Plot twist jokes

Jokes with plot twists

Jokes with plot twists. In daily life, when we are free, we can read more jokes with plot reversals. Such jokes are dramatic and make us happy. Next, I will take you to learn more about the plot-reversal jokes. Plot twist joke 1

1. In the final exam of the university, everyone encouraged the top student to pass on the answers. After leaving the examination room, everyone asked the top student: Why is there one less person? Can he not know the last question?

The top student calmly replied: He can’t know the first question...

2. A friend bought an outdoor watch. The quality is very good. It didn’t break even if it fell from a cliff. Even if it dies.

3. Girls send lunch boxes to boys every day. After two months... the boy shyly said to the girl: "The lunch boxes are delicious, I..."

Words Before he finished speaking, the girl said: "Really! My brother did that. He has liked you for a long time!"

4. Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, go get his A dog's life."

Zhang Fei galloped forward and pointed his spear at Lu Bu: "Hey, do you know why my elder brother asked me to come?"

Lu Bu looked at him and said, "Come and kill. Mine?" Zhang Fei laughed loudly: "No, no, my elder brother asked me to get yours..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Bu turned around and cursed: "I hate it! Feifei, Don’t think so many people call me Bubu.”

5. My brother has to work late at night and can’t come back, so my sister-in-law and I are the only ones at home. There was thunder that night and I was about to go to bed. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept on the bed. In order to comfort my sister-in-law, I held her in my arms and we slept together until morning.

My brother came back, the door was opened, and he watched my sister-in-law and I sleeping together. So she smiled and said, "My sister is still sensible."

6. "You can use these 200,000 to pay for tuition." She blushed when she heard the CEO's tone that she could not refuse: "Ah No! Although my family is poor, I can't ask for your money!"

"It doesn't matter, just think of it as a loan to you, and you will pay me back when you have money." "Ah... but. I have no money..." "Then sell yourself, huh?" The president raised her chin and smiled evilly.

She couldn't help but be intoxicated and nodded shyly. Then the president sent her to the Northeast to sell ginseng.

7. There is a very powerful person in the world. The owner can petrify all skills. One day, he found his enemy and thought! Ha! I will hurt the person he loves most! So he turned his enemy's wife to stone! The enemy stared at him and said: How dare you petrify your humble wife? ··!?

8. When cutting onions, I always close my eyes, thinking that I won’t shed tears, but I still cried when I cut my hands.

9. I took my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou during the National Day. I asked my son: "Do you like it here?" He said happily: I do. So I sold him to a local trafficker.

10. I have been observing her for a long time in the park. She was sitting there silently, drinking beer by herself, with red eyes as if she was worried. For a moment, all kinds of questions flashed through my mind about this mysterious and beautiful woman. Plot twist joke 2

1. "Mulan, I like you! Let's be together!" "Fuck, you know I'm a woman?!" "Fuck, you are Female?

2. “I would rather tear down ten temples than ruin one marriage!” "This sentence, in essence, is to bully the monk into being honest.

3. "On Double Eleven, all the ugly people are shopping, what about the beautiful ones? "Selling air conditioners!"

4. After stalking and beating the goddess for a month, I finally severely injured the goddess.

5. Let me tell you a story about a smile hiding a knife. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

6. In chemistry class, the teacher asked, what is sodium? There was silence in the audience. What is sodium? Sodium is a magical road to heaven

7. Gradually, I understood a truth, it is often those humble small restaurants where you can get real delicious food.

As for those hotels with gorgeous decorations, exquisite cooking, and considerate service, I simply can't afford them.

8. After many years of marriage, my husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly, saying that her life was too short. When my wife woke up and heard these words, she was moved to tears. Her husband went on to say, I can’t even cover my feet.

9. Don’t look at my usual indifference to you. In fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

10. The most important thing in this life is pursuit and persistence. I worked hard all the way and watched the 200,000 in my hand turn into 5 million, and then from 5 million into more than 10 million. What I want to tell you is: the higher the pixels of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken. Funny jokes

1. The goddess asked me to borrow money and repeatedly promised to pay it back, but I was a little hesitant. She asked: "You don't believe me?"

I told her: "My mother said that the more beautiful a woman is, the less trustworthy she is."

She smiled coldly: "You believe in your mother so much. It seems that your mother is quite ugly."

2. I have no experience chasing girls for the first time, so my brothers gave me some advice and asked me to invite the girl to a movie and ask for a ghost movie. , I made an appointment with the goddess last week, and she agreed. The effect was pretty good, just like what others said.

I buried my head in her arms from the beginning. . .

3. The sister of a female colleague went to work for a summer job and just entered college this year. < /p>

4. "Although the child is not yours, he still has your last name and calls you daddy. Look at Lao Wang next door. This is clearly his biological son, but he can't recognize him or follow him. His last name, is he sadder? ”

After hearing what my wife said, I felt much better.

5. When I got off the bus, it was still raining, so I took out my umbrella. When I saw a lot of people on the platform, I tried to be cool and threw the umbrella down, but the umbrella flew out and the handle of the umbrella remained. I was so embarrassed that there were so many people in my hand. I picked up the umbrella and left without looking back. I only heard laughter behind me. . . ,

6. In the morning, I groped my way out in the thick fog. I saw an old man sitting alone on the roadside. There was a table in front of him. The table was covered with a white cloth and there was a cylinder with signatures inside. So he walked up, picked up the cylinder, shook it into a lottery, and said to the old man: Life is like a fog, where is the road? Can the old man explain it? The old man said: Why are you touching my chopsticks? I'm selling breakfast, why are you using my chopsticks?

7. What is obsessive-compulsive disorder? My wife looked at me in confusion and asked. I took a deep breath of cigarette and replied: Just like I like your sister. "My wife was very happy after hearing this. After a while, she ran over and slapped me. Hey! Did I say something wrong?

8. Dad works in a glass factory and has to wear it when working. Gloves. One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, the cool breeze came. He took out his gloves and put them on, and he was horrified. asked: "Brother, what are you doing? "Oh, get used to it. Wear gloves every time before working. This way you won't cut yourself or leave marks." "The driver's face turned green at the time...