Stories about Chinese characters, two-part allegorical sayings, evolution of Chinese characters, homophonic jokes of Chinese characters.

2.a saw that B was struggling to move the box, so he said, Let me help you move it.

B can't use the roller on the box, so he says to A, Go away!

A is very angry, B says quickly, I let you use the wheel.

Find an internet bar

My friend is away on business. When he left, he said to meet online at 3 pm.

I waited left and right and finally arrived.

Before I could speak, I saw a message from there: "Turtles are really hard to recruit!" "

I didn't react for a moment: "What?"

Friends laughed; "Internet cafes are hard to find!"

Regional culture

A class teacher took maternity leave, and the school arranged Mr. Li geographically to take his place. One day, the monitor found Mr. Li and complained anxiously: "The blackboard newspaper in our class has not been published this month, and the school will evaluate it next week." Please set a theme and ask everyone to provide the manuscript. "

Mr. Li thought for a moment and said, "Go back to class immediately and tell the students that this month's blackboard newspaper will take' regional culture' as the theme, so please contribute actively."

The monitor returned to the classroom and announced it widely on the blackboard: please contribute actively to the theme of this month's blackboard newspaper-hell.

Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)

Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.

The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.

Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)

Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)

An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)

Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)

Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)

Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.

Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)

Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)

Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)

Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)

Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).

Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)

Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)

Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)

Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)

Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)

There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)

Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)

Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)

A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)

Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)

Buckwheat shells are mashed-they are not sticky (sticky)

Vitex negundo L.

Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials

Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.

The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)

Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)

Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)

Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first

Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)

The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)

Light the noodles-there's no need to cook a meal. A couple named Li gave birth to a son named Ben. One day, Li Ben suddenly ran away from home, so the couple went to the police station to report the case.

The policeman asked her husband, "What's your name?" ("What's your name")

Husband: "Li Guangxian" (you go first)

The policeman asked the woman again, "What's your name?"

The woman replied, "I live in Wugang." (well, stop, "not yet")

The policeman was furious and said, "Kim, what are you doing here?" "(What are you doing here? ")

The couple loudly replied: "Steady and foolish." ("You are so stupid", "Playing tricks on you, flirting and fooling")

Marriage registry, a couple to register.

The manager asked the woman, What's your name?

Woman: I'm Li Jiefen. ("I'm here to get married")

Librarian: I know you are married, but the man in the clothing store asked your name.

Woman: I'm Li Jiefen!

Librarian: It's crazy, alas! I'm too lazy to talk to you. What about that guy? What's your name? What a psycho! Well, I'm too lazy to be angry with you. What about that guy? What's your name? )

Man: I'm Wu. ("I dare not say")

Librarian: Do you dare to say? What a second person! I dare not say my name. Talk to me! What's your name?

Talk to Wu.

Once, due to work reasons, it was strange to exchange cards with my colleagues and hand them to me. I lowered my head ... I looked at the card and couldn't help laughing-I was embarrassed because I was called "Su Yuxuan" (disgusting).

When you check in at the restaurant, the lady will ask your name and how many people there are. "Mr. Lu, three." If so, when the young lady calls you a number with a microphone, it will become: "Lou, three people ..." (Sex slave, three people) What is the restaurant? Play SM framework?

One day I went to see a doctor, and when I registered, I saw a doctor named "Gao Wanyi" (testicles), who happened to be a male urologist? ! Oh, my God, what a coincidence?

Once in a shopping mall, a man didn't see a baby, so he pressed the anti-theft button to help the shopping mall broadcast and told his father to wait at the door ... The content of the broadcast was like this: "Xu Jiaquan's little friend, your father Xu Dingfu (except ordering pants," taking off pants ") is waiting at the door.

In the past, there were two deputy section chiefs in a certain department, one surnamed Xu and the other surnamed Qiu, who were sworn enemies, one except trousers and the other named autumn trousers (painted trousers).

red rose

Zhou Xinheng (bruised all over, "itchy all over")

Luo (big pomelo: "big ass")

Wu has grown up (not grown up, "not grown up")

Mary Ng (not beautiful: not beautiful)

Forest flower (bath flower)

Guo Deyun (feel dizzy, "feel dizzy")

Mai Shengren (stranger),

Wu Guangde (well, "can't talk")

Wu (Mr. Wu .. Mr.: "Silly")

Bioko ("no"),

Zhong (Zhong: Falling into the Sea)

Liao Zhibiao (frequent urination)

Clancy (shit, "diarrhea")

Liu Bidi (runny nose)

Chimney cover (stool tower cover, "toilet cover")

Yellow (yellow)-turning green?

Wu Xiaoyu (Wu Xiaoyu: "Will not move")

Wu Xiuzhen (er, fertilization,)? Wow, when did my husband not even have to buy condoms?

Wu Jiefen Um ... Women in the new era are living together (unmarried).

Yang Wei's parents are so careful that I don't have enough oxygen.

Yao Hongrui is not afraid of falling in love! (mercuric chloride pigment)

Yang Jingxiang is in good spirits? (Yang's stem is very long,,,,,-_-! ! )

Chemei Cream is really tolerant ... (suitcase)

Mao Ren 'ai is unkind to anyone, ie nobody loves him.

Zhu Jiang was born on the Pearl River?

New Wen Yi, new immigrants? (New immigrants)

Strong hands and long hair ...

Li Chuncai's You Are a Fool.

Three sisters: Zhou-around Qin ("crawling": crawling everywhere) Zhou Huijuan-around Juan ("drilling": drilling everywhere) Zhou Huixian-around Walking (walking everywhere)

Three brothers and sisters: You Yongfu (swimming trunks), You Yongyi (swimsuit) and You Yongci (swimming pool).

Two brothers: Zhou (cheating everywhere) and (fighting everywhere)

I know a brother named Li ... (Come on ... this brother is awesome)

I have a brother named "Ma Xifan" (Ma X is very annoying)! Everyone says it bothers me to see him, alas!

I used to have a head teacher named Wu.

One of my teachers is called "Zhou Yousong".

There is also a classmate named "Chen Suxin". There is nothing wrong with Chen's surname, but it is terrible to be called Su Xin (Su Xin, "beast").

Some people are called (the fifth window) and Wu (the sixth window).

Mr. Lu, please go to window 5 at once; Mr. Wu Changhao, please go to window 6 immediately! ! !