Jokes about turtles

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain.

So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it." 1 the riddle of tortoise's ass: regulation;

2. The answer to the tortoise's handstand: There are regulations on it;

3. Turtle somersault mystery: one regulation after another;

There is a little turtle on the turtle's back: there are new rules on it!

5. Three turtles, the one in the middle suddenly peed. Answer: Alas, the central regulations have changed again!

6. The tortoise built a house and climbed in. The answer is: the middle cover; 7. The tortoise climbed out, demolished the house and built another one. The answer is: there is a new cover in the middle; 8. The tortoise climbed out to tear down the house and build it, and climbed in again. Answer: giants can build!