Ask English jokes and thank them in the third person.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow? Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer Teacher: Please talk about it. Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow. I just bit my tongue.

"Are we poisonous?" The young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I just bit my tongue!"

I just bit my tongue. "Are we poisonous?" A young snake asked its mother. "Yes, dear," good news and bad news.

"There is good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

"I really need some good news," the customer sighed. "What is it?"

"Your wife didn't ask for your future legacy to be included in the agreement."

"What's the bad news?"

"After the divorce, she will marry your father."

Good news and bad news.

"There is good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

"I always hear some good news," the customer said with a sigh. "What's the good news?"

"Your wife didn't ask for your future inheritance to be included in the ruling."

"What's the bad news?"

"After the divorce, she will marry your father."

New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

Lost wallet

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. She looked at her purse and said, "hmm ... that's interesting." When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in my bag. Now there are twenty 1 dollar bills. "

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, madam. Last time I found a lady's wallet, she didn't have any change as a reward. "

Chinese:

A woman lost her handbag, and an honest child found it and returned it to her. She looked at her purse and said, "Well, that's interesting. When I lost it, I had a $20 bill. Now it's a $20 bill. "

"That's right, madam." The little boy immediately replied, "The last time I found my wallet, the lady didn't have any change to reward me."

English jokes

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".

Slow. "

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."