Humorous sentences that attract votes 1

1, as the saying goes, when you are away from home, rely on your friends, dear friends, and give me your precious vote.

Thank you for your support all the time. You have confirmed your eyes. You are the one I love. Please help me vote.

3. Thank you. Please vote for me more.

4. Vote for the boldest and happiest baby!

5. How many people always talk about everything and have nothing to say! How many predestinations have gone from one encounter to one night separation! Cherish the present and vote for me.

6. Vote. Hello, I'm good, too.

Psychologists have found that if more than 90% of what a person says is nonsense, he will be happy. If nonsense is less than 50%, happiness is not enough. In communication, languages with weak purpose are easier to get close to.

So, we are looking for happiness every day. What is happiness? Probably just found someone who is willing to listen to your nonsense and vote for me.

8. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you query the "emoticon source" function on WeChat, 8888888 couples will break up. Do you believe it? The old iron who agreed to help vote.

9. The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is because I am arrogant and indifferent in this second, and I hate my stupid and melodramatic self in the last second. I can't delete anything in order for you to vote.