A longer humorous joke

Watching jokes or jokes can not only make you happy, but also enliven the atmosphere of the party. Why not? Especially the jokes often used in life. Next, I carefully prepared a long humorous joke for you. Welcome to watch!

A longer humorous joke (popular article)

1. At the weekend, I went to the apartment rented by my girlfriend. She is wearing very thin and revealing pajamas. When she saw me, she explained that the air conditioner was broken. She also suggested that I take a bath to cool off first. I know she's hinting at me. . . So I took her around the electronics store all afternoon and finally bought a new electric fan. Is it cheap?

2. A man came to work with red eyes, and his colleague asked: What happened to your eyes? The man replied:? I was walking in the street yesterday, and a young lady's skirt was blown up by the wind. I kindly helped her pull it down, and she actually punched me in the left eye! ? Colleagues asked again:? What about the right eye? The man replied:? I thought she didn't like pulling the skirt down, so I helped her pull it up again. ?

3. Shu Qi, Karen Mok and Sebrina are drinking in a bar. Chat, chat,

4. Three people have bigger mouths than others. Shu Qi picked up the apples on the table, stuffed them into his mouth and looked at the other two contemptuously.

Karen Mok threw his fist into his mouth without saying a word.

6. A minute later, Sebrina walked out of the bar alone.

7. Brother Xian: This is your clock. Please list the things that come once a month!

8. (Asked the female artist with an embarrassed smile)

9. Brother Xian: Water and electricity bills, telephone bills and bank bills.

10. Brother Xian: dinosaur strength is a kind of welfare ~ ~

1 1. Brother Xian: A friend of mine belongs to a gang, and he has a turtle shell tattooed on his back for fear of being hacked. ...

12. So you can't help touching his head every time you see him?

13. (Female guests finish dancing)

14. Brother Xian: Your dancing is really naked and organized.

15. Brother Xian: See if he has calluses on his hands ... (Ask Shaolin monk)

16.nono: Is it because of practice?

17. Brother Xian: It's because of loneliness at night.

18. Brother Xian: Please hold out your chest! (for female artists)

19 .......

20. On Monday, a man and a woman were late for work at the same time. As a result, the man was deducted from the bonus, but the woman was safe and sound. The male employee was not convinced and ran to ask the female employee: I was punished for being late for oversleeping. You are late, too. Why don't you punish me for oversleeping? ? The female staff member replied.

2 1. My wife and I are both from China, and my wife likes blond children. At last my wife understood. She said that others told her that prenatal education would affect her children, so she looked at pictures of foreign handsome guys every day during her pregnancy. After that, my wife finally gave birth to a son. Looking at his blond hair and blue eyes, I have to think that prenatal education is really important, and my wife's wish has finally come true.

22. surfing the internet at home one night, Wangwang suddenly jumped out of the window and said to me, honey, I'm pregnant? Elder brother suddenly a surprised, the heart says he didn't rush what trouble? Just as he was stunned, the man said: Go to the hospital for examination tomorrow. ? I want to know who you are. Do you want me to accompany you to check? Do you want to correct me? Just thinking, the man said: I can only deliver the goods to you the day after tomorrow? Jordan: Build the motherland and serve the country faithfully. Nepal: The motherland is more precious than the sky. Myanmar: A harmonious and orderly life contains happiness. France: freedom, equality and fraternity. Holland: We must insist on wishing Belgium: Unity is strength. Andorra: If people don't attack me, I won't attack. Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is one person. China China People's Bank.

23. A girl in the dormitory next to the university had a beautiful day in ............, and four people in a dormitory just got together to play mahjong. One day, the lovely girl came to see us in a bloody battle for ten minutes, and finally asked: Who is the landlord?

A longer humorous joke (classic)

1. I've been working overtime recently, and my boss is very concerned about me. Do you want a snack? She said to order takeout for me, and I was busy complaining. I don't need dinner. Let me sleep for a while. The female boss made an annoying remark and walked away with a red face. I was depressed for a long time before I suddenly realized. . .

2.？ Dad, I won't go home during the Dragon Boat Festival. Please bring me some zongzi. ?

3.？ Ok, which one do you want?

4.？ Anything, as long as it can satisfy your own desire. ?

5.？ All right! ?

6. Go back to the dormitory at night, open the mailbox, and find that my father sent a file full of G, with the following message: I don't know which one you like, so I sent you one each.

7. "Use two words to describe you." The photo on your ID card doesn't look like a person. More tactful. The members of the base haven't put on makeup yet and haven't woken up. Isn't it nice to look like a reform-through-labour prisoner? It's a good idea to look at the wrong person. India? People and ghosts have unprecedented ways, and others are supplemented. "

8. roommate:? Zongzi is too expensive. Can you celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in other ways?

9. I:? Of course, you can also go to the river. ...

10. I asked my wife: If you saw Aladdin's magic lamp one day, what would you wish for? The wife said:? I would say, people who are prettier than me deserve to die! ? I have no choice but to say: for a moment, you are the only woman left in the world! ?

1 1. A woman was shopping and happened to see a company selling a new doll. Hmm? It can move its left leg with sound. When ammonia makes a sound, it moves the right leg,

12. She thought it was fun, so she bought one. The puppet ran away from home that night. . .

13. Women in the girl country will get pregnant if they drink river water. What does this mean? It shows that there are a group of hanging springs living in the upper reaches of the river.

14.？ Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? An earthworm said to his companion:? I was not an earthworm before, but a centipede! ! ! ? Its companion was surprised: How is that possible? It's true. ? Earthworms said sadly: Later, I became addicted to online shopping. ? _ _ _ _ _ _ Chop hands! ! !

A longer humorous joke (selected article)

1. On the road, I met a man selling turtle ling ointment. He didn't shout, so he took a calculator and pressed it hard Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero?

2. The unit left a message, and a leader said:? I wish everyone good health. Stop, there is no more words.

3. Girls' psychology is very strange. The more you want to know what she looks like, the less willing she is to give you photos. The more you want to contact her, the less she will give you her mobile phone number; The harder you try to get close to her, the more she deliberately alienates you. . . So don't please girls, learn to be at arm's length. When you ignore her temporarily like Dave, you will find that she has blacked you out.

4. Make a shortest sentence with the boss, the second child, the third child and the fourth child: the fifth child tells the fourth child that the second child of the third child is the boss.

5. "One of my classmates called another friend and the other's grandfather answered. The classmate didn't know what he was thinking, so he spoke.

6. That is: "Grandpa, it's grandma ..." "Suddenly I felt something was wrong and hung up the phone with a bang? "

7. See a mobile phone software called? Improve learning efficiency? I feel fine, I just need it. So download and install, just run, the phone will be black screen can no longer be opened. After two days, I found that the learning efficiency has really improved.

8. On the way to work, I saw someone falling into the water and shouted for help. I said:? I want to save you, but I can't swim. ? He said:? I am Jing m country? Oh? So I bravely rolled up my pants and went to save him.

9. Chat with the barber while having a haircut. He said that the most painful time in his life was when he was an apprentice, giving a haircut to a college student. The classmate sat down and said, "Help me fix it, and then turn on my mobile phone to read a novel." . About ten minutes, I looked up at the mirror, paused for a few seconds, then silently turned off the novel, turned on Taobao, and began to search for keywords: hat man?

10. Some pseudo-scientific rumors are really unbelievable, such as? Smoking can lead to impotence? That's nonsense, hehehehehe, I don't smoke at all.