Punctuality joke

The short stories of punctuality and trustworthiness include Shang Yang's firm belief, Kant's story, Ji Bu's Enoch's story, Liu Chuanzhi's story, Zhuge Shounuo's invasion, Liang Fengyi's story and so on.

1, Shang Yang made achievements and built a letter: During the Warring States Period, Shang Yang of Qin State reformed and introduced a new law. He was afraid that people would not trust him, so he put a piece of wood at the south gate of the city wall and posted a notice saying that if someone moved this piece of wood to the north gate, he would be rewarded with twelve taels of gold. Nobody believed it. A strong man moved the wood to the north gate, and Shang Yang promised him twelve taels of gold.

2. Kant once visited a friend and made an appointment. In order not to be late, he set off for a long time, but unfortunately there was a flood on the road and the bridge on the river was washed away. Kant's carriage couldn't cross the river, so he looked for boats everywhere. But I haven't found it for a long time. Seeing that the appointed time was coming, he gave a nearby farmer a lot of money, demolished his house and built a boat to cross the river. In this way, he was not late, nor did he tell anyone about his experience. Kant is a model of punctuality.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Liang Fengyi, the most famous best-selling author in Hong Kong, was invited to give a talk in Peking University. In the morning, after she was invited to visit a shooting base of CCTV, she felt that there was still plenty of time, so she had lunch with the leaders of the base. But there was a traffic jam on the way to Peking University, and I was an hour late.

After the meeting began, the host repeatedly stressed: "Teacher Liang was late because of the traffic jam." However, Liang Fengyi, who took to the podium, felt unforgivable. She said, "Dear students, I sincerely apologize to you! Traffic jams are common in Beijing, but I shouldn't make excuses for myself. I want to calculate the time of traffic jam and make full preparations. If there are 1000 students here, I will waste 1000 hours of production capacity if I am late for one hour, which will affect the mood of 1000 people! I can only hope to get your forgiveness! " Her words not only won warm applause from her classmates, but also won everyone's heartfelt love.

When President Jimmy Carter was governor, he once went on a business trip with a Georgia Commissioner. At seven o'clock in the morning, Carter was already waiting on the plane, only to see the Commissioner running on the runway of Atlanta Air Station in a hurry.

At this point, the plane just taxied onto the runway. Although Carter saw the man, he ordered the pilot to take off on time. "It's a pity that he can't get here on time." He snapped.

Napoleon, an outstanding French politician and strategist, once hosted a banquet for several generals and discussed them after dinner. The generals are late. He ate first, and when they arrived, he had finished eating. He said to them, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for dinner. Now let's start studying things. " He didn't notice the hunger and plight of the generals who were not punctual.

6. Liu Chuanzhi is famous for his "self-discipline" in the industry. Once he went to China Renmin University to give a speech. In order not to be late, he arrived half an hour early and waited in the car outside the meeting room. He got off the bus 10 minutes before the meeting and arrived at the meeting on time.