This girl is an accountant. Ask for a confession joke about accounting major, such as

I swear I will never change my mind about you. Although I am an accountant, I will never make false accounts for you. All the financial data I reported to you are true. Your attitude towards me is as cocky as a tax official who comes to audit the accounts; What did I do wrong? Do you know that my heart is as uneasy as tax evasion? Are our feelings like intangible assets with limited service life that must be amortized? Can't it be amortized and depreciated?

two

The deposit on my salary card is your main business income, the cash in my pocket is your non-operating income, your feelings are my intangible assets, and I will capitalize all your bad things, your tears are my paid-in capital, your laughter is my capital reserve, and I will keep them safe and increase their value. Finally, would you like to include it in my report?

three

Our relationship is like a project under construction. After so many storms, dear, why don't you transfer me to your fixed assets? After so many years of repair, haven't you reached your design standard? Don't let me be your unfinished building. Do you have the heart to let me do your "goodbye project"? I don't want to be "under construction" or "goodbye". Please think twice, complete the final accounts as soon as possible and transfer me!

four

The happiest thing in the world is that you transferred me from "project under construction" to "fixed assets"; The most romantic thing in the world is that you devalue with me and grow old slowly. Leave small memories along the way, and then sit in a rocking chair and chat slowly with your children and grandchildren. [heart]

five

You ask me why I love you, just like asking me to use "borrow" to describe why I want to do it.

six

Honey, I sent you back last night. When you got off the bus, I felt the sadness in your eyes. This moment touched my feelings and made my heart ripple with love. I decided to spend my whole life with you, because my inner voice told me that to stay with you and look at you is to mortgage my whole life's happiness. Dear, I remember this emotional diary, do you understand?