated and internally different dialect among the seven major Chinese dialects.
The incomprehensible index of Minnan dialect is 9, and the catchy index is 3.
Ranked second: Cantonese
Cantonese is widely used now,
Many people can speak a few simple words of Cantonese, but the reason why I rank second in Cantonese is that Cantonese not only has its own unique pronunciation, but also its own characters. In addition, buses in Guangzhou are reported in Cantonese first and then in Mandarin. Some Cantonese people, including Hong Kong people, don't even know Mandarin, which shows the great difference between Cantonese and Mandarin. Moreover, Cantonese people are very protective of their own dialects, and they will try to use their own dialects whenever possible.
Cantonese comprehension index is 9.5, and catchy index is 3.
Ranked first: Wenzhou dialect
I wonder if you have heard the saying,
It is said that there is nothing to hide, and I am afraid that Wenzhou people will talk nonsense. The nonsense here does not mean insulting Wenzhou people. It is said that War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression Central and Eighth Route Army troops need to contact each other because of confidentiality, and they all send two Wenzhou people to contact each other by telephone or walkie-talkie. However, the intelligence department of Japanese devils will never be able to translate this extremely complicated Wenzhou dialect. It can be said that Wenzhou people at that time, like speakers in American movies, played a considerable role in the victory of the Anti-Japanese War. So lying doesn't mean that Wenzhou people are lying, but that the Japanese can't understand it. Through this, we can understand how difficult Wenzhou dialect is.
Therefore, Wenzhou dialect ranks first among the top ten difficult dialects, with an index of 10 and an index of 1.
Personally, I think the incomprehensible coefficient of our Shaoyang Longhui dialect is absolutely no less than that of Wenzhou dialect.
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