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Since the Tang Priest was recognized as a teacher in Gaolaozhuang, Pig Bajie stopped killing. Vegetarian food such as rice, noodles and vegetables every day makes pig Bajie, who is used to eating meat, very uncomfortable. One day, several Tang Priest apprentices lived in a farmhouse. The pig had no choice but to steal two eggs from the farmer. Although careful, it was discovered by the Monkey King. The Monkey King: You idiot, stealing is against the precepts. Do you know the mistake? Tang Priest: Eating eggs is killing, so it is also a violation. Do you know what happened? Friar Sand: Second brother, eating eggs is easy to get stones, so don't eat them in the future. Pig's eyes lit up and said, Master, I eat eggs just to get stones. There is a hole in my tooth, so I can fill my tooth with stones.