Ma Ji Crosstalk: The Script of Ode to Friendship

Crosstalk Text: Ode to Crosstalk Friendship Performers: Ma Ji and Tang Jiezhong.

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A: As a revolutionary literary fighter, you must often go to the masses of workers, peasants and soldiers.

Yes, learn from the workers, peasants and soldiers and serve them.

A: Every time I go out, I gain a lot.

Oh, where have you been recently?

A: I went abroad.

B: Oh, cross talk abroad?

A: Do foreigners know crosstalk?

B: it doesn't matter if you don't understand. There is an interpreter.

A: Oh, there is an interpreter standing next to the actor. Say a word of translation?

B: That would be great.

A: Now cross talk begins.

B: Winobigan, er, Klosterstock.

A: Crosstalk is a folk art in China.

B: Cleopatra, Keith, Fogg, Artie Inchana.

A: Lively and active.

B: Etslav, Anne Miller, tent.

A: This form is that shoes don't do AWLS-needles are really good; Dogs drive ducks away.

B: This is. ...

A: Turn it over!

B: I can't translate it. How can I translate so many witticisms?

A: So cross talk abroad is limited by language.

B: Then how did you go abroad?

I have another task.

Why are you going?

A: I followed the instructions of the great leader Chairman Mao, honorably fulfilled my internationalist obligations and went abroad to help build railways.

Oh, you went to Tanzania and Zambia.

Yes, do you know that place?

Isn't that Africa?

Yes, that place is far from us!

B: How far is it?

I calculated that it is more than twenty kilometers.

More than 20 kilometers That's not Africa, that's Tongzhou!

A: What is Tongzhou doing?

B: Didn't you say more than twenty kilometers?

Yes, it is twenty kilometers.

B: How much is it?

A: More than 10,000 kilometers!

B: Oh! You left a big number? ! How have you got there so far?

A: We are on the ocean liner Friendship.

B: Oh.

A: Starting from Guangzhou, leaving the Pearl River Estuary, passing through Wanshan Islands, Xisha Islands and Nansha Islands in the South China Sea, passing through Zengmu shoal in Singapore, Sumatra Island in Malaysia and Indonesia, passing through the Straits of Malacca, entering the Indian Ocean, passing through Gandao and Seychelles, reaching Victoria, and then taking 1808, you will arrive in Tanzania.

B: That's far enough.

A: Although China, Tanzania and Zambia are separated from Wan Li, the hearts of the people of the three countries are linked together.

B: You're right!

Our ship has been sailing at sea for fourteen days and nights. In the morning, I stood on the deck, holding the railing of the ship and looking at the east.

what are you reading?

A: A red sun Ran Ran rises, shining in all directions, illuminating the tranquil sea. Bright five-star red flags are flying in the blue sky. "Friendship" braved the wind and waves, full of the deep friendship of the people of China.

B: That's poetic.

A: Then the horn sounded: "Attention, passengers! The front will reach Dar es Salaam, the capital of Tanzania! Tanzania is a beautiful country with vast fertile land, hardworking and brave people, dense virgin forests and rich underground treasures. The African people with a tradition of struggle broke away from the shackles of old and new colonialism and won today's independence. The African people are awakening and Tanzania is moving forward! "

B: the African people have stood up!

A: Comrades, the Tanzanian and Zambian people have always supported the revolutionary cause of the people of China. In order to restore China's legitimate seat in the United Nations, they fought with dozens of countries until they won the final victory. When building the Tanzania-Zambia Railway, survey

The team members contribute their strength to the friendship between the Chinese and African people! "

B: Great!

A: When our foreign aid soldiers heard this broadcast, they excitedly crowded onto the deck, all dressed up, wearing Chairman Mao's badge on their chests, full of energy, smiling and staring at the front.

B: What's ahead?

A: Beautiful Africa is in front of us: fields, coconut groves, rows of trees and rows of people. There were men and women, old and young, talking and laughing, singing and dancing in the crowd, and everyone shouted in unison: Calibuni, Calibuni!

What does that mean?

A: This is Swahili: Welcome, welcome!

Oh, African friends warmly welcome you.

A: Yes, our foreign aid fighters also warmly waved their thanks to our African friends.

B: That's right.

A: As soon as I saw this scene, I climbed to the height of the ship in three steps and two steps.

Why did you climb so high?

A: You can see clearly when you climb high.

B: Yes.

A: I climbed high and waved to my African friends. Ouch! Why is it so hot?

B: Huh? No, that place has a maritime climate, and the highest temperature is thirty or forty degrees.

A: It can be hot at 30 or 40 degrees.

B: Fifty or sixty degrees?

A: Hot!

B: Eighty or ninety degrees?

A: Hot!

Do not heat it, or it will boil!

A: It's hotter than boiling!

Why is it so hot?

A: African friends are full of enthusiasm for us. We are so excited, we are all hot together!

B: It's hot enough.

A: When the ship landed, we stepped off the deck, bid farewell to the welcoming crowd, got on the bus, left the dock, crossed the bustling capital and came to our investigation team station.

B: Which hotel are you staying at?

A: We're not here to be guests. We didn't stay in a hotel.

B: Which hotel are you staying at?

We will start our own business instead of going to a restaurant.

B: Which hostel are you staying at?

A: We're here to study. We don't need entertainment.

B: You ... you have to find a place to live anyway!

A: Of course, we live in a great place, with our backs to the mountains and facing the sea. The room has a big roof, a soft carpet and a big garden around it. Butterflies are flying and flowers are in full bloom.

Oh, I see, you live in a villa!

A: No, there are no other trees in that place except coconut grove!

B: What? I mean the villa you live in!

This is the residence of our survey team.

B: Where is the room with a big roof?

A: A tent with a big top and a big room on the roof.

B: That soft carpet?

A: It's just a meadow.

Is it surrounded by a big garden?

This place has beautiful scenery and pleasant climate, just like a big garden.

B: What about butterflies flying and flowers blooming?

A: That place is like spring all the year round, and all kinds of vegetables grow all year round. Cabbage withered and radish blossomed; Rape flowers have withered and spinach has blossomed; Cucumber blossoms, pepper blossoms; The leek was planted and the eggplant blossomed. ...

B: Hey, why are there leeks and eggplant here?

This is our vegetable field!

Oh, grow your own vegetables!

A: We were warmly welcomed by our African friends at the gate of the station. As soon as the workers of the two countries met, they talked and laughed like old friends they had not seen for years. An old African worker squeezed into the crowd, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Rafik, Vaccina, Rafik, Vaccina!" " "

What does "Wachner" mean?

A: People from China.

B: How about Rafik?

A: Friends.

Oh, my friend from China.

A: Ah, I have to say something when people talk to me.

B: Of course.

A: I said, "Thank you, China is Rafik ... Tanzania is Rafik, Zambia is Rafik, and the people of China, Tanzania and Zambia are Rafik together!"

B: Cough! Who can understand you when you say that?

A: It seems that the language barrier really affects the emotional communication with African friends.

B: What shall we do?

A: Learn! Determined to study, we must break through the language barrier and contribute to the friendship between the people of China, Tanzania and Zambia.

B: That's right!

A: After a period of hard work and enthusiastic teaching from African friends, I can say a few common words.

Let me ask you something. What do you think of this job?

A: Kufania Qazi.

B: where to study?

A: The study is called Kuji Fengza.

B: Learn from friends like Tan and Zan?

A: Kujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Say hello to your friends?

A: Kujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Salute your friends?

A: Kujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Thank you, friend?

Party A and Party B: Kujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Why do you always study?

A: Just keep studying. Let me ask you, is the revolutionary spirit of African people's consistent anti-imperialism and anti-colonialism worth learning?

B: it's worth learning.

A: Is the African people's revolutionary spirit of hard work and courage to struggle worth learning?

B: it's worth learning.

A: So study, study and study again.

B: It seems that you are learning well!

A: Yes! Because we have convenient conditions, we get along with our African friends day and night.

B: See African friends every day?

A: We fought side by side, drawing pictures, surveying, crossing dense forests, mowing grass, climbing mountains and crossing rivers. ...

B: Are they all together?

A: Hey! Through this, we can deepen our understanding and enhance our friendship.

Yes, so that we can learn from our African friends better.

A: On one occasion, African friends led us to do field work together, crossing a wasteland with tall grass, wading through a swift river and climbing the rolling mountains. Just as we were preparing for the survey, there was a sudden thunderbolt and it began to rain! At that time, I risked my life

The rain kept falling. ...

B: Wait a minute. It's called downpour. What do you think of tanks?

My jar is bigger than the washbasin.

Well, that's not true.

Yes, we fought in the pouring rain. Mardin, an African friend who measured with us, came running in a raincoat. "Hey, Rafik, put it on for you!" I said, "no, no, otherwise, you can wear it!" Otherwise, Lao Zhao will wear it! Otherwise, Mu Xin will wear it for you, or ... none of us will wear it! "

B: What's the matter?

A: It's soaked!

Yes, it seems that the conditions of field work are still quite difficult.

A: Although the conditions are difficult, everyone said heroically: "Brawly is endless, rivers and mountains cover the sky, and children in Africa have many ambitions. It will definitely be called a railway crossing rivers and mountains. "

B: It expresses the lofty sentiments and aspirations of the African people.

A: My friend said, "The downpour is like a natural bath. Wipe it with a piece of soap and all the mud will be washed away. "

What revolutionary optimism!

A: Friends also said, "We must repair this railway and contribute to the prosperity of the motherland."

B: This is the common aspiration of the revolutionary people.

A: In order to find this railway quickly and economically, friends are fighting with us!

B: Climb mountains, cut through thorns and thorns.

A: Draw water together!

B: Against the wind and rain, against the stormy waves.

A: Fight with others!

Expose all the plots of the enemy.

A: Let's shoot cows together!

B: We have to fight the cows ... Well, what's the point of bullfighting?

Do you know what kind of cow this is?

What cow?

A: It's a bison in the primeval forest of Africa!

B: bison? What is it like?

A: This kind of cow is very big, and each cow weighs a ton.

B: Yes!

A: Nothing else, bull's-eye. ...

B: How big is it?

A: (gesturing) Such a big one. Niuti ...

B: How big is it?

A: It's so big. head of a cow ...

B: How big is it?

A: It's so big. A cowardly temper ...

B: How big is it?

A: Is there a stubborn theory? Anyway, he is so grumpy that even lions and elephants dare not provoke him.

Why are there all kinds of animals here?

That place is called "Nature Zoo".

Then be sure to pay attention!

A: That day, when we were investigating in the virgin forest, we heard a "moo" and a bison came out. The cow jumped up and screamed!

Oh, no!

It's okay, just hold your horses. At this time, an African friend ran head-on to shoot bison. I said, "Martin, no, get out of the way! Musinga, get behind me! Don't worry, Lao Zhao, I'm here! "

What about you?

I will hide.

B: Ah, hide?

A: I hid in favorable terrain and picked up my shotgun. "bang! Bang! Hey! " It was three shots.

B: Kill the bison?

I am afraid of it.

Not really?

A: Wild animals are the precious wealth of African people, and they cannot be easily harmed unless absolutely necessary.

Yes, take care of everything in Africa.

A: The bison became more furious after hearing the gunshots. He rushed at me. What do you think I should do in the face of this monster?

B: Get out of the way!

A: I dodged. What if I hurt my African friend?

B: Go back and call someone!

A: Time is running out.

B: Then you can spell it!

Isn't that beautiful?

So what can we do?

A: At this critical moment, I heard gunshots across the street and an African friend appeared. The bison turned around after hearing the gunshot. "ah! I rushed at him.

Oh, you are out of danger! What about that African friend?

A: After a while, African friends also ran back.

B: What's the matter?

A: This is an African hunting policeman. In order to protect the safety of workers in China, he introduced bison into the virgin forest regardless of his personal safety.

How touching!

Yes, I am so excited that I don't know what to say. I shook his hand and said, "Friend, you are really … good!" " "

B: What?

When I am excited, I forget all the words I have learned.

B: You should thank others!

A: Yes, I said, "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!" "

B: African friends have given us a lot of help.

A: If we say that our African friends have helped us, it can be in many ways. Once, our car brought an urgent patient, and on the way, the water tank was used up!

Well, what should we do?

A: After the local Zambian villagers found it, they put buckets on their heads and sent water from the foot of the mountain. What do you suggest I do?

Thank you! "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!"

A: Yes! Another time, our car got stuck in a mud pond, and the local villagers jumped into knee-deep water, pushed and pulled, and dragged the car up.

B: You should thank others! "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!"

A: What?

Thank you, my friend!

A: I ran over a chicken in my hometown.

Ah, Rafik, Assange ... Oh, no. ..

What do you suggest I do?

B: Apologize at the same time and compensate at the same time.

A: Yes! Grandpa said, "You killed a chicken and gave it back to me?"

B: These are our three major disciplines and eight points for attention!

A: "There was a boss from other places who killed a cow before. Instead of paying me back, he slapped me twice and punished me for working for him for half a day!"

B: why doesn't he pay?

Answer: "Said my cow was in his way."

B: Why did you hit someone?

Answer: "Said my cow had caused him trouble."

Why are you working for him?

Answer: "Said my cow stained his car."

B: It's really unreasonable.

A: Uncle Gong Ya held my hand with tears in his eyes. He was speechless for a long time. When he heard the news that we were going back to China, it was really inseparable. He came from fifty miles away and brought two banana saplings.

What does that mean?

A: He said, "One tree represents the people of China, and the other tree represents our frankness and praise for the people. Let it thrive and let our friendship last forever like Kilimanjaro! "

B: Seriously!

A: An old lady went on to say, "Thanks to the people of China for their help." I said, "Aunt, I can't thank you. This is the duty of our internationalism. We can't help either. We support each other and help each other. If you say thank you,

First of all, we want to thank the African people for their consistent support and help. "

B: That's right!

A: "This is a banner that I gave to my friends on behalf of all surveyors."

B: What does it say?

A: "The Chinese and African people are heart to heart, hand in hand and marching side by side. Tanzania and Zambia have forged friendship with the railway, all loves."

B: Good!

A: At this time, our car will leave. You see: African friends who bid farewell enthusiastically shouted, "Kwahelini! Like Isababy! "

What does "kua Isababy" mean?

A: Goodbye, goodbye.

B: (gesturing) What about this action?

Bye, buddy.

B: What about this action?

A: Goodbye, madam.

B: Oh.

A: We are still shouting in the car: "Hi Lini!"

B: "Praise Isababy!"

A: "Praise Isababy!"

B: "Praise Isababy!"

A: ...

B: Why is there no sound?

A: The bus has turned the corner.