University joke

1. At noon, I went to the canteen with a brother in the dormitory and found a hot MM with a low chest at the next table!

I couldn't help but look at it a few times, and then whispered to my brother, "How much does the world's largest elephant weigh?" A: 1 ton; B: 2 tons; C: 3 tons; D: 4 tons; E: 5 tons; F: Six tons. "

He thought for a moment, then frowned and asked, "It seems to be C?"

I whispered to him, "No, it's F."

As soon as he heard this, he retorted loudly: "My God! Not that big! ! "

Hearing this, MM got up and scolded: "Boring! Sex maniac! ! "turned and left. ...

Anyone who said to borrow a cup should understand.

2. Chatting on 2.QQ

Me: Is my head a cow B?

You rascal!

Disconnect the reading. Boss, like NB?

3. The family planning work in a poor village in northwest China has been very bad. Later, a college student was transferred from the city. After a detailed field trip, the student bought some color TVs for the villagers. In the second year, the village successfully completed the family planning index.

This is not the ML when watching TV at night.

4. There is a serious imbalance between male and female in an engineering university, and there is only one girl in grade 2004.

On the eve of graduation, a man from Qiukun Society mobilized the whole class of 2004 boys to conduct a questionnaire survey with only one topic: "Everyone!

Did you go to primary school? "

As a result, the boy was expelled from school the next day.

I guess that girl's name is Xiaoxue.

When I first met MM, she visited our dormitory one night. As soon as she entered the room, she suddenly found a CD on my computer desk, which said Independence Day B!

I suddenly saw sweat on my forehead-what happened? I didn't see it either!

MM is naturally angry: "I didn't expect that I was attracted by people like you!" " "

When she picked up the disc from the table and tried to throw it in my face, she suddenly snuggled up in my arms shyly and said, "That's very kind of you ~"

Independence Day B is also read separately, Independence Day B.

6. Wow, shall we go swimming in Hainan during the 11th holiday?

No, that will attract sharks. ...

Aunt, I don't need to say that sharks are very sensitive to blood.

7. Light Light Blue was shopping and happened to see Sony selling a new doll-it moved its left leg when it said "Yes" and its right leg when it said "Ah". She thought it was fun, so she bought one. The puppet ran away from home that night!

This is the woman ZW. Well, she exhausted the doll and couldn't stand running away from home.

9. Anonymous stayed in her boyfriend's dormitory the night she came back from her holiday. The next morning, the two were rushed to the school hospital by dormitory students. Inquired by the school doctor, the diagnosis cases were filled in as follows: girls fainted due to dehydration, boys overeating and indigestion!

This is caused by a man biting a woman.