Breaking up humorous sentences

The humorous sentence of breaking up:

1. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out, so I knocked my knee. Did you hear that? What a pity.

2. One day I found that I was stained with a little dust, but I couldn't fall off and swing it. Did you hear that? I can't go back, I can't go back

3. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me. It's over

4. I like this early morning and I don't want to stay up this damn night

5. I don't want to wish you happiness, then I wish you happiness.

6. Don't love, don't be tempted, and don't make your own decisions.

7. I like this early morning and I don't want to stay up this damn night

8. I can't catch it, so I don't want it

9. I don't want to wish you happiness, so I wish you happiness

1. After all, I'm not the only one who is crowded around you. Don't

11. Love yourself. Don't be romantic.

12. I never give up liking you, just accept it. Thank you for the pain you brought me.

14. I'm beginning to be glad that he appeared at an age I can afford to lose. 15. The funniest thing in the world is: being found out that he has been romanticizing himself and being exposed to the end?