Who has Korean lines of funny family, not scripts, the more episodes, the better, thank you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fight!

That's great.

All right! taxi

Oh ~ Really ~ (Grandma) Crow hen (to herself) Li Shuncai, you idiot!

Damn it, what the hell is this?

The headmaster's anti-grammar

These two are making movies again! -Yun Hao said Hu Jin and Hao Min!

Hu Jin, Min Hao, give me a hug! You Mei warned again.

Here comes the mad dog ~ we are invincible, father and son,

Those who meet will leave.

Depressed Haimei: My two sons' girlfriends, one is the last one and the other is the last one? !

Hehe, Miss Li ~ ~ ~ (sensitive and quiet)

Min Hao: You Mei, You Mei ... You Mei: I'm just ignorant. What's the matter? (When Hao and Hu laughed at her ignorance) I will never talk to you again ... (Hehe) ... Hejun: Dad ...) I stopped trading again ... and made (...) money.

Hu Jin: Hao Min ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hao Min: Tiger ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hao Yun: Oh, damn, there are so many tricks.

Min Jing asked Min Yong to find Shen Zhishi who had a car accident in Russia.

Min Yong said, "If you do this, you will regret it."

Min Jing "I may regret it"

Min Yong "will regret for a lifetime"

Min Jing "I, perhaps, will regret it for the rest of my life."

Director Min Yong: Our honest teacher, Miss Li, be good.

Why don't you come back for lunch?

(Yun Hao): Uncle, you are really a burden in my life.

Min Yong (to xu teacher): "Hey, it's really impossible not to fall."

Grandma: "Husband, Wenxi wants to eat Mapo tofu."

Xu teacher asked Miss Li, "Miss Li, has anyone in your class been asked to go out to buy food?

Miss Li replied: It's not impossible to be tired of life and do nothing!

Classic! ! !

You Mei: Is it true that the capital of the United States is not Los Angeles?

Wen Xi (written and directed by himself): "Pearl ring, I really want black pearl ring, black pearl."

Hejun (self-edited and directed): "Official position, with official position, you can be a dutiful son and want an official position."

Grandpa: "If it's not Zhang Dongjian, go with him for life!" " ! "

There is also the vice principal teacher's: "Good, good, good"!

The whole family said, "Really.

Haimei: O~K (part one)

Song of Bai Weiling: Run, Run, Run, Bai Weiling. .......

Haimei: Do you really want to know?

Min Yong: Really.

Haimei (singing): You don't need to know ~ ~

Wenxi to Haimei (angry): You crow hen! ! !

Xu teacher: "Hehe, thank you very much."

Hao Min and Xiao Hu are hugging each other in the room. Yun Hao pushed the door and came in: "Are you on your honeymoon?"

Haimei: "ending up" is a classic hitchhiking phrase.

Sister-in-law Kai Cheng said to Shuncai, "Hum, I will never let you go, you dead old man. I will never let you go. " I gnash my teeth every time I am put in prison.

Vice-principal teacher: "Honest Miss Li, are you not sick?" Mr. Li has enough energy now. It's really good! ! ! "

Bai Weiling (to Min-ho and Tiger): You two dare to hug.

Shuncai: That Xiumei guy, shut up.

Bai Weiling: My name is not Xiumei. My name is Bai Weiling.

Shuncai: I call you pig beauty, dog beauty and sheep beauty. It's too noisy. Shut up.

Shuncai (Yuexi): Go and give it to that Zhang Donggen for life. You are willing to cook and wash clothes for him. What will you do with me every day?

Our honest and kind teacher Li is very diligent.

Honest teacher Li, why are you here so early? Why don't you come back after dinner? You are so diligent! It's really good! ! ! "

Ah ~ Why did our cautious teacher Xu Minjing fall down again? ~

Teacher Li Minyong, vice president, said;

"Ah ah, our brave and strong Li Minyong, Miss Li, is really hard-working.

Li Shuncai: Oh, Bao Xiao, why have you lost so much weight recently? Really, eat more mustard tuber.

Min Yong: Hey, will you stop calling me Bao Xiao? Besides, I don't like mustard tuber.

Shuncai: You will always be my little baby. My little treasure likes mustard tuber best.

Yun Hao said to Hu Jin, "Ah, your husband cheated!"

Hao Min: "Little Tiger ~"

Hu Jin: "Hao Min ~"

(hugging ing ing

Classic enough! You can apply for the essence ~ "crooked boy" and "short leg"

Minhe had a fight, and the scene of two people rolling on the lawn and fighting happened to be seen by Yunhao and Jackie Chan, and then Minhe embraced and made up again. Still rolling around on the hillside, Yun Hao said contemptuously: "It's really self-directed!"

Liaofan

Li Shuncai: It's too noisy! It's so noisy !

David moses: Damn it!

Teacher Li is becoming more and more honest. What a great spirit! Why not be a superman to protect the earth?

"Let's go to the zoo, ao? ao？ Hey? " "... ao? ao？ Hey? "

Yun Hao: "Ah Shi ..." (original sound

In Hao Yun Hao Min's dormitory, Haimei told Wenxi, Hao Yun and Hao Min, "Mom, are they handsome? Objectively speaking, we are no worse than Hao Min and Hao Yun? "

Wen Xi said, "Yes, he looks good."

Haimei said, "I feel that my son is really excellent. To tell the truth, my son is several times better than your son? "

Wenxi said, "What, what do you mean? What happened to my sons He Jun and Min Yong?" ? Haha, then the guests met Min Yong, who wanted to eat, and He Jun farted, leaving Wenxi speechless.

In one episode, Grandpa Li Shuncai's vase was broken, and no one admitted it.

Grandpa Li said, "Did it roll off the table and commit suicide by itself?"

The vice principal said, "Teacher Li Minyong is wonderful. How can he make my mood so cool? "

Li Shuncai: "Oh, this chubby mother and son."

Xu Minjing: Miss Li is so interesting, even more interesting than Zaishi.

Miss Li really looks like Brad Pitt.

Vice President: Do I miss Audrey Hepburn very much?

Xu Minjing: Driver, you said he looks like Brad Pitt, right?

Driver: I think it looks like a * * *

Xu teacher: Miss Li doesn't think you look like Brad Pitt.

Miss Li: When did I say that I look like Brad Pitt?

Xu teacher: Ha ha ha ha, just kidding.

Xu teacher was teased and hung on the basket.

Li: Teacher Xu, what are you doing up there?

X: Don't look. Don't look Turn around. I am going to jump. Don't look Did you hear that?

Then when everyone turned around, she fell to the ground.

Miss Li: The students' scores in this exam have dropped. The first and last place are in our class.

Who was the last one? Stand up by yourself ... Hey, Jiang, do you still feel the most?

Applause-Luo Huimei beat Jiang Youmei by two points and won the penultimate place! !

Jiang Youmei: I never study. Why did you come last in the exam? Are you stupid?

Luo Huimei: I never study.

Jiang Youmei: I slept until the exam was over.

Luo Huimei: I never attend classes. I don't even know what I got in the final exam.

Mad dog teacher Li: Hehe, ok, you all go to the playground! ! !

Luo Wenji: Husband Wenxi wants to eat grapes.

Then Li Shuncai sent him to the hospital for examination. ......

Shun Cai:

Really! Don't discuss anything with me!

……

Shit? Shit has to be discussed! ! !

Huang Cancheng: Oh! My friend! Li Yunhao, I can give you anything, love, friendship, even life, but I have no money to give you.

Dialogue between Min Yong and Min Jing: Yes, there are still people in school who have a crush on you, Vice President.

Yun Hao kicks sandbags in the dormitory. At that time, Hao Min was just upset, as if for the sake of Yu Mei. Then Hao Min said fiercely, "Do you want to die? Be quiet? " Yun Hao turned and said, "Oh, who killed who?" Then Hao Min went to the door and said to himself, "Is there a quiet place?" I ran to the attic.

Luo Huimei: Don't give me a lesson today. Today is the day when my father went there.

David moses: Sorry, I don't know your father. ...

Luo Huimei: So you forgive me. ...

Hao Yun just turned around and Luo Huimei's cell phone arrived.

: Hello, Dad * * * * * * * * ...

David moses: Isn't your father ...? 、!

Luo Huimei: Yes, today is the day when my father flies to Japan.

Hao Yun: You! !

Luo Huimei: Hehe, you have forgiven me anyway.

Grandpa pulled the whole family together to do the problem, and if they got it right, they would be rewarded 1000.

......

Who can our family abandon when there is danger?

... Li Junhe ... Exactly!

Who is the family that we can regard as nonexistent?

... Li Junhe ... Correct.

Min Jing: Is there a pizza in Miss Li's class?

Min Yong: Yes.

Min Jing: There are also.

Min Yong: You can't do anything if you want to die.

Vice President: Ah ~ ~ ~ Honest Miss Li ... How nice! Very good! Very good!

1. "Oh, our xu teacher, there are still thirty minutes before school. How can you prepare for school? "

"No, no"

"Oh, I am becoming more and more honest. It's really worthwhile to sit next to Mr. Li, who is honest. It's a good decision for me to let the new teacher sit next to Miss Li! ! "

"Ah, here comes Miss Li, Mr. CoCo Lee. Look what she's done to the old and new beards. Miss Li is so perfect that she is a superman. Why is Superman a PE teacher in our school? Truth is a waste of talent. It should be to defend the earth. ! "

"Simple white teacher wore a white coat today? It looks like a rabbit. He wears a fur coat every day. Is his father a hunter? The reality is too simple! ! Is Arrow a descendant of angels in white? "

"Teacher Park, whose heart is wider than the sea, is the dragon still angry with me?"

2. "Miss Li Can didn't come today because of a car accident!"

Xu Minjing shouted.

"Oh, our xu teacher is so happy to see a colleague in a car accident! ! ! "

3. "Oh, I have a stomachache. How can I compare with Miss Li? "

4. "My teacher Li, how many kilometers is it from the room to the door?"

"Hey, I'm taking a shower."

"Doesn't even have water for a bath? Dry cleaning? "

5. "Why didn't Miss Li come back after lunch?"

6. "Careful xu teacher, it seems that I have to change my child."

7. "Miss Li of Speed Superman! ! ! A drop-out report 1. " Oh, our xu teacher, it's 30 minutes before school is over. How do you prepare for school? " "

"No, no"

"Oh, I am becoming more and more honest. It's really worthwhile to sit next to Mr. Li, who is honest. It's a good decision for me to let the new teacher sit next to Miss Li! ! "

"Ah, here comes Miss Li, Mr. CoCo Lee. Look what she's done to the old and new beards. Miss Li is so perfect that she is a superman. Why is Superman a PE teacher in our school? Truth is a waste of talent. It should be to defend the earth. ! "

"Simple white teacher wore a white coat today? It looks like a rabbit. He wears a fur coat every day. Is his father a hunter? The reality is too simple! ! Is Arrow a descendant of angels in white? "

"Teacher Park, whose heart is wider than the sea, is the dragon still angry with me?"

2. "Miss Li Can didn't come today because of a car accident!"

Xu Minjing shouted.

"Oh, our xu teacher is so happy to see a colleague in a car accident! ! ! "

3. "Oh, I have a stomachache. How can I compare with Miss Li? "

4. "My teacher Li, how many kilometers is it from the room to the door?"

"Hey, I'm taking a shower."

"Doesn't even have water for a bath? Dry cleaning? "

5. "Why didn't Miss Li come back after lunch?"

6. 1. "Oh, our xu teacher, it's thirty minutes before school. How can you prepare for school? "

"No, no"

"Oh, I am becoming more and more honest. It's really worthwhile to sit next to Mr. Li, who is honest. It's a good decision for me to let the new teacher sit next to Miss Li! ! "

"Ah, here comes Miss Li, Mr. CoCo Lee. Look what she's done to the old and new beards. Miss Li is so perfect that she is a superman. Why is Superman a PE teacher in our school? Truth is a waste of talent. It should be to defend the earth. ! "

"Simple white teacher wore a white coat today? It looks like a rabbit. He wears a fur coat every day. Is his father a hunter? The reality is too simple! ! Is Arrow a descendant of angels in white? "

"Teacher Park, whose heart is wider than the sea, is the dragon still angry with me?"

2. "Miss Li Can didn't come today because of a car accident!"

Xu Minjing shouted.

"Oh, our xu teacher is so happy to see a colleague in a car accident! ! ! "

3. "Oh, I have a stomachache. How can I compare with Miss Li? "

4. "My teacher Li, how many kilometers is it from the room to the door?"

"Hey, I'm taking a shower."

"Doesn't even have water for a bath? Dry cleaning? "

5. "Why didn't Miss Li come back after lunch?"

6. "Be careful with Mr. Xu. It seems that I have to repair this door."

7. "Miss Li of Speed Superman! ! ! The drop-out report was just a slap in the face. Why don't you sign it? This is your answer to me. Are you flattering me too much? I have high blood pressure! Oh! Miss Li thinks she has low blood pressure, doesn't she? I have high blood pressure! ! It's really good! ! "

8. "Miss Li's paper is wonderful. It's really good. Is it unique in the world? Want the principal to award the prize? Rewrite it for me! ! ! ! "

Vice principal language.

Haimei: My two sons' girlfriends, one is the last in the school, and the other is only two points away from the last in the school. ...

Huimei: Cheng Can, do you know Yun Hao's home?

Cheng Can: Of course, I'm Hao Yun's boyfriend.

Huimei: Take me to Hao Yun's home.

Cheng Can: No, Yun Hao doesn't like you. I won't do anything that Yun Hao doesn't like.

Huimei: Then I'll give you 50,000.

Cheng Can: OK. Let's leave now.

Huimei (whispering): I lied to you.