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A joke about four people parachuting by plane

Joke of four people parachuting by plane: Tang priest and his disciples were flying, and suddenly the plane broke down and they needed to parachute. The Tang Priest said, disciples, there are three parachutes now. Whoever can't answer will jump by himself.

Tang Priest asked the Monkey King: How many suns are there in the sky? The Monkey King: 1.

The Tang Priest asked Friar Sand: How many moons are there in the sky? Friar Sand: 1

The Tang Priest asked Bajie: How many stars are there in the sky? Bajie: . Jump down.

Once again, master and apprentice flew, and the plane broke down again. We still have to skydive. Tang Priest said, let's answer the question.

Tang Priest asked the Monkey King: When was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded? The Monkey King: 1949

The Tang Priest asked Friar Sand: How many people died in the War of Liberation? Friar Sand: 2.5 million.

The Tang Priest asked Bajie, What are the names of those 2.5 million people? Bajie: . Jump down.

Once again, the master and apprentice were on the plane, and the plane broke down again, so we still had to skydive. The Tang Priest was about to speak when Pig said, Master, I'd better jump directly. Then I jumped off the plane. .

Tang Priest put his hands together. "Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time. . "