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What wonderful things did your blind date do during the blind date?

There are not many blind dates, but one time I was impressed. 26 years old, graduated from college, selling clothes. I didn't want to go on a blind date at first, but the introducer was so enthusiastic that I had to take a photo. The other party has been a soldier, a village cadre and an office worker. He was 30 years old. This is the background. After supper, I took a walk in the town. He rode a mountain bike (the one without a back seat), and I walked over in a long skirt (the appointed place was very close).

My first impression was good. When he came up, he praised me for looking like a gentle lady (sugar-coated shells, all routines), so he said as he walked that he had been pushing the cart and I couldn't get in a word (really). The main content is still impressive:

M: I was a soldier. You girls all like Brother Bing very much!

M: I am a village cadre now. Call me if you have anything at home.

Man: The road outside your house is too broken. I'll mention rebuilding the road for you next time.

Man: I'll go. The garbage transfer station here stinks. It seems that it needs to be rectified again.

Man: This gutter used to stink. I propose rectification.

Man: The family on your left, his daughter-in-law is having an affair with XXX.

M: The one on your right used to operate XXX illegally, and I rectified it.

M: I have a high degree like you. I can rest assured that I will educate my children at home in the future. You don't have to go to work. It's hard to sell clothes without much money anyway. Stay at home honestly. Our children must have a high IQ. My family wants two children, preferably a boy and a girl. How many members do you want in your family? I'm not afraid to have more children. I am a cadre.

I forgot to mention, I walked with him for more than 5 kilometers. In the meantime, he insisted on driving me by bike and let me sit on the front bumper anyway. How can I sit still? Then he smiled evilly: I can hold you in my arms.

Throughout the process, I wore a headband in the wild without street lights and touched it repeatedly. After being sternly rejected by me, I said loudly: I like a girl like you who is totally clean! Then secretly instill in me the idea that blind date is equal to going to bed and getting married when you have children. Constantly expressing that you are the boss requires warm embrace and gentle embrace to appease your lonely heart.

After being rejected, man: No one has a stable job. What do you choose? You won't choose anything like me. Are you blind? Really think of yourself as a good girl? Be a real person, don't set your sights too high. I am willing to support you. What do you want?

Well, I just think the official is too big and dazzling to open my eyes.