In the process of taking care of the baby, what have you done that makes you feel funny and helpless because you don't understand?

The experience is: we must raise children scientifically and don't let ignorance hurt ourselves and our children. Especially novice parents, learn more and read more about parenting.

I am an example of ignorance.

I graduated from college in 2007 and gave birth to a boss in July 2008. I was really stupid and didn't know anything. It's embarrassing to think about it now.

1, I definitely can't be alone at my mother-in-law's house. We work in Beijing. After I got pregnant, my mother-in-law kept calling to say that she would go home and take care of you. I am really stupid. I really went home two months early. I am particularly uncomfortable when I am alone with my in-laws, and my husband is not around. I am particularly depressed.

2, I didn't control my weight, gained more than 40 kilograms, and my feet and hands were swollen. The child was born without oxygen. I think it has a lot to do with not controlling weight.

3, the first child must adhere to the natural delivery, because it is an unexpected pregnancy, and I don't remember the time of my last menstruation. Calculate the gestational age according to the B-ultrasound. In my hometown hospital, the doctor said that I should be able to give birth, but I didn't give birth, and I didn't have a stomachache, that is, there was no sign. My anxious mother-in-law asked the doctor to plan it for me, and now she is very angry. I remember I had the operation at noon 12. I was lying in the operating room, and two doctors were chatting. "I'm starving. You said that this family is going to have surgery at this time, and my hands are shaking with hunger. " Damn it, I heard them talking. I want to die. Until now, I blame my mother-in-law. I was born in such a hurry that I didn't inform my parents. The day after tomorrow, I heard that my mother-in-law and her family had gone to take care of the children, leaving me alone in the operating room. It is chilling to think about it.

4. The problem of dressing up. Wearing cotton-padded clothes for children in summer, I don't know what I'm thinking. I'm afraid to think about it now.

5, the child spits milk badly, the child is very scared when spitting milk, and does not think about what caused it, nor does he know what to pay attention to. I was really ignorant at that time.

6. The child sleeps. Every time the child is about to fall asleep, grandma will tease the child. Are you asleep? I didn't sleep and went out to play, and the children didn't sleep well. Grandma was awakened by such a loud noise that the child cried for a while. At that time, I thought grandma was too selfish, because she had to play for her children and delayed their rest.

Every time I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I fall asleep and wake up when I put it down.

7. Superstition. Because it was difficult to bring it when I was a child, my mother-in-law also found a fortune teller to change her name. The fortune teller said it was too early to read eight characters. I am really speechless. . . . The child doesn't get along with his mother.

Finally, we must raise children scientifically, learn more parenting knowledge, and don't let ignorance hurt children and ourselves.

Baba is the most ignorant and ridiculous thing. My baby was born a few days ago and didn't poop for four days. I was so anxious that I almost went to the hospital. On the fourth day, Baba finally came out. More than one. I can describe it with a full back. The whole person is soaked in it, laughing without driving! I am the whole person. I'm so stupid!

I am the father of the child, because my wife gave birth to a daughter, and the whole family was very happy. Of course, being a father is the happiest, and a little lover appears. Then I change her diaper every day. I remember one night, when changing my daughter's diaper, suddenly there was a sound, and a lump of poop flew all over me like a bullet, leaving clothes all over my hands. Suddenly, my wife and I both laughed from ear to ear. I feel a little embarrassed because I have no experience!

Being a mother for the first time, inexperienced, will inevitably be overly nervous, and it is easy to do embarrassing things when you are nervous.

Looking back on this for more than a year, I have done countless embarrassing things:

1. Probe the baby's nasal sounds.

When I first gave birth to a child, everything was very cautious. Sometimes the baby falls asleep at night, breathing lightly and making no movement. I feel nervous and will put my hand on the baby's nose from time to time to see if it is panting.

2. Change the baby's diaper and wear it backwards.

Once again, I changed my baby's diaper at night, because I was afraid that the light would shine on my baby's eyes, and I was particularly sleepy at that time, so I put it on backwards. As a result ... alas, I have to wash the sheets in the morning.

I can't understand my son's urine signal.

When the baby urinates, there is actually a signal. However, the naive new mother can't understand it at all. Once again, she held the baby high to tease him, and her son's mouth suddenly pursed. I'm still thinking. He gave me a boy to pee and wash his face ... (the boy's father laughed wildly)

4. Don't feed regularly.

When the baby is more than two months old, he always cries at night. I feed him as soon as he cries, but he keeps crying every time he eats. I didn't know it was a bad joke until I went to the hospital, but I still cried and fed it. My son is lucky that I didn't break it.

5. Stealing son's complementary food.

Ha ha ha ha, no way. The baby's complementary food is healthy and delicious. I can't help it I ate sandwich seaweed with my baby again. My son cried when he saw that I ate too fast, fearing that he had nothing to eat.

6. going to the baby park is more fun than the children.

The happiest thing is to go to the baby park with children, hahaha, because we can have fun. My son is a little timid and doesn't like to play on swings, but I really want to play, so I took him to play with me. As a result, my son cried and I was given a yellow card warning by the staff.

This is the first time for me to be her mother, and this is the first time for her to be my baby. We have no experience. No matter what we did wrong, I hope we can forgive each other and get along well!

First, Xuanbao's ears are full of breast milk.

The night before I gave birth to Xuanbao's full moon, I was nursing her. I found that there was liquid coming out of Xuanbao's ear, and I was frightened.

How can there be pus coming out of the ear? Does Xuanbao have otitis media? Xuanbao's temperature didn't rise, and he didn't cry. What happened?

I quickly called my husband to come and have a look. He was not sure what was going on, so he had to take Xuanbao to the hospital for examination immediately.

As soon as my husband went out with Xuanbao, I walked back and forth in the room, feeling my heart beating in my throat. How does Xuanbao get otitis media? I don't want to stop at all, my mind is in a mess, and I dare not call my husband to ask about Xuanbao.

Half an hour later, my husband came back with Xuanbao. "What did the doctor say? Is it otitis media? " I can't help asking.

"What otitis media! It's not pus that comes out of the ear, it's breast milk! " Husband said.

It turns out that my breast milk posture is not correct. Xuanbao vomits milk easily, and the breast milk returns to the ear canal and flows out again. Fortunately, it's not otitis media. How to feed it?

No one taught me how to breast-feed, so I had to watch videos online and learn the correct breast-feeding posture. I'm afraid from the bottom of my heart, and I'm a little resistant to breast milk promotion.

Every time I breast-feed Xuanbao in fear, I dare not look at her ears for fear that breast milk will flow out again. I feel that I have a psychological shadow!

Second, there are bubbles on the top of your head, and your hair is dripping with water to hold Xuanbao.

After finally putting Xuanbao to sleep, I went to wash my hair. As soon as I got my hair wet, I heard Xuanbao wake up and she cried. I want to wash my hair as soon as possible before I hug her.

I started rubbing my hair with shampoo, and my head was full of bubbles. I heard Xuan Bao crying. I want to wash my hair clean, but I'm afraid Xuanbao's tears will flow into my ears.

Forget it, I'm covered in bubbles and my hair is dripping, so I'll hug Xuanbao. When Xuanbao saw me, he stopped crying and froze. She's probably never seen me so flustered, so it must be fun.

I picked up Xuanbao, wrapped her hair in a towel and put her to sleep again. When I went to wash my hair again, my hair got knotted …

From that day on, I cut my long hair short because I didn't want to feel embarrassed anymore.

I haven't slept in bed with Xuanbao for nearly a year.

In 20 17, when we rented a house, there was only one bed at home. Xuanbao can't walk yet, and he fell out of bed twice. I think it is too much trouble.

When I'm not around her, when I'm not paying attention, Xuanbao often crawls around the bed. So I decided to buy a thick crawling mat, and my mother and daughter slept on it.

Later, I bought a fence and put the climbing mat in the fence. I put a thick mattress on the crawling mat.

Our mother and daughter slept in the fence for nearly a year, which was safe and warm for Xuanbao. I'm worried too. Xuanbao is playing in the fence. I don't have to worry about whether she will fall or what dangerous goods she will come into contact with when she climbs out.

These things I have experienced are now stories. The children are growing, Ma Bao, and so am I. May our mother and daughter get better and better!

Although I marry late and have children late, I am an inexperienced new baby mother no matter how old I am.

In the middle of the month, the baby farted loudly and in series for a while. I wondered how such a small baby could fart so loudly, and then the baby began to spit milk. So I keep asking my mother if this is normal. Then, because my brother's two babies are several years older than my baby, and neither baby has this problem of farting and spitting, my mother didn't understand, and then I was very worried and asked my mother to take the baby to a doctor for examination. Then the weather was bad, so I didn't go. As it turns out, it is completely normal. For example, spitting milk, many babies will have.

After that, I want to say to the novice mother, ask more questions and read more books when you encounter any questions you don't understand. As long as the baby eats and sleeps normally, he doesn't cry or make trouble. Basically you can rest assured. Don't worry about it.

The funniest thing to think about now is that when the baby is a week old, he is afraid to press the baby and cover it with a quilt. He not only covers his shoulders with a quilt, but also wakes up suddenly when he falls asleep. Whenever he finds that the baby has not changed, he will put his index finger on the baby's nose to check whether he is breathing. Also, I was so sleepy in the middle of the night that I threw the baby under the bed, but I reacted quickly. I was awake at the moment I threw it out and quickly picked it up again.

The most helpless thing is that because a person takes care of the baby and wants to live a normal life, he puts the baby in that wooden bed and opens the kitchen door and toilet door. There is a simple reason.

There are many funny and helpless things in the process of bringing a baby! Actually, after that, I don't want to remember. It's really too difficult!

Speaking of which, I have a deep understanding. Once I burned my daughter's stomach because of my negligence. The child cried badly, and my heart ached to death. I'm afraid to think about it now.

When my son is less than two months old, I hug him every day. Because he likes playing games, he let his son ride around his neck, stuffed with a bottle, and coaxed the children while playing games. As soon as the child was noisy, he paused and continued to play the game. Sometimes children drink too much milk and pee directly on my neck. Alas, it's really helpless and funny to think about it.

The funniest, helpless and scared thing is that when the baby was young, it should be the night after the vaccination, I suddenly had a fever, but I didn't know it. When I was arguing at night, I felt something was wrong, so I held her all night. The next day, it was estimated that the fever had gone down and nothing happened.

I have no fever, so I don't know what the symptoms are. I didn't know the baby had a fever until I said it later. Actually, I'm still a little scared now.

Later, my mother told me that children are the least likely to hide diseases. If the baby has a fever, whether it is a high fever or a low fever, the small hands are dry. If it's normal, the baby's little hands are wet, and I've understood since then.

I hope every baby is healthy. If the baby is not uncomfortable, the mother will not be so worried.