Classic funny sentences at the end of holidays

The classic jokes at the end of the holiday are as follows:

1, the holiday is over, and I stayed at home for seven days after listening to other people's interesting stories about my going out. This is what interests me most. Alas, it was swollen by mulberry.

The holiday is over. So many things have not been done, so many delicious foods have not been eaten, and the feeling of being disturbed by others is really annoying.

The holiday is over, the work begins, the spirit is tense, the rhythm is adjusted, the life is regular, I go to bed early and get up early, and I am very busy every day. I don't want to rest, my care has been delivered, I am smiling happily and I am working hard. I was counting the votes quickly, and my mouth was crooked. Don't look, just say you.

4, seven days long vacation, lazy food full of congratulations. I was encouraged to go back to work after the holiday. I hope you are refreshed. Although friends are not used to returning to work after a long vacation, laziness at home should not be brought to work.

5, friends, real warriors, dare to face the end of the long vacation, dare to face the pressure of work, although the post-holiday work is a bit boring, but I am optimistic about you. I believe that whether you are on vacation or at work, your mood is excellent and beautiful, your spirit is fruitful and your life is rich.

6. Life is Zen, happiness and peace; Work has Zen and enjoy it. I heard that you came back this holiday and brought back a Zen mind. I wish you all the best from now on.

7, wake up, entangled in the holiday 88, whether you want to work or not, work will never give up, you may not be the smartest, most beautiful, most capable of working, but I wish you the most humorous and indifferent.

8. If you do well in the exam, you will be called gardenia. If you fail in the exam, you will be called the end of the soul; If you have a parent-teacher conference, you will be called a monster hunter; Call the Great Sage back on holiday.

9. The holiday is over, tomorrow is a starting point, a beginning after the New Year, pursuing your dreams and continuing to work hard to realize them.

10, wake up, don't sleep, your holiday is over.