Jokes (the more the better) try not to be too corny.

1. You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief!

One winter a hundred years ago, Santa Claus always had to work hard to send big bags and small bags of gifts.

There is a village with only eight families.

Santa Claus decided to give a lighter Christmas present this year in order not to be too tired, so he gave everyone a bag of candy.

This is the origin of giving candy to eight people.

I want to test my son's arithmetic and ask him, "I'll give you six sweets to share with my brother next door." How much will you give him? "

"Two pieces." The son replied.

"How is two pieces? Didn't you learn division? "

The son replied, "I do, but my brother doesn't!" " "

4. "Mom, my turtle is dead." The son said to his mother with tears in his eyes.

"Don't be too sad. Let's wrap it in paper, put it in a box and bury it in the backyard, and then give it a funeral, shall we? After the funeral, mom will take you to eat ice cream, then buy you the racing car you want most, and then buy you your favorite pet dog. Don't be too ... "When the mother was comforting her son, she suddenly noticed that the tortoise was moving. "son! The tortoise is not dead! "

"Can I kill it?" The son said disappointedly.