Looking for the shocking lines from The Three Swordsmen

1. Electric shock stinky tofu turtle, gangster, stinky tofu

2. Sedum: Get out, go quickly.

Xuejian: Why?

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Jingtian; I, I am afraid that you will molest me

Xuejian: I am also afraid that you will molest me.

3. I am the eldest lady of the Tang family, I If I leave you at this time, I am a pig woman

4. Chang Yin: Could it be that they were poisoned

Chang Qing: They are not poisoned, their eyes are still black

< p>Xuejian: Then why are you crazy

Maomao: I am protecting my boss

He Biping: I am protecting myself

5 .If it lives in the deep mountains and old forests, has seven heads and six arms, and is violent, how can you let it help me? How can you let it help me... (The way Sedum talks is so funny)

< p>6. Why did you become a potato again?

7. (Speech leaked) Sedum: Little thing, come out quickly

(Look at Chang Qing, Xue Jian, etc.) She is shy, Let me do a trick

(Turns to the Five Poison Beasts) With so many people looking at me, why don’t you give me some face?

Change, change, change

Little Guy, don’t think you’re just going to save me because I’m handsome, you have to have a heart of love and save everyone else

8. When I was a kid, I always tore the clothes my mother made for me. When she hits me, I cry, and she stops hitting me...

9. It turns out that there is Perak Hall under the big three yuan. No wonder I lose money even if I wear red pants

10. She can detoxify and take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato

11. The walkway supports the wall and spits bloodshot

12. Who wants you to repair it? Teeth, you think you are a dentist in white clothes

13. It’s mud, it’s so soft, I can’t even bite tofu, you want to starve me to death

14. Don’t think that if you grow a pair of horns, you are the Bull Demon King

15. Xu Changqing, don’t you think he is very white? His teeth are white, his eyes are white, and his clothes are also white. , even the shoes are white. By the way, everyone in Shushan is actually very white. Now it’s better. You made me so white. I finally stained my clothes. You waved your hand and made them white again. I have turned white

16. I have already called you a sword, but you are still so cheap. If you insist on following me, can you fight me? Let’s wait until you become a human being

17. What kind of sword is that? You didn’t come when you were supposed to come. I can’t beat him now. Come and save me.

18 Jingtian: Why am I fainting again?

Xue Jian : Like a pregnant woman, getting dizzy at every turn

19. Xuejian to Changqing: Marry me, or I can marry you

20. Jingtian: My name is Jing Sky, Sedum's scenery, Sedum's sky

21. Bai Doufu's master: "Non-disciples of the sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower."

Often cross-kneel on the ground: "Please ask the master to expel me from the school."

22. Zhao Gongyan: Do you know how old I am this year?

Jingtian Xuejian didn’t know how much to say

Zhao Gongyan: I am 30 today, didn’t you see it?

Sedum: I didn’t see it, I really didn’t see it (she looks 60 years old...)

23. Xuejian: Ah! ! ! ! Now I suddenly feel that jumping into a well is not a heroic enough death! So now I go back and think of a more heroic way to die, and die another day!

23. Sedum: I swear that if I don’t keep my promise, I won’t be able to marry a wife or have a son... (I can’t marry one, but I can marry two. Sons) It was my wife who gave birth to her, not me haha)

24. Let alone being upright, I can’t even defeat the upright eldest lady of the Tang family. (Tangtangtangtang)

25. Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)

26. Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her involuntarily. (That makes sense)

27. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you. (Touched)

28. Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. (I felt that Hu Jingtian was very powerful when he said this, so I included it.

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29. If the evil thought of the sword becomes an immortal, I am the Evil Sword Immortal. The origin of the Sword Immortal is even more confusing, and who is joining hands with the Evil Sword Immortal)

30. I want to leave you, I don’t want to interfere with you, I don’t want you to be confused because of the obsession with love, I want Give you the freedom to achieve your ideals without worries. (Still touched...)

31. Piggy. . . Caiya. . . (More shocking than 'Ah Qi' and 'Fourteenth Brother' in Fairy Sword One...I'm speechless)

32. The deadline is three hundred days on earth (Qingwei said this with great emotion Momentum, I don’t feel afraid of heavy buildings at all)

33. Today I want to seek justice on behalf of all the men in the world who have no money, no power and no martial arts skills. I won’t kill you. You can take your own life (especially It’s the last two sentences and Chang Qing’s appearance is also very shocking)

34. There is a kind of emotion called love at first sight (Hu Jingtian said this based on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman, but she turned out to be... .)

35. Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but like this, I have absolutely no way to investigate the case (a bit cold humor... haha)

36. Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, I laugh every time I see it... Huo Changqing is definitely the king of bad jokes, Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in the TV series)

37. I want an opponent, an opponent who can really make me draw my sword (that is Chonglou)

38. I am the savior hero (a bit nonsensical, but it reminds me of an action of Sedum in the game: patting his chest, and then raising his thumbs up in a very awesome way.)

1. Let alone being dignified, I can’t even defeat the dignified eldest lady of the Tang family. (Tangtangtangtang)

2. Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)

3. Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her. (That makes sense)

4. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you. (I am so touched)

5. Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. (I felt that Hu Jingtian was very powerful when he said this, so I took it in.)

6. If the evil thoughts are like a sword, I will become an immortal. I am the Evil Sword Immortal. The nameless beginning of heaven and earth. The mother of all things with a name. From today on, you I join hands with the evil thoughts in the world to transcend the six realms and become the strongest in the world (I am even more confused about the origin of the Evil Sword Immortal in the TV series, and who is joining hands with the Evil Sword Immortal)

7. I want to leave you, I don’t want to I am interfering with you. I don’t want you to be confused by the infatuation of love. I want to give you the freedom to achieve your ideals without any worries. (Still touched...)

8. Piggy. . . Caiya. . . (More shocking than 'Ah Qi' and 'Fourteenth Brother' in Fairy Sword One...I'm speechless)

9. The deadline is three hundred days in the human world (Qingwei was very emotional when he said this Momentum, I don’t feel afraid of Chonglou at all, and I feel good about this leader of Shushan)

10. Today I want to represent all the men in the world who have no money, no power and no good martial arts skills to seek justice. I will not kill him. You should end it on your own (especially the last two sentences and Chang Qing's appearance is also very shocking)

11. There is a kind of feeling called love at first sight (Hu Jingtian said this on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman , but she actually is...)

12. Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but in this case, I have no way to investigate the case (a bit of cold humor... haha)< /p>

13. Brother Jing, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, I have to laugh every time I see this... Huo Changqing is definitely the king of bad jokes. Although he is completely different from the image in the game, he may have unexpected effects in the TV series)

14. I want an opponent, one who can really make me draw my sword The opponent (that is Chonglou)

15. I am the savior hero (a bit nonsensical, but it reminds me of an action of Jingtian in the game: patting his chest, and then raising his thumbs in a very awesome way.

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16. Chonglou said, just because you are such a bastard? snort!

I have the most~