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What interesting/unforgettable things have you encountered on the train?
I remember that an embarrassing thing I encountered while riding a train was that I fell asleep on the train. I didn’t even know when the train was arriving, but the guy who bought my seat woke me up, and the two of us woke up. Everyone looked at the train ticket and realized that I had arrived at the station. Fortunately, the train did not leave at that time, otherwise I would have to go to the next station to return, and if I missed it, I would take another train.
That year I went to Kunshan to work on a construction site. Because I was very tired from working every day, I bought a ticket from Kunshan Station to transfer to Shanghai South Railway Station, and then from Shanghai to Kunming. Since I didn’t want to leave the station, I stopped in Kunshan. I also picked up the ticket to Kunming, so that I don’t have to go to Shanghai South Railway Station to pick up the ticket and waste time. As long as the train is not delayed, I still have time to rest in Shanghai.
I rested as soon as I got on the train and then fell asleep. I was so sleepy there that I didn’t wake up when the train passed by Shanghai South Station. When I was in a daze, I heard a young man say, wake up, this seat is mine! I was also very surprised at that time. There were many new faces on the train, and it felt like there were more people on the train! Didn't I say that I had the wrong seat? Did you see it wrong? Why don't you take out the tickets and take a look? We all had the same ticket and seat number, but I didn’t even realize it when the young man said this was Shanghai South Railway Station.
I suddenly realized that I didn’t know it when I arrived at the station. I said sorry, I was so sleepy that I didn't realize it was time to get off the bus. I quickly picked up my luggage and walked to the exit, worried that the train would leave. Not long after I ran to the exit, the train actually arrived. I felt that I was in a hurry at the time, mainly because I had already purchased the train from Shanghai South. If you take the train to Kunming and return from the next station, you will not be able to catch the train ticket to Kunming.
This was the most embarrassing journey I have ever had on a train. I was lucky that I didn’t miss the next train. Although it happened several years ago, if I get off at a station I pass by now, I will take my luggage and wait at the exit in advance so that I will not miss the station.
There is a saying that goes well. When you travel, you can meet all kinds of people and all kinds of strange things, which will make you unforgettable. In 2012, I went to Dalian and met a very interesting person on the train. Even now, when I think about his virtue, I still find it ridiculous.
I got on the train at Qiqihar Railway Station. Because I got off the sleeper berth, I quickly found my seat and took a look at the upper berth. There was no one on the upper berth. After I settled in, I browsed through my favorite content on my phone. At this time, the car was about to start. A man about the same age as me hurried over. As he walked, he said that it was good to catch up. Then, he stuffed his luggage under my bed and took out a bag. I took out some food from my convenience pocket, including ham, bread, instant noodles, cucumbers, persimmons, and a small bottle of wine. Anyway, I had everything. I saw it in my eyes and thought: Oh my god, this man is really good at eating. Can he eat it? When I was wondering, he started to eat at the small table opposite. He first took a sip of wine, then ham sausage, one bite after another, and devoured it very deliciously. Looking at the way he was eating, I felt that he had not eaten for several days. Like eating. I don’t know how long it took, but I heard him eating noodles and thought, well, he’s finally done eating. I took a peek in his pocket and saw, okay, there’s nothing left. He can really eat it. After finishing his meal, he took out a bottle of water and drank it in one go. Then I climbed onto the opposite second-floor bunk and lay down. After a while, I snored loudly and fell asleep loudly, which made my head grow bigger. I thought to myself, this man is really easy to serve. He is well fed and slept well. He was talking in his sleep for a while, and he didn't know what he was talking about. He was also laughing from time to time, and his saliva was drooling. I took a look and thought, OK, I still think about food when I go to bed. I am really a foodie.
He slept soundly that night. When he got up the next morning, the first thing he did was wash up and then start eating. There are all kinds of food. Oh my gosh, this trip has opened my eyes and allowed me to see how a person eats and sleeps. It’s really a worthwhile trip.
I have only taken a train once in my life, maybe because it was only once, it was particularly unforgettable.
This was when I was a sophomore in college. Before October 1, the school just gave me a scholarship. The moment I got the money, what I thought most about was what to do with the money. I thought about the National Day holiday soon. Unfortunately, I have never taken a train, so I plan to take a bus back home.
When we took the bus to the train station, we went with two other classmates in the same room. They were going to take the train north to Wuhan. One of them was a local. When we got to the train station, it was already evening. . We went to the ticket gate to buy tickets. All the tickets for the day were sold out. We could only buy tickets for the next day. After buying the tickets, we had nowhere to go. Fortunately, a classmate from the local area asked us to spend the night at her house because there were I could go to my classmates' house, so my train trip didn't have too many twists and turns.
The next day, we got on the fire smoothly. I took the express train, and the environment on the train was nice. There were not many people on the train, and many seats were not filled. The person sitting opposite me was a young man in a suit and leather shoes.
As soon as I got in the car, I looked at the landscape outside the window. Although it was an ordinary and familiar southern landscape, I still looked at it intently.
When we arrived at Qixingyan, the young man sitting opposite me couldn't help but sigh when he saw the wonder of Qixingyan.
After some communication, I found out that this was his first time here and that he was from the north. He said: They are open and flat everywhere, unlike here, where mountains are everywhere.
When he saw some peasant women in the distance carrying children and carrying dung loads on the rugged mountain road, he said: "The survival ability of people in the south is really beyond his imagination." < /p>
Living in a mountainous area, I am used to seeing these things. I have even seen some women carrying one on their back and one in their belly to carry out farm work in order to survive. It is not uncommon for this to happen.
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It has been more than ten years since I took the train this time, but the young man’s emotions are still clear. Perhaps what I remember is: “Human potential is unlimited. Different environments will stimulate your different survival potential. ”
During the winter vacation of my freshman year, I took the train home with several fellow students. When the car arrived in Zhouzhou, it encountered a tunnel collapse and had to wait for seven or eight hours. The carriage was full of college students, and everyone was passing the time by playing games. I didn’t find anyone complaining and everyone was having a good time. I'm not worried at all. Anyway, there are seniors and sisters, and if the sky falls, there will be tall people to hold it up.
The train returned to Chongqing and back to school. Originally I was going home via Hubei, but now I had to divert to Guizhou, and I had to change trains from Guiyang and Huaihua. After returning to Chongqing, my wisdom teeth began to grow, and my gums became swollen and painful. The pain was really life-threatening. It was already the third day when we arrived in Guiyang. I couldn't sleep the first two nights, couldn't eat, and was on the verge of collapse. It was night when we arrived in Guiyang, and everyone was very tired. In order to have a good rest, we booked a room each. My toothache was severe, so I distracted myself by watching TV. I fell asleep at some point, and woke up the next day to find that the TV had been on all night.
It is already the sixth day since I arrived home from Huaihua. My family members were frightened when they saw that I had not been home for so long, for fear that something might happen to me. The moment I saw my parents, I was so ignorant that I cried aggrievedly. My mother also cried with distress. I was already very thin, but I lost several pounds along the way.
My pain came from the toothache, not the train journey. My seniors and sisters have given me meticulous care, and I would like to express my special thanks to them!
What was a bit regretful at that time was that the vacation, which was not long in the first place, was consumed by six days on the road. But looking back now, I feel that it was a wonderful and happy time.
Trains take people to all directions. Whether you are going home, traveling, or working, sitting on the train is an unforgettable trip.
The meaning of travel is to meet, meet people, meet scenery, meet life, and meet yourself.
An unexpected thing happened during my trip to Guilin.
On the morning of the return trip, I suddenly discovered that the travel agency had booked the wrong train tickets for my husband and me. We were helpless. They contacted the relevant leaders of the station to help us arrange parking spaces. Therefore, it was our first time at the train stop. It took a few minutes to find the conductor and negotiate quickly. During these tense minutes, I noticed a beautiful girl next to me from the corner of my eye. She seemed to be talking to the conductor. She had no intention of listening. Once the matter was settled, she left immediately and packed up. I quickly went straight to the carriage where my husband was. After we made all arrangements, we were lying on the bed leisurely to rest. A light that seemed familiar to me passed by. I looked up and looked into those beautiful big eyes. It turned out to be her. , the girl who was discussing seats with the captain just now, we looked at each other, smiled, and greeted each other, she was on the upper berth and I was on the lower berth.
This train trip was really an unexpected incident and a chance encounter, which is unforgettable.
In the summer of 36, I experienced the feeling of being suffocated to death on a fire.
Once I was on a long trip by train. After driving for four hours, the car suddenly stopped halfway. I heard that it was a malfunction, and then the air conditioner stopped.
It was around 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it was 36 degrees outside. It was the hottest time of the day. Without the air conditioner, the air conditioning inside was slowly exhausted, and the temperature in the carriage gradually rose. More than a hundred people were steaming in the carriage.
At first, everyone was just wondering why the train stopped and when it would be repaired. It was quite quiet in the carriage. People were cracking melon seeds and eating spicy strips...
Ten minutes later, some people began to complain irritably, sweating profusely, and kept drinking water.
Within half an hour, the child started to cry, and the adults were basically yelling, yelling, scolding, and taking it out on the conductor.
An hour later, someone was already trying to smash the train window, asking the conductor to open the door and let everyone get off and wait. They were really about to be suffocated inside, and they looked like someone who had just come out of the water, with all their clothes on. Can wring out water.
Within an hour and a half, people started suffering from heatstroke one after another.
After two hours, I was almost exhausted. The car finally moved and the air conditioner was turned on. The first thing I felt was that the air conditioner was so happy!
In the summer, I spent two hours in the sauna on the train. The feeling of suffocation was unforgettable.
A friend of mine returned to Zhuzhou from Shaoyang. That night, he drank some liquor when he got on the bus. He tried not to let himself fall asleep along the way. He stopped at Xiangtan for too long and ended up falling asleep. When he found that the train was starting again, he woke up in his sleep. It was too late to get off the train. The train had gradually left Zhuzhou Railway Station. Immediately ask the beautiful conductor if I can park at Liling Station in front of you? , As a result, this train did not stop at Liling, Pingxiang and other stations. It had to stop at Jiangxi Yingtan Station at around 1 o'clock in the middle of the night. A wave of annoyance rushed to the top of his head, and he slapped his forehead with his hand. He originally arrived in Zhuzhou around 11 o'clock, but suddenly arrived in Yingtan.
The beautiful conductor, seeing the annoyed look of the passengers, immediately stepped forward to inquire and verify the situation, and promptly reported the situation to the conductor on duty. After a while, the conductor came over, looked at my friend’s ticket, and The beautiful conductor filled in the driving record sheet and signed it, and said, "Wait until Yingtan, I will take you down, you sit here first." There is no way! My buddy has been sitting patiently in his original position, secretly thinking about whether he should pay for the bus ticket from Zhuzhou to Yingtan? Is there a ticket from Yingtan to Zhuzhou? At around 1 o'clock in the morning, the train conductor came over, took my friend down, and explained the situation to the staff on duty at Yingtan Station. The staff on duty at Yingtan Station took my friend to the duty room. When the next train came, he sent my friend on the train and returned to Zhuzhou. The train bound for Zhuzhou came over at about 3 o'clock, and the station staff saw my friend off. Unexpectedly, this train did not stop at Zhuzhou Station, so I had to get off at Liling early. At dawn, I got off at Liling. When I left the station, I was stopped by the ticket inspector. My friend explained the situation to him, and the ticket inspector asked him to He took out the certificate and found out that my friend had forgotten to ask the conductor at Yingtan Station to sign the trip record sheet, so he had to pay for the ticket for the journey from Yingtan to Liling. I'm lucky that I wasn't treated as a stowaway. By the time we got back to Zhuzhou, it was already 11 o'clock in the morning, and we hadn't slept much all night.
Whether it is an ordinary train or a high-speed train, when passengers pass a station, they should promptly explain the situation to the conductor and conductor.
Seek help from the conductor in a timely manner, and the conductor will fill in and sign the passenger record. Generally, the conductor will take the passengers to get off at the next station and hand the passenger record to the staff on the platform. The staff at the station will arrange for the passengers to board the return train for free. For ordinary trains or high-speed trains, remember to provide written documentation proving that you have passed the station. Otherwise, the ticket inspection staff will ask you to replace the ticket when you leave the station.
I met a passenger who went out. After getting off the bus, he found that he was back in the city where he lived. It turned out that the bus was in the opposite direction. I named my answer: Green light all the way!
I was working in Beijing in the winter of 2012. Since I arrived in the capital, I always wanted to go out to Tiananmen Square. It's just that part-time work is not that casual, so I have to wait for the day off work. The day finally came -
On the first day off work, I was so excited that I prepared to go, lest I waste precious time. That day, I was accompanied by three people: De Ming, Sheng Qing, and Zhan Zhong. I ran to the bus at six in the morning. We saw from afar that the car was about to leave, so the four of us hurriedly hurried and finally got on the car. I feel like it's quite timely, and this bus has green lights at several intersections in a row. Do you think it's okay?
But here’s the problem, did you bring your birth certificate when you asked questions? It happened that I was the only one who forgot about it. I was so anxious that I started to sweat. My friends laughed at me because I had prepared everything blindly. Sheng Qing said: I just happened to be standing guard with the police in the square. We'll tell you about the new stuff we saw when we come back. Would you say it's annoying?
Deming said that he might be lucky enough to pass the test today.
Oh, I wish!
It took about an hour to arrive at the square, and I was ready to "stand guard." Unexpectedly, the police said that as long as one of the four of us has an ID card, it will be fine. Hey, passed! Hahaha!
I am so excited to come to Beijing to visit "Grandpa Mao" and my feelings cannot be expressed in words. Finally, I paid my respects to the remains of the great leader Chairman Mao. And presented a white chrysanthemum to express our deep remembrance.
After walking out of the solemn Memorial Hall, the four of us had different opinions on the way to the Palace Museum. After all, it is not easy for migrant workers to make money, and it is even more difficult to spend money. There was a fee, and my wife was forty at the time. In the peak season, spring and autumn, it can reach as high as eighty. Finally, we reached an agreement: first go to the Meridian Gate to see the situation. When we got there, we were targeted by a ticket dealer. Seeing that the four of us looked inappropriate for our age, he gave us four tickets at half the price for senior citizens, and the deal was settled by "carding" at the door——
It turns out that Zhanzhong and I don’t look like we are sixty years old, so our previous “efforts” were in vain. Fortunately, the ticket seller didn't renege on the bill and gave us an "advance payment" and let us in at the regular price. It’s true that “good things come in many ways.”
Go in and take a look: it’s money well spent! The inner palace of the palace allows ordinary people to get involved in the old society without even thinking about it. Today was so worth it. We enjoyed our visit for four hours and were finally satisfied with our trip.
When the passengers got on the bus on the way back, there was an old man who was almost eighty years old. As soon as he got on the bus, he lost his footing and fell at my feet. I hurriedly helped the old man up and asked him to sit in my seat, standing next to him. I heard a voice calling from behind: "Uncle, please sit here!"
I turned around and saw three middle school-looking girls standing up and offering their seats to me. My heart suddenly warmed up. He thanked them profusely and asked them to sit down. I was quite excited until I reached the dormitory. This society is so beautiful. It turns out that the shadows in our hearts are blocking the sunshine! What I experienced that day was not only the green light, but also the warmth of people's hearts. He was like a beautiful and beautiful person that I will never forget.
There are many experiences in life that felt sad and miserable at the time, but many years later, it is just a story. Let me share a tragic story that happened to me in the waiting hall of Xuzhou Railway Station many years ago.
When I was young, I liked to make friends. At that time, the main way to make friends was to have dinner and drinks. I remember that fifteen years ago, I went to Xuzhou for a few days and then prepared to continue my trip south. When I got on the bus at ten o'clock in the evening, my friends from Xuzhou prepared a sumptuous dinner for me to see off. I drank liquor first, and then drank beer after the liquor. In short, I drank a lot, but I was not drunk at the time.
My friends dropped me off at the train station and then went back. I carried my bag to the waiting room alone, and fell asleep soon... When I woke up, a tragic story happened!
Slept so soundly! When I woke up, it was already twelve o'clock at night.
The ten o'clock train has left early! what to do? Just buy another ticket. When I lowered my head to put on my shoes, I found that they were gone! Those are newly bought leather shoes. I turned around to get my bag, but it was gone too! I quickly touched my phone, but it was gone! Only my watch was still in my hand, and fortunately my train ticket and ID card were still in my jacket pocket.
Report the crime quickly. The police on duty at the railway police station will symbolically register and leave your phone number and other information. This kind of thing is commonplace to them. If you can't leave, find a familiar hotel to stay in and then call your friends. When I walked out of the station barefoot, it was still raining outside! Fortunately, there are taxis. He waved a car over, got in the car and drove towards the hotel.
On the way, the driver heard my tragic experience and actually pulled me downstairs of his house. He went upstairs and brought down a pair of shoes that his son didn’t wear. Although they were two sizes larger than mine, It really moved me to tears! To be honest, there were not many good drivers at the train station in those days, but I met a good driver, and he even took me to the hotel without confiscating the fare. I wrote down the driver’s phone number, and I will make sure to treat him well next time I come to Xuzhou.
When we arrived at the hotel, we checked in first because we were familiar with it. I called my friend early the next morning and told my story, and my friend quickly sent me money. My generous Xuzhou friends not only did not sympathize with me, but instead treated this as a joke. Naturally, there was another gimmick for drinking, which was euphemistically called: suppressing the shock!
I didn’t go to the south anymore. I quickly took the car back home. I reported the loss of my bank card and replaced it with my mobile phone. As soon as my mobile phone card was activated, I received calls from several friends in Xuzhou. I joked with them first and then comforted them. Fan. In short, next time I go to Xuzhou, I will have wine to drink.
More than ten years have passed since the incident, and this experience is still vivid in my mind. What I remember is not the tragic experience. What remains in my heart is the taxi man who gave me shoes to wear. What remains in my heart is the enthusiastic and generous Xuzhou brothers...
As I write this, I can’t help but feel a little bit at the corner of my eyes. Tears, indeed, I am moved just thinking about it, so let’s stop here.
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