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Can you recognize the fake faces of 10 men?

Can you recognize the fake faces of 10 men?

This intimate friend, who loves someone, should let him easily shed his disguise and face his true self calmly. Let him know that your love is all inclusive.

George Weinberg, a British psychologist, believes that men are taught from an early age to be strong, not to cry, to protect women, and even not to miss the colorful candy in the candy store on the corner. As a result, they have to disguise themselves according to the requirements of society since childhood.

It seems that there are many real men who are determined and calm, but when one of them becomes his lover or husband, women are surprised to find that he is actually a timid big boy.

1, I don't need you.

Mr w has been a strong man all his life. According to Mrs. W, he is even a little tough. He doesn't even need his wife to accompany him to the doctor. He always walks ahead alone. His wife was on a business trip, and he looked back at him. He always waved impatiently and said, "You go, you go, I'm fine alone." After Mrs. W died of illness, Mr. W suddenly became much older. Two months later, he committed suicide.

Her explanation is:

It is generally believed that women are more vulnerable and dependent. However, a psychological research institute in Japan confirmed that in Japan, men who committed suicide were 1.32 times as many as women who committed suicide, and women recovered from lovelorn or widowed much faster than men.

Men's attitude towards their spouses is often that I don't need you and I will live without you. In fact, however, they are all trying to hide their deep dependence on each other. "Without her, I feel very sad and really shameful!" That's what men think.

Let's be inseparable.

"Does he really love me? But it seems that he loves every girlfriend like this. " Xiao Wu was very confused recently, and accidentally learned that her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend also thought he was clingy. My boyfriend wants to do everything alone with her. Even if I go to work overtime on Sunday, my boyfriend will wait in the coffee shop downstairs. Xiao Wu felt very sweet at first, but gradually he felt dull and suffocated.

Her explanation is:

Some men will give up "I don't need you" and go to the other extreme-want to be inseparable from you. This kind of camouflage usually appears in the stage of love or wedding. If you think he really loves you so much, it is wrong not to want to part for a moment. In fact, such a man is very possessive in love. He wants you to be in your sight forever, not because of missing you, but because he is afraid that he doesn't know what he is doing.

I am strong, and I don't care if you recognize my strength.

In ECHO's impression, Mr. Wang has always been confident in bed. Every time he finished speaking, he asked ECHO to talk about his feelings. ECHO sometimes hesitates what to say, because her feelings are really ordinary. At this time, Mr. Wang opened his eyes wide and said, isn't it good? Why do I feel so good every time? It gets better every time. Mr. Wang has always scoffed at ECHO's frequent complaints that sex is not long enough and frequent enough. ECHO thinks that Mr. Wang is too conceited and doesn't care what he says, so he makes more and more jokes about Mr. Wang's sexual ability. Mr. Wang's attitude is still tough, but ML's enthusiasm is getting smaller and smaller.

Her explanation is:

Almost no man in the world is satisfied with his sexual ability, just as no woman is completely satisfied with her appearance. However, a man, even ED, will never admit that he can't do it. "The weather is wrong", "My wife is not gentle" and so on. Getting him to admit that "I can't do it" is a deadly thing.

Although he always pretends not to care, women had better understand that in bed, men care about women's feelings, and women's praise is almost all the motivation for his efforts.

4. I am an expert

"Never laugh at your boyfriend as a virgin, even if it's just a joke." LILY will always remember the immature behavior of her boyfriend when she was intimate for the first time. After their relationship escalated, Lily joked that her husband was a virgin. He blushed and argued with her that Lily was a rookie. A few months later, my husband cheated on me. The reason is that he wants to accumulate more experience and doesn't want to be looked down upon by Lily.

Her explanation is:

Another disguise of men in sex is that I am an expert. Men over the age of 20 are ashamed to admit that they are virgins, and even brag about how many women they have slept with and how many N-hour marathons they have fought in front of same-sex friends. Even if he only slept with one woman before you, he will show that he has a plan, knows how women feel and tells you what to do. Therefore, at this time, you must not laugh at his naivety, but listen to his instructions.

My friends are all over the world.

"On the rest day, if his cell phone doesn't ring all day, he will feel that his life is a failure"; "Friends eat together, and he likes to answer the phone. Even if it doesn't matter, he has to look dignified and go to the side to answer, giving people a busy impression. " Lulu hates Mr. Wang's grandiose little vanity. Ask her friends around her. It seems that everyone's husband pretends to be a social expert in vain.

Her explanation is:

In the era of pager, a joke that has been circulating for a long time is that a male citizen's pager never rings, so he secretly pages himself with the office phone every day. Hearing the beep of the pager, I solemnly picked it up and read it. Sometimes I tell others that it's really annoying, and someone wants to drink at night. Men like to pretend to be social experts, because when they grow up, their father's image is usually busy outside, coming home late every day, and smelling of alcohol and tobacco. Making friends is a sign of successful men, so they often dress up as sociable to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Just smile at this time, why expose him.

6. I have depth and I have connotation.

"Just having sex with a woman, what is there to say? We should be as embarrassed as Jay Chou, and don't learn from Wang Leehom to be a quality idol. " This is the declaration of the new generation of boys in a forum.

Her explanation is:

Among the younger generation of boys, pretending to be deep may be a popular disguise. They often dress themselves up as "everyone is drunk and I wake up alone". It seems that every day 12 hours is spent in thinking, even when everyone tells jokes, he doesn't laugh. In this way, boys used to be described as cool, but now they are described as dragging and the opposite sex is excellent. They are girls and nurses.

However, if a woman is lucky enough to develop further with him, she will find that his mind is blank when he is thinking. He doesn't want to talk because he is lazy. His so-called thinking about life is actually just what he ate for dinner today. This is just a growth stage of his life!

7. Pretend to be humorous and agree casually

"Will you buy a house next year?" "No problem." "Eleven, get a marriage certificate." "Very good." That's how Vivian's boyfriend casually said his promise. Even if Vivian said, I want the star on the horizon, he would not hesitate to say, I picked it for you. However, if you ask afterwards, hey, didn't you agree? Why don't you do this? He would pretend to be naive and say, "Ah, so you are serious. I thought you were joking. " Wei Wei thinks her boyfriend is so hypocritical, but he says, I say this to make you happy.

Her explanation is:

When men and women get along, what men fear most is not being dumped, but quarreling. Because they really can't cope with women's angry words and thoughts. Commitment is unbearable for men, but women seem to be "commitment fanatics". If they don't agree, they will be detained with "Are you still like a man?" . So the man disguised himself as "very humorous" and kept promising women that all he could think about was how to escape. In the face of such men, if women are not strong enough or are not ready to get along with them, it is best to avoid them.

8. Tough guys can only do things but not talk.

Salina's husband is a silent man, and his theory is that talkative people are unreliable. Even at the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked him if he could take care of the bride all his life, but he always answered with silence, which made everyone very embarrassed. Salina was unhappy about it, but he didn't care. "I love you for ten thousand years, do you believe me? A literary cavity! " He said Salina was unrealistic and naive. It's just that as we spent more and more time together, Salina found that he actually had requirements for responsibilities and obligations in his heart, and he didn't promise or break his promise as he was worried at first.

Her explanation is:

Commitment is a man's yoke. Psychologists believe that men can never get rid of masculinity in essence. They need maternal love more than sex and yearn for freedom more than success. "A word spoken by a gentleman is a lost cause" is the education given to them by society. As soon as the words are spoken, they must be realized, but who can predict the variables? So they would rather kill than say anything. A man may only make a solemn promise once or twice in his life, and this once or twice is enough for them. "What I did was, why should I promise you?" In fact, there is another voice in my heart saying, "What if I can't do it?" .

Compared with men who pretend to be humorous, men who pretend to be tough guys are more sensitive, fragile and have a stronger sense of responsibility. Therefore, a woman who wants to live a real life is best suited to accompany her for life. I have to admit, they are not as popular with women as those men who pretend to be humorous.

9. Never admit your mistake.

"He is so strange. Usually everyone jokes together, and when there is no big right or wrong, he always says I am wrong. When he really did something wrong, his mouth was as hard as iron. No matter how hard you try, he just won't admit his mistake. Even when there is no argument, I will lie and say that I am right anyway. " CANDY looked disgusted when she said this. Indeed, she dislikes Mr. Wang's unreasonable attitude very much. "He admits his mistake, and I won't feel superior to him. On the contrary, he never admits his mistake. I think he has gone too far. "

Her explanation is:

Men really feel inferior once they admit their mistakes. Especially in front of his wife. They are very afraid of degrading their family status by doing something wrong. Because men have no confidence in their family status. "Does my wife love me because of worship?" And "am I a successful father in the eyes of children?" Is a problem that has been bothering them. Fear of losing authority makes men like to be loyal and never make mistakes, whether at home or in social activities. This is really maddening, but women don't have to be afraid, because there is another explanation in their hearts: "I will correct it later, why do I have to say it?"

10, I am a man. Who am I afraid of?

At first, my boyfriend took Alai to watch horror movies together. After reading it, he asked Loy if he was afraid. Loy was born with a big nerve, so he said he was not afraid. The boyfriend looked disappointed. "Are you afraid?" Loy asked. "What's terrible? I am a man! " Boyfriend's answer is very iron, so watching horror movies has become a typical dish for their love. Once after marriage, my mother-in-law suddenly talked about her boyfriend's quirks before marriage. "He is so strange. Every time I go out to see a movie with you and go home, he always sleeps with the light on. " Loy suddenly realized that he would never take him to see a horror movie again.

Her explanation is:

There is no data to prove that men are braver than women, but men are required to be born brave. The girl was scared to cry by the pet dog next door. The adult said, don't cry, lovely little princess. If a boy is scared to cry, adults will shout. You are a man, but you can't be a coward. In a primary school, a group of boys jumped off a high wall, and those who dared not jump were put on shame hats.

Therefore, men know from the beginning that even if they are born timid, they should pretend to be bold, otherwise they will not only be looked down upon by everyone, but also may not find a wife. In fact, deep down, he really wants someone to take off their disguise and say it out loud. Actually, I'm scared, too.