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4 funny CF microphone shouting

1.

-Rizhao incense burner produces smoke,

-Chicken, duck and fish.

My mouth watered 3,000 feet,

-I have no money in my pocket.

2.

-mow the grass at noon,

-C4 buried soil.

-2B unpack,

-Zoom it in to 250.

3.

-I'm drinking the nutrition express.

-I ate rice noodles.

-It's XX (Telecom, Netcom) network cable.

-Play Crossfire

4.

-If it's sentimental, it's old.

-the prestige of labor and capital is unstoppable.

-Dude, one shot at a time.

-Who dares to fight me?

Ha ha. I'm imagining. I made these four up.