Who can tell me the funniest joke!

can I do this? Once upon a time, there were three monks, and the big monk could only say, just the three of us. Two monks can only say: radish and shredded potatoes. The young monk can only say: hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait. One day, they went to a restaurant in the city for dinner. The waiter asked: How many people are there? The big monk said, just us three brothers. Waiter asked: What would you like? The second monk said: radish and shredded potatoes. The young monk inserted: hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait. This is a sudden shooting at the bank next door. The police asked them: Who is the murderer? The big monk said, just us three brothers. The policeman asked again: Where is the murder weapon? The second monk said: radish and shredded potatoes. The police are going to shoot them. The young monk said quickly, hurry up, I can't wait!